English-rosieelee - Tulse Hill

[djjake]

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Comms:
•   All by text/whats app. Could be fast or could be slow at replying. At one point a number I had just went dead and she had a new one on her profile a week later.

Location, Time, Price:
•   Her personal flat in a house split into flats. She left the communal door open slightly so I could come in and straight up to her flat.
•   Location is near Tusle Hill station
•   15mins for £60 - although after she wasn't in a rush to get me out and started chatting and offered me a drink and seat.

Looks:
•   I'm awful at describing people. But she had strawberry blonde hair and a lip piercing. A few tattoo's. Kind of looked like someone who would love clubbing but has now reached 30 and had a kid.
•   Boobs were nice, although fake, classic too sensitive to play and suck though
•   Born and raised in london, a bit chavy.
•   If you ask over whats app she will send you face pics

Services:
•   French Kissing, OWO, Fingering, Sex. GFE

Positives:
•   She was very sweat and nice to talk to once you get past the awkwardness to start
•  Doesn't mind having a proper snog
•   Pretty tight pussy to say shes had a kid


Neutral:
•  None

Negatives:
•   I think shes pretty shy about meeting new people and lets you lead. I prefer the lady to lead and get me into it
•   No sucking or squeezing to hard on her boobs due to sensitivity
•   It was her flat and she had a young kid, works on days the dad or grandparents look after the kid. Its a 1 bed flat so her bedroom she works out of is also her kids room with a kids bed and toys everywhere which was really uncomfortable

Would I see her again?
•  Maybe if there wasn't anyone else around I preferred

Summary:
•   Got the job done, pretty cheap and wasn't watching the clock. I know the negatives will put others off but I would probably go again. But it wasn't the best punt.

[Meursault]

Thanks OP
Is she slim or chubby or bigger?
How would you rate her looks?
 

[Strumpetlover]

I can answer that, I saw her in April, she was a Positive for me, but didn't review as she didn't seem like a UKP kind of girl.  She's quite ordinary looking and quite chunky (kept the cami on for a bit in the way that bigger girls sometimes do...), I wasn't sure on the way in, but I came out really happy after 1h. Basically it was comfortable, probably the most relaxed punt I've had (in my 6 months to date), very natural, friendly, a bit of everything, she seemed to enjoy herself and so did I, and I only realised the hour was up as the TV news came on, she didn't call it.  So I guess if it's stunning looks or wild action you're looking for, not the right call, but for a chilled GFE she's pretty good.  I believe the advertised age, I think she is a 25 year old who's had a kid, she doesn't seem worldly wise enough to be 30, but I do agree with the OP, she is remarkably tight even if you didn't know she was a milf.

[djjake]

Thanks OP
Is she slim or chubby or bigger?
How would you rate her looks?
 

I would give her a 5/10, shes not bad looking but she's just very average every day english girl. She's not thin but shes not chubby either.


To add the the review above, shes not in oval as her profile suggests - she lists that so no one she knows will find her.

[Meursault]

I pulled the trigger, as she's local, but wish I hadn't.
Review to follow but a very underwhelming neutral.
In a nutshell: She's a pleasant, clean and honest 30ish woman but I didn't fancy her for a second and the venue is the un-sexiest flat imaginable.

[pumps]

Cheers for the review op.

I know your review isn't a glowing positive but probably a positive change from the usual Eastern European or south American.

I pulled the trigger, as she's local, but wish I hadn't.
Review to follow but a very underwhelming neutral.
In a nutshell: She's a pleasant, clean and honest 30ish woman but I didn't fancy her for a second and the venue is the un-sexiest flat imaginable.

Can't wait to see your review. 

[Setodger]

tried to make a booking as I was in the area and looking for a P&D.

comms were good, but then she asked for a photo of me, I told her that I didn't us a smart phone for me hobby so couldn't send one.

her really reply

"not having a smart phone is a redflag"

this is all a bit rich for some who doesn't have a face image on their profile!

[bst]

She saved your money. I have a negative reivew on ice. Maybe I should speed up the process, but I don't like doing reviews so soon after punts especially for the English WGs. I.e. while they can still plausibly ID me.

[pumps]

She saved your money. I have a negative reivew on ice. Maybe I should speed up the process, but I don't like doing reviews so soon after punts especially for the English WGs. I.e. while they can still plausibly ID me.

Well you might aswell drop the review now, since you've dropped this post and offically on the record.   


Why would she need to ID you? Are you the reason she now requests face pictures? 

Unless something out of the ordinary happened wg's get so much  daily traffic she's probably forgotten all about you.

[bst]

I am getting through about half a dozen reviews over the next few hours so it will be up shortly.

Sorry to be clear when I say ID me I don't me she asked for my literal/physical ID. I just mean potentially putting two and two together and saying to herself e.g. "ah bst on UKP sounds like the guy/punt I had last .....day"

To be fair she seems genuinely low volume and even if she isn't only works a few days a week so this of all prossies is highly likely to be able to pinpoint who is who. But review incoming nonetheless, just to do my service to the forum and make others not waste their money.

[pumps]

I am getting through about half a dozen reviews over the next few hours so it will be up shortly.

Sorry to be clear when I say ID me I don't me she asked for my literal/physical ID. I just mean potentially putting two and two together and saying to herself e.g. "ah bst on UKP sounds like the guy/punt I had last .....day"

To be fair she seems genuinely low volume and even if she isn't only works a few days a week so this of all prossies is highly likely to be able to pinpoint who is who. But review incoming nonetheless, just to do my service to the forum and make others not waste their money.

Of course I know exactly what you meant.

But unless you plan to visit her again or don't have a punting phone number... its quite irrelevant for you in terms of come back, unless something wild took place with serious ramifications then its best not to review at all.

That said i too believe it is good to let the grass grow nicely between punting and reviews positive or negative.

[bst]

She just struck me as very bait so her not knowing who I am is a positive by all means Lol. In general I am paranoid about reviewing Brits/WGs likely to be on/monitor here. Had one awkward exchange about "nice review of me on UKP" .... it actually wasn't actually me. Lol.

Anyway I'm writing the review now. Will leave out specific details/keep it bare-boned for good measure.

[bst]

it will be up shortly.

Here you go: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=314488

FYI her new screening requirements are almost definitely because she is paranoid about one of her baby father's friends/someone she knows from endz punting her Lol. Hence her listed location on AW is a red herring in itself.