External Link/Members OnlyAfter reading the last two reviews for this place and seeing that one appeared to great a good tease from Dow and HE from an English girl whereas contestant 2 got sod all, i thought I'd roll the dice and see how it landed from me. You might guess from the review title that it wasn't much.
i didn't book in advance but asked if anyone was currently free and was able to get in right away. An hour's massage is now £45 which isn't shown on their website and makes it one of the priciest hours massages you can get from a thai place in the area. From the previous descriptions I think I got Dow. 40s-50s, no English and wirey muscled arms. There was no advance mention of a HE from the English speaking owner who showed me to my room.
The massage seemed quite legit with no hints of CC swipes or ball touches which at first was disappointing. I had mentioned I had a dodgy knee and at one point the owner came in and helped Dow to massage my legs and even walked over my back, joking that I was getting a two girl but left shortly after. When she showed me the Tiger Balm and starting rubbing that into me, not only did I think this was going to be a legit massage but I actively hoped for no intimate touches because Tiger Balm is the last thing you need around your privates! To be fair, as a legit massage it was really good and very thorough, leaving me relaxed and refreshed. i think at that point if someone without tiger balm on their hands had walked in and offered me a HE, I would have declined anyway.
If I'd never been before, I would come away thinking this wasn't the kind of place that offered extras. Not sure if I'll return for a while as it's pricey for an hour. For me, the only advantage about a Thai place is the proper beds that allow you to stretch your legs apart moreso than a proper massage table but if you're not getting any cheeky action between your legs then it's a little redundant. I'm giving this a positive review as the massage with proper lotions and stretches was good but if it's come cheeky extras that you're after, look elsewhere.
