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Offline Matium

I saw a WG's website, she was charging £200 an hour so I thought I'd phone her.

To my question:

"Could you tell me where your Field Reports are, please?"

She answered:

"I don't have them. I'm new"

£200 an hour and no Field Reports?

I declined to book her.

Further evidence, if any were needed, that there is absolutely no correlation between high prices and quality in Prostitution.

The prices quoted by prostitutes are those think of on a whimsy.

Offline Strawberry

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At least she answered the phone. :D
« Last Edit: June 14, 2011, 06:58:18 PM by Strawberry »

Offline Wayang

I saw a WG's website, she was charging £200 an hour so I thought I'd phone her.
Why did you even bother to phone her?   I have an absolute rule that I don't even look for a 'phone number if the WG is quoting rates of over £150/hour.  I refuse to pander to this stupidity - and if more people did not even call the WGs might realise that a dusty phone and no cash equates to stupid hourly rates.
Just don't call.

Offline AnthG

I saw a WG's website, she was charging £200 an hour so I thought I'd phone her.

Further evidence, if any were needed, that there is absolutely no correlation between high prices and quality in Prostitution.
I am guessing that a new girl charging £200 per hour is one of the ones that seriously loathes having to do this but for whatever reason is just totally desperate for the cash and has said to herself if I am going to do this I want well paid for it.

The plus side is you are going to get a girl who would normally never even contemplate going into Escorting so you will get a major true girl next door type girl.

The downside is this girl will literally be gritting her teeth through the appointment with you as she really truly hates having to do this for the cash.

So if the above guesstimation was true would people want to see a girl like that? I am in two minds to be honest.

I am in two minds to be honest.

I'm in one mind. I wouldn't go for 200 quid an hour.

I don't even pay my lawyer that, and he's the closest thing to a life-saver that I've ever met.

Getting your dick wet isn't difficult, and it sure doesn't cost no 200 quid an hour.

Offline Strawberry

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I've paid someone £200 per hour for their time, they were one of the best in the land and that time was invaluable.

Offline AnthG

I've paid someone £200 per hour for their time, they were one of the best in the land and that time was invaluable.
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steve, id pay that girl in your picture £200

Online James999

"Could you tell me where your Field Reports are, please?"
She answered:
"I don't have them. I'm new"
£200 an hour and no Field Reports?

A Fresch cutie with No FR's is a much mroe desireable punt that a jaded old has been with loards of FRs, remember pro$$ies are depreceating assets, as they get older and their  bits slip down so does their marketability  :cool:

Some of the best I've seen had no FRs and some still don't today  :cool:

Offline Jimmyredcab

A Fresch cutie with No FR's is a much mroe desireable punt that a jaded old has been with loards of FRs, remember pro$$ies are depreceating assets, as they get older and their  bits slip down so does their marketability  :cool:

Some of the best I've seen had no FRs and some still don't today  :cool:

You seem to be missing the point.
It is not the fact that she has no reports, it is that she has the audacity to enter the industry with a fee of £200 an hour.
Only very exceptional girls can demand that type of money, most punters have wised up now and realise that paying high prices will not guarantee you a better service.

Online James999

You seem to be missing the point.
It is not the fact that she has no reports, it is that she has the audacity to enter the industry with a fee of £200 an hour.
Only very exceptional girls can demand that type of money,

not missed the point but not seen the grl, she could be the "exceptional one" that people would pay £200 to see

I agree the rate is high, but without seeing what she's we can't right her off as not worth it.

Perhaps a Link to the girls website  :dance:

Offline Wayang

not missed the point but not seen the grl, she could be the "exceptional one" that people would pay £200 to see
I agree the rate is high, but without seeing what she's we can't right her off as not worth it.
Perhaps a Link to the girls website  :dance:

Sometimes you come over as quite (only) bright - other times as dumb.  Anyone who pays any escort £200/hour is by definition 'dumb.'
Anyone who pays an escort reports unseen at £200/hour is, by definition 'plain dumb.'
There is no such thing as an exceptional escort, only better or worse that one's own average.

Online James999

As you no longer punt your cash is not at risk then  :cool:

But such comments when you paid to shag
« Last Edit: June 15, 2011, 02:24:21 PM by James999 »

Offline Wayang

That old canard - how much longer can you only focus on one subject?  BTW - she was a better f*ck than you ever seem to get.
Repetition merely indicates that my 'dumb' was generous as was 'plain dumb.'  I should have said 'totally dumb.'

Online James999

Well Waying, that was the last shag you told us about, did she put you off for life?

PLEASE tell me you didn't spend £150 on her  :scare:

Offline Wayang

Well Waying, that was the last shag you told us about, did she put you off for life?

PLEASE tell me you didn't spend £150 on her  :scare:
I missed something - the title of this thread is "Silly Moo" - you to a T
And no - I have not reported on the many excellent WGs and f*cks of the last few months.  Why should I?

Offline Jacob

Perhaps a Link to the girls website  :dance:

That would be appreciated as we can then all know what we are talking about.

steve, id pay that girl in your picture £200

http://www.sweatygooch.com/10-hottest-girls-on-british-soaps/
« Last Edit: June 15, 2011, 02:40:36 PM by Jacob »

Online James999

I And no - I have not reported on the many excellent WGs and f*cks of the last few months.  Why should I?

Because you constantly tell others they should and offer advice, yet it is clearly from a point of ignorance, as the only girl you say you have punted has to be one of the ugliest on AW, if you had punted anyone else you would mention them if only to move on from the minger.

Offline smiths

You seem to be missing the point.
It is not the fact that she has no reports, it is that she has the audacity to enter the industry with a fee of £200 an hour.
Only very exceptional girls can demand that type of money, most punters have wised up now and realise that paying high prices will not guarantee you a better service.

Sadly i really dont think most punters have wised up, only a fraction benefit from punting forums and reviews, most i have spoken to over the last few years at parties who punt 121 as well simply surf sites till they find pictures of WGs they like the look of and book paying whatever it costs. They believe paying more must mean better, it often does when buying things so they view it the same as making a purchase and dont take into account every WG is an individual and unique. To them its not logical that if you pay more you wont get better, it simply must be the case why else would there by such huge differences in WGs prices. Naive and clueless mug punters abound in big numbers in my opinion. :)

Offline Wayang

Because you constantly tell others they should and offer advice, yet it is clearly from a point of ignorance, as the only girl you say you have punted has to be one of the ugliest on AW, if you had punted anyone else you would mention them if only to move on from the minger.

Assumptions, assumptions..............
Why should I mention any of the many WGs I have f*ck*d.  I am not in a pissing competition.

Offline Keen Punter

As you no longer punt your cash is not at risk then  :cool:

But such comments when you paid to shag

Please stop posting these pictures. I log on at lunchtime and evenings often when I am having my food. These pictures make me want to throw it all back up again.

I don't care how good a fuck she is, how could you pay for sex with that woman then criticise this.....


Online James999

Assumptions, assumptions..............
Why should I mention any of the many WGs I have f*ck*d. 

As I said above, if nothing else but to deflect from the minger you said you shagged, it is clear you are a fantasist and call others out to mask your own actions, or rather lack of  :scare:

Online James999

I don't care how good a fuck she is, how could you pay for sex with that woman

I didn't, Wayung claimed that is the pro$$i he shagged, and the only one it seems, doesn't exactly make him the expert he pretends to be  :D

Offline smiths

Sometimes you come over as quite (only) bright - other times as dumb.  Anyone who pays any escort £200/hour is by definition 'dumb.'
Anyone who pays an escort reports unseen at £200/hour is, by definition 'plain dumb.'
There is no such thing as an exceptional escort, only better or worse that one's own average.

I disagree that all that punt with a WG who charges £200 an hour are dumb and there certainly is such a thing as an exceptional WG which is from my experiences of punting with some. Reports unseen and shelling out this kind of money i agree is dumb.

I have paid in recent years £180 an hour to punt with Alex of The Bunny Lounge, in my opinion an exceptional WG and to the pornstar Keira Pharrell for me a unique WG in what she offered and i would of been prepared to pay £200 or more. Both these WGs offered a service that was excellent and very well worth the cost to me.

Some WGs are worth paying more for than you usually would do, my rule of thumb maximum 121 is £150 an hour and most of my punts are well under that but i am flexible if someone i consider worth it is charging more. I very much go on the individual WG rather than just her fee within what i see as reasonable. :)


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