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External Link/Members OnlyWas visiting Bedford a couple of months ago and my regular Thai masseuse had still to restart, so thought I'd try an obvious oriental switch .
Comms were initially a bit frustrating, eventually becoming quite comical. If you were a regular it would be ok but for a 1st visit , well it was just a bit weird. I called but no reply, so messaged for an appointment an hour or so ahead. Received a text back saying just Hi. Called again , this time was answered, Chinese lady said I must WhatsApp my number to them. I said you've already got my number but she was insistent, quite shouty. So I sent the same message in a WhatsApp. Immediately got a reply which then all made sense. It included a couple of unblurred photographs, description of this weeks girl, options and prices. I confirmed my time slot, £60 for 30 minutes including B-to-B massage and protected sex. Optional extras could have been OWO and CIM at £10 each.
The postcode took me to a busy road quite central, just round the corner from HMP. I fed the meter and WhatsApp'd to ask the address. Another photograph was returned, this time of a street corner with a road sign on it. My 50% chance on heading the right way proved correct and I found this landmark which was outside a solicitors office. I WhatsApp'd again and was sent yet another photograph, this time of a spiral staircase, so a little wander down the street and I find the staircase. There were 4 flats, so I sent another WhatsApp and waited to see if they sent another photograph. This time it was a simple Flat C, so I went up to the 2nd floor and knocked the door. My irritation had changed to humour by this time.
The girl opened the door, she was indeed the one in the photographs though maybe a little chunkier than when they were taken. The description had been Japanese, size 6, 20 something years old.
The girl was Chinese, size 10, probably 30 yrs old. She was however attractive and for a Chinese had big natural tits. Her working name was Lucy but she's long gone.
We walked through an untidy lounge to a small bedroom. Money sorted we undressed next to each other. This revealed a bit of a mummy-tummy and her glorious tits.
I laid down and she gave a surprisingly good massage. Proper moves, not light stroking, no teasing though. After the turnover she gave sufficient stimulation to get me fully hard and applied a condom. As there was little conversation I was wondering what would happen next, maybe OW, or cowgirl? No, it turned comical again, she lay on the bed next to me, placed her hands behind her knees and pulled them up to her shoulders. So we're laying side by side, me with a stiffy, she with her knees up, full bush displayed! No point in trying to make this situation into any sort of a GFE, I just climbed on and ploughed her until I shot. Clean up and dressing was as functional as the undressing.
I've given a neutral as she was quite attractive and it was a proper massage. I still chuckle at the experience now.
I left the conversation on my phone for a couple of weeks and noticed that each week the photograph on the WhatsApp profile changes, so if you want to see this weeks girl just save the number in your phone.
