Was near MK so decided to play lucky dip at MKE. I called towards the end of the day to see who was on call, with a view to seeing Kat. Helpfully the maid suggested all of Kat, and April, and Gia, were all free and so would I like to meet them all to choose. Of course I would. I love a (one by one) line-up.
I’d not met any of them before but they were all cute. I’d definitely have gone with Kat (short, some chest, young) but was knocked over by how attractive April was.
You know how all girls put a filter on when taking a selfie? Well April is how they want to look.
External Link/Members OnlyShe’s added blonde highlights to her hair (see later pictures on the MKE site) and it looks class.
So I booked 30 minutes at £60. I even asked the maid if they did DFK. She was a bit hesitant about that but said April was my best bet.
Sadly I don’t think she was.
Firstly there was no effort from her at the outset- no flriting, no teasing, talk or the like. She seemed slightly taken aback that I therefore took the initiative and started kissing her. Some very light and brief kissing on the lips from her but clearly her heart wasn’t in it. I should have ‘spoken to the manager’ at that point and gone for Kat but I thought she might loosen up. She didn’t.
Some wanking me whilst I kissed her slim body (no reaction from her). Then she invited me to lie down and made a real fuss of cleaning my cock (I’d had a shower there which she knew), and still wasn’t happy with her cleaning so put a rubber on. The initial pre-rubber BJ was good, but the signs from her were spoiling my fun.
Then she seemed to be going for fucking and asked what position. I said 69 cos I love to lick a cunt and thought this might be a good bit of variation.
But it wasn’t.
She did that sitting on your face which gives you no chance whatsoever of exploration. So I gave a very specific bit of her cunt about 5-10 minutes attention (very clean, shaved, nicely tanned all over). Looked like she has a lovely tight ass.
However whilst I was trying to lick her cunt, she was putting very little effort into sucking my cock. For 2-3 minute stretches she just stopped. She was either bored , disgusted with me (I’m not THAT bad), or just doesn’t like it. Or all three.
Anyway I was losing my wood so we went for mish. Although I was only 75% hard I got in her and had a reasonable pounding time, again with a couple of light kisses. I came in her and then we wiped up, and I was off without much comment.
If I’d seen the maid I would definitely have given some feedback then. As it was there were only the other girls around.
So on balance a negative.
Good shit: she’s really beautiful. Fit body (v small tits) and tight enough pussy.
V poor shit: almost everything else- effort, attitude, just manners. I know HOD AND MKE has a high turn over of punters and maybe the girls have a bad day but the point of the transaction is to help the punter escape, not to remind the punter that his WG is spent/moody/would much rather be with someone else.
Shame is she exactly fell into the uninterested EE stereotype, which is the exception for MKE/HOD.
I hope other people have had better experiences with her. The touting reviews on Punternet are nothing like my experience.