Choices

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Many of us say live and let live, we all make different choices. How about some comparisons of ladies we might like to meet but never will as they are at the wrong end of the country, but might illustrate the horses for our courses?

There is an inverse ratio between being agreeable or easy to get on with or friendly and being attractive in a conventional sense and I try and strike a medium between the two. You may not like these self portraits but I do.

Here are 2 ladies I would see if I lived closer:
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[nuts4you]

I knew i shouldn,t have clicked the links   

[yorkshire123]

I knew i shouldn,t have clicked the links   

 

HP at his best 

[cockneybstrd]

I knew i shouldn,t have clicked the links   

Come on these were very soft core HP links.

To answer your question HP I tend to only look in areas which I will be visiting

But anything 5ft 10 tall and with E cup would get my interest up.

[Rochdull lad]

I'm fortunate in that I have quite a number of old College friends who live in various parts of the country and invite me to spend a few days with them from time to time.

After I've accepted such an invitation and booked my train ticket [using my Railcard, of course!], my next course of action is to Search on AW for WGs in my preferred age range in the area I'll be visiting.  I then check for Reports on them on here and then make a note of booking arrangements for a couple of them.

Occasionally, I'm lucky enough to get recommmendations from fellow-ukp'ers.  So, later this month, thanks to one such recommendation - cheers, mate! - and a couple of Positive Report threads on the London Board, I hope to have the pleasure of an hour with External Link/Members Only

[threechilliman]

I'm fortunate in that I have quite a number of old College friends who live in various parts of the country and invite me to spend a few days with them from time to time.

After I've accepted such an invitation and booked my train ticket [using my Railcard, of course!], my next course of action is to Search on AW for WGs in my preferred age range in the area I'll be visiting.  I then check for Reports on them on here and then make a note of booking arrangements for a couple of them.

Occasionally, I'm lucky enough to get recommmendations from fellow-ukp'ers.  So, later this month, thanks to one such recommendation - cheers, mate! - and a couple of Positive Report threads on the London Board, I hope to have the pleasure of an hour with External Link/Members Only

Naughty boy, R L. More than a hint of Amanda Holden about her......

[boydancer]

Lucky man 

[ForrestGump]

I'm fortunate in that I have quite a number of old College friends who live in various parts of the country and invite me to spend a few days with them from time to time.

After I've accepted such an invitation and booked my train ticket [using my Railcard, of course!], my next course of action is to Search on AW for WGs in my preferred age range in the area I'll be visiting.  I then check for Reports on them on here and then make a note of booking arrangements for a couple of them.

Occasionally, I'm lucky enough to get recommmendations from fellow-ukp'ers.  So, later this month, thanks to one such recommendation - cheers, mate! - and a couple of Positive Report threads on the London Board, I hope to have the pleasure of an hour with External Link/Members Only

I'm sure you'll have a ball with SS, RL. I've only seen her once but she's very friendly and provides a great service. I'm defo going back to see her again. 

[ForrestGump]

Many of us say live and let live, we all make different choices. How about some comparisons of ladies we might like to meet but never will as they are at the wrong end of the country, but might illustrate the horses for our courses?

There is an inverse ratio between being agreeable or easy to get on with or friendly and being attractive in a conventional sense and I try and strike a medium between the two. You may not like these self portraits but I do.

Here are 2 ladies I would see if I lived closer:
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Thanks for raising this hp. I highlighted the sentence because I want to but don't really understand what you're explaining there. But I'll have another glass of red and will reread it.

I hadn't really thought too much about punting outside of my local(ish) vicinity but, like RL, do have acquaintances in other areas of the country. Perhaps an opportunity to incorporate a punt into a visit? Hmmmm.

[cockneybstrd]

Gump

What he is saying is if they are ugly they make up for it with there personality.

Its same as playing slag bingo when your on mates on holiday. She may be rougher than sandpaper but she is going to let you do all three holes so you can get you full house. A game girl whose personality makes up for the other missing (teeth) things

[ForrestGump]

Gump

What he is saying is if they are ugly they make up for it with there personality.

Its same as playing slag bingo when your on mates on holiday. She may be rougher than sandpaper but she is going to let you do all three holes so you can get you full house. A game girl whose personality makes up for the other missing (teeth) things

Thanks for taking the time to explain cb. Interestingly Google didn't come up with any results for "slag bingo". 

[Curious6705]

I dare not click on the links. But I regularly travel to London which has punting opportunities in excess of most countries. And that's far enough for me. 

[cockneybstrd]

The problem with Slag Bingo is HP always wins. He is the only player whose eyes light up when he sees he has number 88 on his card

[Horizontal pleasures]

The problem with Slag Bingo is HP always wins. He is the only player whose eyes light up when he sees he has number 88 on his card

hmm
I never played Bingo in my life and do not know the rules or customs.

[cockneybstrd]

In bingo speak 88 is two fat ladies..

[Horizontal pleasures]

In bingo speak 88 is two fat ladies..

I see
then the real challenge would be 888.

[wristjob]

Well, I don't think those 2 ladies would be to my tastes but I agree personality, attitude & enthusiasm are key parts of what makes a punt excellent and if a girl is of a minimum acceptable standard those other areas can put her above much more stunning girls. The issue is then how do you really know any of that before you've even met her?

As for location, I would prefer not to know what I can't have so don't really look too far afield.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

I regret clicking on the links before reading others comments  I would not care how good these ladies services might be, there's got to be some level of attraction and neither of these 2 do anything for me.

[richie]

Neither of the ladies HP posted links for would ever feature on my radar however I can understand the sentiment behind his post. All my best punts have been with women that don't even come close to my preferred type and have made up for it with personality and enthusiasm!

This one was a game changer for me, opened my eyes up to fun with fuller figure ladies! She's since dropped two dress sizes and is now a rather tasty size 10 :-)

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Easily the best WG I've ever been with!

[davidgood]

I'm fortunate in that I have quite a number of old College friends who live in various parts of the country and invite me to spend a few days with them from time to time.

After I've accepted such an invitation and booked my train ticket [using my Railcard, of course!], my next course of action is to Search on AW for WGs in my preferred age range in the area I'll be visiting.  I then check for Reports on them on here and then make a note of booking arrangements for a couple of them.

Occasionally, I'm lucky enough to get recommmendations from fellow-ukp'ers.  So, later this month, thanks to one such recommendation - cheers, mate! - and a couple of Positive Report threads on the London Board, I hope to have the pleasure of an hour with External Link/Members Only

I do not think you will be disappointed by Sindy, unless you are very picky.

She was recommended to me by a couple of different guys who are now UKP members.  I have reported on her and can now recommend her myself.

Make an early booking as not surprisingly she gets busy. And turn up on time. Enjoy yourself.

Regards,

davidgood

[ForrestGump]

I can understand the sentiment behind his post. All my best punts have been with women that don't even come close to my preferred type and have made up for it with personality and enthusiasm!

I totally agree, hp & richie. Personally I also include the girls age in this equation.

I now discount any girls <25 (the aw published 25, or whatever that is) on the basis that the few punts I've had with ones below that age have easily been my least successful. However I'm prepared to accept that I have some kind of unknown (to me) age prejudice that might influence the way I behave with/towards younger girls.

Thanks, richie, for the recommendation for Miss Morgan. Will aim to have a punt with her when she's, once again, able to take incalls.

[Rochdull lad]

In bingo speak 88 is two fat ladies..

I see
then the real challenge would be 888.

Isn't 888 a gambling website?

Not saying it'd be a gamble punting with someone whose links have been provided by Hp, you understand!

[Horizontal pleasures]

Isn't 888 a gambling website?

Not saying it'd be a gamble punting with someone whose links have been provided by Hp, you understand!

oops
888
it is a gambling site
it turns up uninvited on my screen sometimes. I forgot. I just thought of 3 fat ladies!
yuck

[pleasure]

oops
888
it is a gambling site
it turns up uninvited on my screen sometimes. I forgot. I just thought of 3 fat ladies!
yuck

My first ever punting experience was at a party with 3 fat ladies. Most enjoyable.

[Siadwel]

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I think it's  the landing-strip that does it for me.