I'm being generous with the neutral.
External Link/Members OnlyThey rotate staff with a place just down the road.
External Link/Members OnlyPlenty of cheap pay and display parking on nearby side streets.
I expect the lady or her management read here, so sorry to give negative feedback. But you lost a potentially lucrative customer.
One day in May.
TLDR 40+50 for 1 hour with a 15 min naked wank. Supposedly B2B
Comms/Booking:
Rang ahead and arranged a 1 hour session for just a bit later that day. Phone was answered promptly.
Arrived and was met by 'Emma'. Very Slim, age, I'm guessing in her 40s. small arse. Not hot, but had a nice enough smile. She kept a surgical mask on throughout. £40 paid at the desk.
No covid track or trace logging.
I was conscious that she was messing with a tablet device which might have been recording video. Shown to the back room. It was dark in there, but as it turned out, the door was never closed at all and lots of light into the room and a bit of a draught. There was a multi camera cctv monitor in the room, so clearly they have a few cameras active in the building. The tablet was put in the room to play 'calming music' but, again, I was wary of the camera maybe being active. You never can tell.
Undressed and onto the bed. No towel offered. No extras mentioned at that time, but I expect I could have discussed options a bit more at the outset.
Back and legs massage was frankly a waste of time. Some 'knot crunching', some kneading, the odd tickle and some random arse pummelling. Didn't do much for me. Had taken a blue pill, but was barely aroused. She was using some god awful stinky baby oil mix. Not exactly Johnson and Johnson. More like Sunflower and Castrol.
It was maybe 30 mins in before she occasionally touched my bollocks, and I was starting to think. FFS, let's get something going.
Turned over at about 40 - 45 mins and she asked if I'd like anything special? So I suggested B2B for which she wanted £50. I was tempted to haggle, but could not be arsed. Pretty sure I could have got a £40
I was irritated that she wanted me to get the cash immediately. Never had to do that before. Oh hum. I must look like a shoplifter or something.
So. She stripped, grabbed my cock and started pumping. I so would have REALLY preferred a bit of teasing upper thigh or chest massage, but with only 15 mins left, that was not to be. Had a bit of a nipple nibble. Jeez they were like marbles, and a fondle of her very small titties. Also had some outer touching of her bushy pussy. I reckon finger inside would have been accepted, but unless she was going to get on the massage table, I wasn't going to put the effort in. And she didn't get on the table! FFS!
Apart from rubbing my cock on her little tits, this was as B2B as it got. She did some random oohs and aahs, which were pointless and fake. The dick pumping was just steady and constant. No real technique. If it hadn't been for a long lockdown and a blue pill, I would have lost interest. But we got over the line, pretty much bang on time.
Having released my load, there followed an anti-climatic wipe up. No squeezing out the last drop, just straight at it with the wet wipe and bog roll.
I'm giving this a neutral, because just maybe I expected too much. But for that price I would have wanted naked throughout, Proper body to body, a bit like nuru, and either for me to massage her for a while or maybe a bit of RO. Fcuk it, A cuddle would have been nice. The massage needed to be more structured and erotic. I got to hand it to the nearby Royal Orchid, for that. Clothed and seductive beats naked and mechanical.
I don't want FS and though it might have been on offer, I expect it would have been silly money.
Will I return..... most likely not until I've got tired of the better quality competition. If I do return, I'll make my requirements clear and more demanding.
