Author Topic: Mila (not Mia, TOFTT) BSS Edinburgh  (Read 1406 times)

Offline casio

Oh dear. Have a few punts with regulars lined up this week so though I would try an experimental  newbie today. After the good time with Indian Mia at BSS last week I though I would try Mila. Some you win, some you lose. Anyway...

When I phoned up BSS they said they had a new English girl, Mila, 'Stunning, size 6, 25yo'. The traditional  sales pitch bollocks. She is 26, going on 36 I would say, rough diamond look. (there is young-and-fit size 6, like Scarlett, and there's years-of-partying size 6...). My theory of 'hair down to arse = up her own arse' still holding true I'm afraid. Up from London and still thinks she's there, the worst case of platinum-fanny syndrome I can remember. In my experience the best punts are all about you the punter, the worst are all about her. She kept talking about how she was on £400/hr in London and all the weird shit she was into. No OWO on the menu at BSS which is instant negative anyway, not that the rest of it helped.  If you fancy closing your eyes and  being wanked off by Mariella frostrup with bronchitis, fill your boots, but it's not my cup of tea.

In summary, shite.

Offline Falkirk GND

If you fancy closing your eyes and  being wanked off by Mariella frostrup with bronchitis, fill your boots, but it's not my cup of tea.

No thanks!  :crazy: But that is the best summary of a punt I’ve read in a long while! Had me in stitches and running for the hills at the same time.  :scare: Brilliant!  :hi:

Offline lemmy1314

If you fancy closing your eyes and  being wanked off by Mariella frostrup with bronchitis...

I guarantee there will be someone out there looking for that particular niche in the market!  :lol: