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Author Topic: First time. Is this right for me?  (Read 2370 times)

Offline CoreyG

Hello,

I would appreciate any help you can give me.

I have no experience with women and also I am uncomfortable with my body.

Since I am horrendous at romantic advances. Escorts have always had an allure. Specifically the illusionary relationship where I wouldn't have to worry if they like me, for it would be a transaction.

Naturally I have many questions but I will make this concise.

1. Would it be weird if all I ended up doing was talking to the woman. (Like I said this is all new and I would be very nervous)
2. Are these issues odd or unusual. (It doesn't matter to me but the woman might find it weird).

That's all for now. Thanks in advance.

Regards,
CoreyG

Offline gorge

If you worried - don't be - I can't think of any WGs who wouldn't mind earning their money just for chatting - no it's not weird - just look at the other posts on here to see what weird is!

Also most wgs are very accomodating of unexperienced punters - just make sure your cock is clean and you don't smell. Pick a girl in her late twenties/ thirties.

Offline Jimmyredcab



Naturally I have many questions but I will make this concise.

1. Would it be weird if all I ended up doing was talking to the woman.

Not weird but certainly a complete waste of money, the girl will not complain though, they love getting money for nothing.   :hi:

Offline vorian

No and no as long as you pay.
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Offline NIK

Op is either a troll or an ideal client for most prossies.
Paying them to talk indeed!   :unknown: :wacko:

Offline CBPaul

No to both but be careful who you choose.

Going for a more 'experienced' prossie will increase your chances of being put at ease and doing more than just talking. Opting for a sexy looking young EE prossie will probably end in disaster. Of course you can always put links here and get plenty of advise.

Don't worry about your body, it is the £ that count. I took 18 months off from punting during which time I packed up smoking and put on too much weight. When I restarted I felt a little self conscious about the extra tub and wondered if I should book the type of prossie I tended to before. No surprises, it made bugger all difference. 5 minutes in and she was riding me senseless. 

Offline daveev

I guess we all have out different likes, maybe he just wants there company for a chat and a cuddle, and as for a waste of money, if he has millions £150 wont mean anything to him, it only seems a waste when we don't have a lot,

If the OP is for real and he really cant speak to women. I would suggest he sorts out this problem first.

However I would also suggest he has look for AW and looks for a pro$$ie that offers social meetings at a reduced rate. It will probably give him a ego boost he might learn how to chat to women and feel more comfortable in his own skin.


Offline vorian

OP what area are you looking at punting in.
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Offline CBPaul

If the OP is for real and he really cant speak to women. I would suggest he sorts out this problem first.

However I would also suggest he has look for AW and looks for a pro$$ie that offers social meetings at a reduced rate. It will probably give him a ego boost he might learn how to chat to women and feel more comfortable in his own skin.

Alternatively, and contradictory to my earlier post, he could go for a fresh EE girl. She won't be able to converse so no problems with getting tongue tied. Plus, it doesn't leave a lot else to do in the hour. I quite like this approach sometimes, if they can't speak English then they have one less way of wasting time  :D

Offline Daffodil

Op is either a troll or an ideal client for most prossies.
Paying them to talk indeed!   :unknown: :wacko:

I'd pay most of them to shut up  :D

Offline dilettante

I think there comes a point when romantic horny daydreaming gives way to cold-light-of-day practical nerves - I was very like you for my first punt, not knowing how to react etc, but I was determined to go through with it, and whenever I find myself wavering now I remind myself of that.  Why have you decided to do this, do you doubt the courage of your convictions,  why etc ...

Well the OP has been on line since his posting. If he was for real I would imagine he would have commented on the responses.


Offline NIK

Well the OP has been on line since his posting. If he was for real I would imagine he would have commented on the responses.

Remember he's shy!  :rolleyes:

Offline vorian

Well the OP has been on line since his posting. If he was for real I would imagine he would have commented on the responses.

Yep, just another one of those one post wonders.  Well maybe some lurkers picked up on the advice,  so.........
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Remember he's shy!  :rolleyes:

Or just left his machine logged in and buggered off out?

Yep, just another one of those one post wonders.  Well maybe some lurkers picked up on the advice,  so.........

Well I was going to offer him the bespoke UK Punting 'Man Up' service.


Offline Matium

Hello,

I would appreciate any help you can give me.

I have no experience with women and also I am uncomfortable with my body.

Since I am horrendous at romantic advances. Escorts have always had an allure. Specifically the illusionary relationship where I wouldn't have to worry if they like me, for it would be a transaction.

Naturally I have many questions but I will make this concise.

1. Would it be weird if all I ended up doing was talking to the woman. (Like I said this is all new and I would be very nervous)
2. Are these issues odd or unusual. (It doesn't matter to me but the woman might find it weird).

That's all for now. Thanks in advance.

Regards,
CoreyG

You'll have to tell us what part of the country you're in for recommendations.

As you're a newbie, it'd be best for you to start off with half hour punts which shouldn't cost you more than £80.

Don't pay to talk to a prostitute. If you're completely inexperienced, watch Lukey, http://www.lukey.com/, he films his encounters with real prostitutes.

It'll give you some ideas.

Above all, it's your money, you're in charge so relax.


Don't pay to talk to a prostitute. If you're completely inexperienced, watch Lukey, http://www.lukey.com/, he films his encounters with real prostitutes.

It'll give you some ideas.

Above all, it's your money, you're in charge so relax.

If the OP ever logs on again and checks that link, Matium, I should think that even he will quickly get the idea of what WGs are there for! ;)

You'll have to tell us what part of the country you're in for recommendations.

As you're a newbie, it'd be best for you to start off with half hour punts which shouldn't cost you more than £80.

Don't pay to talk to a prostitute. If you're completely inexperienced, watch Lukey, http://www.lukey.com/, he films his encounters with real prostitutes.

It'll give you some ideas.

Above all, it's your money, you're in charge so relax.

What a great money spinner. Bet Lukey is making more from the site than the WG's are!

Candy Squirts looks hot. Anyone seen her? Can't seem to reverse image a useful link

http://www.lukey.com/thumbs/Candy4.jpg

http://ist2-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/2/0/t/B/20tBg/Candy_Squirts_25_London_1_m.jpg

Offline CoreyG

Hello.

Thanks everyone for the overwhelming response I am very grateful for the welcome I have received into this community. And sorry I was at work so I couldn't respond sooner.

I appreciate this was unusual. I can have a conversation with women but beyond that... it's problematic.

I live close to Watford so any surrounding areas (up to 15-20 miles out) I would consider travelling to.

Should I use Adultwork. I am concerned none of the women will trust a new member.

Thanks
CoreyG

Offline CoreyG

Big thanks to Matium and cockneybstrd.

Offline vorian

I would suggest using AW but most importantly in conjunction with UKP.  That will help you find a good WG to ease you in.

If you want recommendations,  the best thing to do is give detailed information about what you are after,  budget, looks,  kinks. No point being coy,  if you find a AW prossie you are interested in post the link and ask for opinions.

Best you can do in the long term is read old threads on UKP,  pretty much everything has been covered at some point.
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Offline Dani

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Whoever you choose to see by all means tell her you are nervous and inexperienced (may of us are quite used to this and have ways to make you relax) but under no circumstances say as you are nervous you are happy to sit and talk as some not very professional women would make sure this is all you do and no one needs to pay just to sit and talk to someone.
A good prossie will set you at ease  and then just start gently kissing you as it is quite hard to still be nervous when someone is kissing you

As has been said before don't book longer than 30 minutes for your first booking as you don't know how you will feel about it or whether you will enjoy the girl and if you do enjoy yourself you can always book longer next time if needed.

I'm sorry if I'm repeating anything here: As discussion is a key part of your meeting with a girl make sure you choose one whose native language is English. I say that because, in case you aren't already aware, there are loads of Eastern European girls working all over the UK and their command of English is not always that great.  ;)


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