When: Last week
Where : Cathy's Massage, Stockport Rd Denton (
External Link/Members Only)
Price : £35 + £55
After reading several positive reviews for this place on here, and currently feeling stressed out and sore from starting back in the gym, I decided to treat myself and pay a visit on my way back from a meeting one morning this week.
I called the number on the Gumtree Ad as I was walking out of my meeting at around 09:35 and it was immediately answered by someone with very good English who confirmed that a massage would be available if I came over straight away. I clarified that I was about 20 - 25 mins drive away, but that seemed to cause no issues so I agreed to drive straight there, and I'd see them in a bit.
23 mins later, I'm parked up down a side road (no issues with parking) and walking round to the front of the building - fuck me it's very, very public with a lot of pedestrian traffic passing, plus I stood out like a sore thumb from the locals (who were clad head to toe in sportswear) as I was in business attire. However, when I called to say I'd arrived, the lady asked if I would prefer to use the side entrance, which thankfully is a *lot* more discreet, but you do end up having to walk through the bakery next door, which is a bit odd and I got a proper stare from the lad working there.
Anyway, in through the kitchen (it looks like the someone might actually be living in the premises) and I managed to have a good look at the woman who'd answered the door; Oriental, quite short, wearing a figure hugging, long lacy dress with what looked to be a decent figure underneath. Overall, not bad...not great, but not bad, prob a 6.5/10 for me.
I was directed up the stairs and into a well outfitted massage room, which was neat and clean with a proper massage table and a sink in the corner. I was asked if I wanted 30 mins or an hour; an hour I said, which seemed to give her pause for thought, but then the money was exchanged and she ducked off to find me £5 change and instructed me to strip and get on the massage table.
A couple of mins later she was back and asked if I wanted firm or medium massage - I opted for medium, but I suspect it wouldn't have made any difference, as quite frankly the massage was completely shit.
*RANT INCOMING*
I guess I visit massage places for a few different reasons; the thrill of the unknown, the satisfaction of a well executed HE (or more) but also, I actually genuinely want a bloody good massage. So far this year I've had a couple of decent massages with terrible extras, or alternatively bloody awful, rudimentary massages with good extras - why does it seem so difficult to find someone that's good at both ? Surely it can't be that hard can it - am I just being unlucky ?
*RANT OVER*
Anyhow, a cursory and very, very light back and shoulder massage followed for about 5 mins with a few very cheeky CC swipes thrown in. Then onto my right leg, which was more or less a very light rub of my calf and then swiftly onto increasingly deep & lingering CC swipes. After a few mins, she moved onto my left leg, which received an even more cursory attempt at massage before she started the swipes in earnest again and then moved onto reach-unders, which, I have to say, were administered expertly and had me twitching and throbbing away like a good 'un.
The question "would you like any extras ?" as she fondled my tackle was met with an enthusiastic "YES!". From the menu on offer (HE, B2B, B2B & OWO) I went for the B2B with OWO at £60.
As soon as she stripped off (not bad, small tits) she was on me and into DFK, which was unexpected and not to my taste (she seemed to think that licking my teeth was erotic) then she licked and sucked my nipples for a minute or so and then straight down to OWO, which was pleasant enough, but after a couple of mins I was expecting her to break off and the B2B to start as I'd only been in the room for about 20 mins out of the hour.
However, she flipped round and presented me with her rear end for a 69. Not wishing to be rude, I dived in and started to lick away at her clit and started fingering her - she wasn't averse to a finger up the arse either. This resulted in her going at the OWO like a steam-hammer with lots of spit and hand action, and despite my best efforts to prolong matters, it wasn't long at all before I came copiously in her mouth. She gave my cock one or two more deep sucks and then climbed off and spat my load in the sink and had a quick rinse out.
I reckon, from climbing on the table, to her depositing my load in the sink, we were under 40 mins. The reason quickly became clear, when, after I asked for a shower, she said I needed to be quick as she had a web-booking coming in, and in fact gave me £5 back for an early finish. As I was getting dressed back in the massage room I heard the next punter being led up the stairs and into the other massage room.
Once dressed, I was quickly shown the side door again and left to ruminate over what I made of the previous 45 mins. As ever, there were good and bad points;
Good:
Easy comms
Quick turnaround - I didn't need to book ahead
Masseuse was reasonably fit
Discreet side entrance
Decent range of extras
Bad:
Awful massage
Paid for service I simply didn't receive (B2B)
Substantially under-changed (paid for an hour, got about 40 mins)
I felt like I'd been rushed through it, but didn't need to be, if she'd just said she could only do 30 mins.
Overall, the feeling of being rushed and ripped off overpowered the satisfaction of a decent OWO BJ and I'm calling this one a negative. However, I probably WOULD go again, but book ahead to make sure that I'm not going to get the full hour I paid for, as I suspect a 'proper' hour would be very enoyable.
