External Link/Members OnlyBeen a long time since felt compelled to review. A lot of the WGs I have previously punted have unfortunately moved on but will post more reviews if I can find any of them are still working.
Last few punts prior to lockdown have been a bit hit and miss (seems to have all dried up now in Leicestershire). Never tried a massage parlour before but this was well reviewed and figured at least I'll get a decent massage even if the punt does not meet expectations.
Called and booked at pretty short notice (1h). No problems there. Went weekday morning so pretty quiet.
Area: Building near town centre next to large pay and display car park. Went weekday morning but I think it would be very easy ‘on show’ if you did not know where you were going. I parked up at Morrison’s car park and took a short walk.
Nice inside. Friendly welcome. £30 for 1h. Did not get a choice in the masseuse. Just lead to a room and told to wait and 'not to worry'. Massage room very nice and professional. Stripped off and waited. Given the looks of the ladies at the desk I was keeping my expectations low.
Pleasantly surprised when 'Jasmine' walked in. Can't tell much about the face with the mask, but nice petite body, clearly large tit implants - by my personal standard 6-7/10. I reckon mid 30s.
Massage was very nice and professional. Got out a few knots in the shoulders. Did lots of work on the arms and legs. Friendly conversation allowing for English, but no reaching for the balls yet

... Turned over and I eventually asked about extras. £70 for B2B. She stripped off and true to her word the old boy woke up.
She oiled up and starts gliding and grinding all over. Firm large tits (as I said implants) with thick nipples. Little bit of bush and a small arse. Pretty much allowed hands anywhere. Sucked on her tits and then fingered her pussy (not tight but not capacious either) and she’s already soaking while she gave me a vigorous wank (she starts with tits before moving to hands). She does some moaning, but nothing excessive like on Jap porn. I finally exploded everywhere and she cleaned me up. Very courteous goodbye and out I went – stinking of oil and lady juice!
Overall good enough experience if you are after a nice massage. Folks may argue I overpaid a bit but that’s the risk I take when my knob controls the monies part way through. I went with low expectations and was pleasantly surprised. Not the best WG or thai I’ve ever had but far from the worst.
I loved was how quickly the atmos changed from professional massage to dirty and I did not feel rushed at all. Not sure I would go again as it was a long trek for me plus I miss the old pump and dump. I have generally found thai WGs treat you so much better and really want to give you a good service compared to the Roms (I appreciate there are exceptions on both ends!). Ta.