English_Lucy_xxx - Gloucester Road

[Perseus02]

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Meet happened last weekend

Comms: not great. I WhatsApped her, no reply. Texted her, no reply. She replied hours later when it was too late to arrange anything, so told me to call her the next day. I called her multiple times the next morning but she must have been busy with punters and never picked up/went straight to voicemail. I had almost decided to give up when she texted me and said she was free at a certain time, so I said "Ok, why not?" and went ahead.

Service: 30min GFE for 120£. OWO, FK, penetration (protected).

Venue: 2-bedroom flat near the Gloucester Road Tube station. The area is discreet (all short let apartments and such). The flat was a mess. She shared with another SP (a big girl, didn't like her at all) and they apparently offer duos as well. Right at the entrance was a table with lots of bottles of assorted booze everywhere. Not the tidiest girls. I didn't even see the bathroom (more on that later).

Girl: photos are of her but I think she looks better in picture. Didn't find her very attractive facially. Big fake lips. Big fake boobs. Very curvy hips and generous arse (that's good). Big dragon tattoo on her thigh. Claims she's 22, not unbelievable. Mancunian accent. Looked too "fake" and plastic-y for my tastes.

Meet
I was 5min late (texted her to apologise and to tell her I was on my way, she replied "Please hurry, I have someone else coming after you" which was a bit of a turn off already). She lets me in and shows me to her room. She doesn't offer a shower or even asks me if I want to wash my hands and gets straight to business. Paperwork sorted, goes to stash the cash while I get undressed. Then she proceeds to perform what I can only describe as a medical examination of my unerected penis (no doctor has ever been so thorough!), retracting the foreskin and all, and even concluding "you've passed the first test!" (WTF). Lots of cleaning, wet wipes, sprays something on it (WTF x2). I wasn't very excited at this point and I knew it was gonna be one of those shit punts who feel very mechanical (and not a GFE at all). She takes her bra off and I start sucking on her nipples. Felt good, although I'm not a big fan of fake boobs (but that's not her fault I suppose, I knew what she was like). A little kissing with no tongue at all, just a few pecks on the lips (my childhood girlfriend in primary school was more passionate), then quickly moved to OWO. Not very inspired and used her hands a lot, so I had to stop her a few times in fear of coming too soon.
I ask for RO and she says she doesn't do it with the GFE (WTF x3).
Then she puts the condom on and goes for some OW until she asks what position I'd like. CG it is and it does feel good, so I come quickly, chat about nice restaurants and off I go (to a strip pub ).

In conclusion, I'm giving her a negative for the following reasons:
- Difficult to book/bad comms
- Messy flat
- Penis examination (I get it you want to be clean, but come on! Also, her cleanness seemed to be a bit "fake", as she didn't offer a shower and didn't even ask me to wash my hands)
- Didn't find her very attractive (not complaining about the fake lips/boobs but she looks much better in pictures), and her butt may be fake too
- Everything felt very mechanical and not passionate at all
- Refused RO
- Felt rushed and she admitted having a "conveyor belt" type of service
- No DFK

As always, this was only my experience, others may have a great time with her.

[Gpunter1]

i also had issues with her comms this weekend as I was in South Kensington staying in a hotel and thought it would be worth seeing her. Txt me saying she had 11.45pm avaliable on Saturday night and then changed her mind and tried to palm off her WG flat mate to me who I wasn’t really interested in.

[king tarzan]

Very odd behaviour

[Gentlelovemaking]

Very informative OP, I found her very attractive to the point I didn’t think it was debatable so just shows how everyone’s tastes differ. I agree 100% about the passionate part as I reckon she takes a while to warm up to people. The alcohol and party vibe of the apartment didn’t bother me but I can see the issue for some here.

[Momodan38]

Very odd indeed. I get that our perspectives on her looks is down to personal taste, but her attitude seemed completely different during my session, not to mention she stiffed you on some of the services. There really wasn’t a significant amount of alcohol laying around. Maybe a bottle or two. Given our communication, I’m led to believe I was one of, if not the first punt after she had checked in, so maybe that had something to do with it.

Sorry you had a bad punt OP.

[Gentlelovemaking]

Very odd indeed. I get that our perspectives on her looks is down to personal taste, but her attitude seemed completely different during my session, not to mention she stiffed you on some of the services. There really wasn’t a significant amount of alcohol laying around. Maybe a bottle or two. Given our communication, I’m led to believe I was one of, if not the first punt after she had checked in, so maybe that had something to do with it.

Sorry you had a bad punt OP.

I did think she was business savvy but I disagree with OP on the conveyor belt service as she didn’t touch her phone once during either of my bookings with her. One thing OP said which I reckon a lot of SP’s might not grasp is how to deliver a propper GFE. It’s almost as if that’s considered the most basic of services where in reality it takes a level of skill to perform this to a complete stranger.

[Momodan38]

I did think she was business savvy but I disagree with OP on the conveyor belt service as she didn’t touch her phone once during either of my bookings with her. One thing OP said which I reckon a lot of SP’s might not grasp is how to deliver a propper GFE. It’s almost as if that’s considered the most basic of services where in reality it takes a level of skill to perform this to a complete stranger.

I also agree with the OP’s assessment of the GFE aspect. But still, there was hope and she did try at least with me. Also, he sadly got no tongue with the kissing, again she was a bit a hesitant with me and seemed keen to move on from the kissing but I got plenty of deep tongue.

[Gatehouse]

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Meet happened last weekend

Comms: not great. I WhatsApped her, no reply. Texted her, no reply. She replied hours later when it was too late to arrange anything, so told me to call her the next day. I called her multiple times the next morning but she must have been busy with punters and never picked up/went straight to voicemail. I had almost decided to give up when she texted me and said she was free at a certain time, so I said "Ok, why not?" and went ahead.

Thanks for review. Off the HL. Shame as I thought this one had potential.

Service: 30min GFE for 120£. OWO, FK, penetration (protected).

Venue: 2-bedroom flat near the Gloucester Road Tube station. The area is discreet (all short let apartments and such). The flat was a mess. She shared with another SP (a big girl, didn't like her at all) and they apparently offer duos as well. Right at the entrance was a table with lots of bottles of assorted booze everywhere. Not the tidiest girls. I didn't even see the bathroom (more on that later).

Girl: photos are of her but I think she looks better in picture. Didn't find her very attractive facially. Big fake lips. Big fake boobs. Very curvy hips and generous arse (that's good). Big dragon tattoo on her thigh. Claims she's 22, not unbelievable. Mancunian accent. Looked too "fake" and plastic-y for my tastes.

Meet
I was 5min late (texted her to apologise and to tell her I was on my way, she replied "Please hurry, I have someone else coming after you" which was a bit of a turn off already). She lets me in and shows me to her room. She doesn't offer a shower or even asks me if I want to wash my hands and gets straight to business. Paperwork sorted, goes to stash the cash while I get undressed. Then she proceeds to perform what I can only describe as a medical examination of my unerected penis (no doctor has ever been so thorough!), retracting the foreskin and all, and even concluding "you've passed the first test!" (WTF). Lots of cleaning, wet wipes, sprays something on it (WTF x2). I wasn't very excited at this point and I knew it was gonna be one of those shit punts who feel very mechanical (and not a GFE at all). She takes her bra off and I start sucking on her nipples. Felt good, although I'm not a big fan of fake boobs (but that's not her fault I suppose, I knew what she was like). A little kissing with no tongue at all, just a few pecks on the lips (my childhood girlfriend in primary school was more passionate), then quickly moved to OWO. Not very inspired and used her hands a lot, so I had to stop her a few times in fear of coming too soon.
I ask for RO and she says she doesn't do it with the GFE (WTF x3).
Then she puts the condom on and goes for some OW until she asks what position I'd like. CG it is and it does feel good, so I come quickly, chat about nice restaurants and off I go (to a strip pub ).

In conclusion, I'm giving her a negative for the following reasons:
- Difficult to book/bad comms
- Messy flat
- Penis examination (I get it you want to be clean, but come on! Also, her cleanness seemed to be a bit "fake", as she didn't offer a shower and didn't even ask me to wash my hands)
- Didn't find her very attractive (not complaining about the fake lips/boobs but she looks much better in pictures), and her butt may be fake too
- Everything felt very mechanical and not passionate at all
- Refused RO
- Felt rushed and she admitted having a "conveyor belt" type of service
- No DFK

As always, this was only my experience, others may have a great time with her.

[Gatehouse]

Thanks for review. Off HL as a result.

Shame, as I thought this one had potential.

[Perseus02]

The alcohol and party vibe of the apartment didn’t bother me but I can see the issue for some here.

It wasn't the alcohol itself, she didn't drink or smell of alcohol etc. Plus I've had so much fun once with another WG drinking prosecco together (and she became tipsy and very slutty and really let herself go) so I wouldn't be averse to that. It was more about the state of the flat.

Given our communication, I’m led to believe I was one of, if not the first punt after she had checked in, so maybe that had something to do with it.

My booking was late in the evening, so that might have had something to do with it. She was probably getting tired. Still, I don't think that's an excuse.

I did think she was business savvy but I disagree with OP on the conveyor belt service as she didn’t touch her phone once during either of my bookings with her.

To be fair, she never looked at her phone once, so she doesn't do that (that's why she never picks up when you try to call her ). But her text "Hurry up because I've got another guy coming at 9" is the "conveyor belt" I was talking about. I mean it's fine (and many SPs do), but maybe don't tell me you're seeing people back-to-back every 30min... I found the thought off-putting.

I'm happy other people had a good time with her anyway, but sadly she's not for me!