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Author Topic: How often do condoms split?  (Read 2459 times)

Following on from a post on another thread...........

I guess each to there own.I have lived in south east Asia last 15 yr always BB.I have had one nsu 10 yr ago.Never been able to get used to covered.I understand the risk which is very minor think that its a personnel choice ,whats the different if a condom split.

Has this ever happened to you?  Might be a good question for the ladies to answer.

It's never happened to me, maybe I've got a small cock  :cry:

No but left the condom hanging inside her -now paranoid and always pull out carefully lol it wasn't a good look lol

Offline softlad

Happened to me a few times, I've had them split, and even lost a few of them.... :scare:
On the occasions they've split, baby oil was to blame.
Suffice to say, I'm really careful nowadays with baby oil.

Offline Louisa Leigh

To the OP (touchwood) its never happened to me but I guess all of the right circumstances for me means very little chance of it happening.

Good make of condom,

Lady not being dry or using water based lube if she is,

after cumming holding onto the end of the condom while withdrawing so as not to loose it inside,

and NEVER getting anything oil based near there condom  ;)
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Offline Fatbrian

yes 3 times. And of to the clap clinic I went a month later.. Always clear and negative for everything.

2 off the 3 times the condom was fruit/flavoured condom. They are notorious for splitting. My advice was make sure you swap nodders before you enter the girl.

Offline Louisa Leigh

yes 3 times. And of to the clap clinic I went a month later.. Always clear and negative for everything.

2 off the 3 times the condom was fruit/flavoured condom. They are notorious for splitting. My advice was make sure you swap nodders before you enter the girl.

My advice for you Fatty is flavoured condoms are only meant for oral sex and not as tough/hardwearing as regular condoms  ;)
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My advice was make sure you swap nodders before you enter the girl.

What the hell is nodders?  Is that a northern term?

Offline Fatbrian

My advice for you Fatty is flavoured condoms are only meant for oral sex and not as tough/hardwearing as regular condoms  ;)

Totally agree Louisa.. It happened in my early days of punting. these days if it the same situation happened I would insist they we.the girl changed the condom for a regular one before shagging.

Offline softlad

What the hell is nodders?  Is that a northern term?

Must be....... Nodders = Johny's/durex.  :)

Offline Fatbrian

yes slang terms,

the lady might put a nodder on but will deffo give a noshing.

Noshing is familiar, had an expert one delivered yesterday  :yahoo:

Offline softlad

yes slang terms,

the lady might put a nodder on but will deffo give a noshing.

She may even take it up the 'blurter'  :dance:

Online smiths

yes 3 times. And of to the clap clinic I went a month later.. Always clear and negative for everything.

2 off the 3 times the condom was fruit/flavoured condom. They are notorious for splitting. My advice was make sure you swap nodders before you enter the girl.

Excellent advice Brian as was the oil advice from others. I have had a number of splits in my 28 years punting, always tested negative. :)

Offline hooper

the best thing to do  if you want natural feeling but safe is put KY on before you add condom.This the most normal real feel you can achieve,i dont really understand why w/gs dont promote this as safe and will make customer cum quicker can only conclude they are lazy or stupid.   

Offline GlasgowGirl

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You can only conclude they are lazy or stupid? Wow you are nice aren't you?  :scare:

It has never happened to me. (Condom Split I mean)

Happened twice, once when she clearly wasnt interested so there was no natural lube present and she had no KY , and another time when the condom was clearly too small but gave it a go anyway, worse thing was I then found out she had the painters in.  :scare:
Thankfully nothing bad came of it.
This is over the course of many many punts so not often at all.

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Offline cunnyhunt

I must have bad luck as it has happened 6 times now.

oil to blame once (wg's choice of lube), 4 times they were to small and split, and one split in covered oral. That time the girl insisted she did covered oral (although offered owo over phone!) but got so vigorous the end split and then when I came she swallowed the lot!.

When one split in sex, I sensed something was not correct and stopped, the wg got awkward and wanted to know how long had it been like that and why did I not stop earlier!
On another occasion it split and we had to spend some time removing bits of condom from her, when that was done I put another on and was told "you only have few minutes left, be quick" !

Offline softlad

I must have bad luck as it has happened 6 times now.

Bad luck or big tackle ?  :D

That time the girl insisted she did covered oral (although offered owo over phone!) but got so vigorous the end split and then when I came she swallowed the lot!.

Result..... :yahoo:


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