External Link/Members OnlySo I had an itch that need to be scratched and had a bit of free time and was in Chelmsford.
Had a look at Adultwork and vivastreet and nothing really pop up as interesting and available for lunchtime, so on to plan B.
Had a look at woodlands had been here before Covid and remember I have had a very pleasant “tantric massage” (sorry I know it’s not everyones thing but I do enjoy a nice rub down before a shag) with a young lady. Went on to the website to try and see if she was still working but alas all the photos had been taken down and found it “under construction” which was a bit weird as it was working a few weeks ago did think maybe Covid had killed it off but I thought I will give them a call and try my luck as I kind of knew what I was getting my self into and little man was doing the thinking for us.
Gave them a call was give a time and a price for tantric massage £140.
So this place is actually a 15 drive outside of Chelmsford, mixed in between car brakers yards on a little industrial estate in the middle of nowhere.
I get to the road and they are doing roadworks on it and it’s closed.
This was my first sign that I should have walked, but little man was doing the thinking 🧐.
So I call up, they tell me that you should be able to go around the other way and not to worry if I’m running late (why she did not tell me on the phone I do not know) so a 15 min detour later I get there.
I park up and I walk between the building with the guys giving me looks of know exactly what was going on. Get to the door get buzzed in. Get told someone squeezed in for 10min (WTF) and would need to wait 10mins
Again second warning sign I should have walked.
So sat and talked to the lady running it in the office for a bit, who was lovely to have a chat with when the last thing you are thinking about.
So I asked when the second lady would be free and was told only one working (last time I went there where 3 girls working)
I asked about the website and was told that someone has complained and that they need to put in a change of use for the building, so have taken the girls photos down so they won’t get raided by police!!!!!
Again third warning sign that I should have walked.
But just then a punter comes out see me turns bright red, thanks me for some reason and then trips down the stairs on the way out as he was so embarrassed and just trying to get out of there.
And then I see AMY,
Little man is now fully in charge.
White Eastern European, curly blond hair about 5ft7”.
8/10 body lovely soft skin and a good size pair of bolt on’s,
5/10 face bit of acne scaring and far amount of make up on to cover it up.
Lovely little pussy with her clit hood hanging out just so you want to get a taste of it 👅.
So pay £80 to front office and £60 to her.
And then It all went to shit!
I went in to the room and was left to my own devices.
So I striped off and jumped in the table and left the money on the side,
I think that was my fault? (Not sure this is bad etiquette or not protocol - please let me know guys?) as she seamed very pissed off with me, she then asked me what I was hear for and then said oh I k ow what you are hear for.
Then the bra came of but the stocking and panties stayed on.
I then had the shittiest massage I have ever had!
I asked her how long it took her to learn how to massage and she told me that she just picked it up from YouTube - 😂 I don’t think she quite got my sarcasm.
So after about 10 min of going through the motions I got board and and started to give her butt a bit of a squeeze and spank, managed to get the knickers off and started to give the pussy a rub- I do have to admit that was a lovely little pussy.
So about half way throughout she is still just rubbing my back no other parts no CC swiping no ball tickles. ! She turns and say ok she is wet from playing with the pussy and will give me tantric now ???
on straight on with the Dom and starts sucking my cock like a hoover - now to my shame it have been a while and playing with her pussy and got me a bit turned on and I piped in the bag in her mouth quite quickly - don’t Judge me we have all done it!
She take the Dom off and ask it I want to have a shower - it’s half way through our time I told her, she told me if I want more she then I will have to pay more money to her, so I ask her how much £60 on top of the £140 I have already paid. This really pissed me off tbh if she was a complete 10/10 then maybe.
No thanks I told her to finish the massage then so begrudgingly she tells me to lie back down I ask her to do my front ( hoping I will get happy end at least) she told me she only dose the back.
So sat there and had the Most shit massage I have ever had until time was up.
So in short:
So for £140 for 1hr I had a crap massage and a covered BJ
My little man is a dick head!
All ways look out for the warning signs!
Will not be going back.
Happy punting guys!
