Stacey Lacey or similar...

[Clooney]

OK. Slightly odd request here...

As we all know one of the best things about punting is the sheer variety, the opportunity to try out new types of girls with no commitment.

Well sometimes I don't want a polished barbie type, a sweet young thing in her late teens or the sophistication of a well maintained MILF. Sometimes I want a brassy, trashy, potty mouthed, utterly filthy Chav bird who'll get in up to her elbows when the spunk is flying.

As a result I've got a real thing at the moment for the Essex girl pornstar Stacey Lacey. I love her super slutty look with her massive plastic knockers on a skinny little frame, her blow job collagen lips, the orange fake tan, her tattoos and her utterly filthy broad Essex accent.

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I know the girl herself used to escort on AW, but I can't find her profile any more. Does anyone know if she's still escorting?

If not, can anyone recommend a reliable, friendly and mega-mucky Chav-style girl who is in the London area?

I know this is an odd request, but as I say, there are times when I just crave filth.

Cheers in advance.

[The happy one]

Hi


Don't know if this helps. I am planning on getting her to me so can not say what she is like

But might fit what your looking for

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[password02]

Your in luck she is in London today in the Cty before going back up north - see reviews she is a filthy slut and has a dirty mouth - several of the UKP guys have seen her this year and she is exactly what you need -

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Leave it up to you now to go pay her a visit - await your review

[Clooney]

 Cheers mate but not chavvy/ tarty enough for me.

I have found this little number though, who certainly seems to fit the bill...


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But not too sure about the quality of feedback. Has anyone seen her?

She's also on this profile...

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And another here...

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What do multiple profiles usually Indicate? Should alarm bells be ringing?

[Clooney]

Your in luck she is in London today in the Cty before going back up north - see reviews she is a filthy slut and has a dirty mouth - several of the UKP guys have seen her this year and she is exactly what you need -

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Leave it up to you now to go pay her a visit - await your review

Hi mate.

That ain't Stacey Lacey. It's Keira Pharrell. Another on my hotlist, but to fulfil a different sort of desire.

[password02]

Hi mate.

That ain't Stacey Lacey. It's Keira Pharrell. Another on my hotlist, but to fulfil a different sort of desire.

Yes that is her - very Essex and a very good crack - she has some stories and she has a dirty mouth - Search on UKP for the reviews - several members have found her a filthy fck -

[Clooney]

And just my effing luck that today I'm stuck on family obligations!

Bah!

[password02]

She comes to London and cambridge every month for a few days so best to email her or see when she is in the area next.

[Clooney]

Yeah, I will do but she's actually not quite right for this particular job.

I want the full on Essex slapper type with lots of trashy gold, fake tan, slut-heels, micro skirt, over-made up with a voice like Kat Slater.

Just for the fun of fucking a chavvy bird.

Keira may be filthy, but from what I've seen, she's not a chav.

[cockneybstrd]

Yeah, I will do but she's actually not quite right for this particular job.

I want the full on Essex slapper type with lots of trashy gold, fake tan, slut-heels, micro skirt, over-made up with a voice like Kat Slater.

Just for the fun of fucking a chavvy bird.

Keira may be filthy, but from what I've seen, she's not a chav.

One idea if your looking for 30+ chav. There is a monthly over 30's night in Chigwell. If your looking for a bit of Kat (or even big Mo) Slater action then I would suggest attending

[Clooney]

Ha!

Nope. No thanks! Strictly mid-20s and under.

Thanks all the same!

[veyronbad]

Cheers mate but not chavvy/ tarty enough for me.

I have found this little number though, who certainly seems to fit the bill...


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But not too sure about the quality of feedback. Has anyone seen her?

She's also on this profile...

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

And another here...

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What do multiple profiles usually Indicate? Should alarm bells be ringing?

She looks rougher than a badgers arse !!


If you want a real Essex type bird - then Spank My Monkey is awesome.

If you have a big budget then Brooklyn Blue might suit you.

[jcdmj12]

Cheers mate but not chavvy/ tarty enough for me.

I have found this little number though, who certainly seems to fit the bill...


Link External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

But not too sure about the quality of feedback. Has anyone seen her?

She's also on this profile...

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

And another here...

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

What do multiple profiles usually Indicate? Should alarm bells be ringing?

That photo of her clunge is truly terrible to behold. It's like an obscene sequel to The Blob.   

[Clooney]

She looks rougher than a badgers arse !!


If you want a real Essex type bird - then Spank My Monkey is awesome.

If you have a big budget then Brooklyn Blue might suit you.

Yeah, she's nasty! I am after real filth.

Have you a link for Brooklyn Blue?

[cockneybstrd]

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[Clooney]

FUUUUUUUUCKIN' HELL!!!!!!!!!

She's magnificent!

Is she a good performer?

Does anal, CIM, etc?....

[veyronbad]

FUUUUUUUUCKIN' HELL!!!!!!!!!

She's magnificent!

Is she a good performer?

Does anal, CIM, etc?....

I'm sure she will do most things you are looking for - she looks and sounds filthy.

Only one way for you to find out.

[Clooney]

I'm sure she will do most things you are looking for - she looks and sounds filthy.

Only one way for you to find out.

Yeah, it's one of those ones where I'll seriously give it thought, but when confronted with the possibility of Platinum Cindy for two hours at £50 less and probably anal within the £250 total...

Cindy is a sure bet.

[password02]

Yeah, it's one of those ones where I'll seriously give it thought, but when confronted with the possibility of Platinum Cindy for two hours at £50 less and probably anal within the £250 total...

Cindy is a sure bet.

IMO it would be Cindy every time 100%

[Clooney]

IMO it would be Cindy every time 100%

I think so too. Not for the Chav bird booking, but I'm going to have to book Cindy soon.

[el-fei]

Having met Stacey on several occasions (not as WG but she did used to offer it) I would tell you now that the closest you'll get accent/attitude wise is "x kinkykristina x" in Lewisham. She has the accent, the look, the Piercings and tatts, the boobs and a very wet sloppy blow job. It also won't cost you an arm and a leg.

[Clooney]

Yes, she looks ace!

Physically she's absolutely spot on, but one problem...

No CIM, and I want the girl in question to be enthusiasticly taking spunk in her mouth.

Pity, because it sounds like her blow jobs are a feat of sexual nature!