External Link/Members OnlySorry, this is my first time reviewing and first time doing this so apologies if I make a mess of this review or miss some essential details out.
COMMS
Pretty easy, too nervous to ring so all done by text.
LOCATION
Behind a dentist in Cheadle, pretty easy to find. Really grubby, and I had to shower not in the room. Turned out to be a parlour, which I wasn't expecting, and I have since found it is/was Boudoir Babes although no longer listed on their site.
GIRL
The photos are of her, I think, but she should be referred to the Advertising Standards Authority. She now looks like she has eaten the girl in the photos...much, much bigger. She sort of reminded me of Roy Barraclough's Ada to Les Dawson's Cissie. Great personality and really welcoming, but far too big for my tastes, would never try to pick her up in private life - I only wish I were strong enough!
THE MEETING
As I say, big girl. Really felt like leaving, but was a bit overwhelmed by it all. I was really interested in her because of the Deep Face Rimming she advertised as it is something I have never tried. Paid my £50 for 30 minutes + £10 for the rimming and away we went!
Started off face down on the bed, very limp due to the stress of the situation and my complete lack of attraction to the girl. I have to say again, she was really nice just very unattractive.
When she went to town on my chocolate star, it really just felt wet and was not very titillating. I think this was due to my complete disinterest in having such a big girl down there...really was looking forward to have a stunner lick my arse. As it was she stuck at for 10-15 minutes, asked me to turn over and I was still completely limp.
She asked if I wanted OWO - I said yes and she said it would be another £10 - no probs. I knew that if went for OW, I would never get hard so thought in for a penny in for a pound. As it was, she really could not raise any attention from the little fella so after another 10 i asked her to stop. She, at some point, rolled down her top to expose her breasts, but they were so floppy and unnattractive it made things worse. No chance of her passing the pencil test, unless the pencil was used to sketch a big lass with boobs down to her knees.
Anyway, got dressed slightly embarrassed and headed to the door without making eye contact. She said I was a great customer and hoped to see me again, "not likely" I thought.
Not a great start to my punting career. If anyone can recommend a South Manchester rimming machine porn star I would be really grateful.
Again apologies for the quality of this, I hope to get better if I stick at it.
