Preamble - So, I made a proper rookie error with this one. Saw this review -->
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=307602.msg3219158#msg3219158, and put her on my HL. BUT, I didn't follow the thread and didn't do any more research. Why? I can't tell you, shit for brains sometimes. If I'd have known about the BB stuff I wouldn't have gone, but I did and it was pretty shite so lesson learned there.
Date - May
Link - External Link/Members OnlyPrice - £90 for what was
supposed to be 60mins
Services - FK, OWO, mish, massage
Comms - Swift and sorted within a couple of texts, also very quick to respond at the location.
Location - Terraced house on a street where it would be quite obvious to nosey neighbours what was going on but I didn't feel too paro. Bog standard shower over a bath, action room was pretty bare and soulless. She had the window open as well, so I was a little bit self-aware, thinking the neighbours might hear us.
What's she like? - Pics on her profile are a bit deceiving, she has an out of shape midriff, decent-ish looking face (reminded me of an older woman I was shagging when I was at uni, which I think was the main draw here), tits ok, big arse, body shape a bit meh. I mean, I'm not massively fussy but she was just alright, guys with higher standards definitely do not bother. She told me she goes to the gym, which was a surprise! Going to the gym is one thing, doing actual exercise, another. If she made an effort she'd be decent I'm sure.
The service - So I've been out of action for over a month and I was in a very horny/positive mood on the way to the punt. When she opened the door I gave her a jolly "Hellooo!", and immediately got a rather cool, offish response. She'd made no effort at all, wearing a grey dressing gown, no make up, toenails not painted and just nude underneath. Undeterred I carried on being nice and upbeat with her, and managed to get a laugh when I handed over the paperwork in a little red envelope. Had a shower and she went downstairs to stash it, came out the shower and she was still downstairs nattering away with her housemate (new girl called Jessy, just arrived from Hungary, English ain't good apparently -->
External Link/Members Only). So I waited on the bed thinking she was probably dolling herself up for the punt... nope, she came up in the same dressing gown and basically just whipped it off, put some Hungarian pop music on and that was that.
Now, I'm an outgoing, positive guy but also quite sensitive at times so because the atmosphere was awkward it started to inhibit me a bit. Her English isn't great and she wasn't very responsive to my smiles and little quips here and there, so I ended up thinking I'd just get on with the action and not worry too much. So she got me to lay back on the bed, I pulled her on top of me and we had some FK before I snaffled on her boobs, then she did some alright OWO, nothing spectacular but it had been so long it did feel like I might pop. Then I flipped her on to her back and did an extended bit of RO (yes I know, get myself tested... Urgh, I kicked myself afterwards when I went back to the review I've cited above, felt like I was gonna vom). She got more and more responsive, so I carried on but never quite got her over the line. Then she rubbered me up and I had a good old crack in missionary, came after about 10 minutes, or maybe less. I thought this action might have warmed her up a bit... wronnngg.
After she cleaned me up I requested a massage, which was sub-par. Tried to make conversation but 1) she didn't always understand me, or perhaps pretended not to and 2) didn't seem very interested in chatting full stop. After a few minutes she gave up on the massage saying her hands were hurting. Then she went and checked her phone, which had beeped a few times during the action - actually, when it beeped the first time she was giving OWO and she literally stopped mid suck to look across the room at the phone. So she checked some messages, and responded to them, I saw the time on her phone and it was 33 mins past the hour. She put on another Hungarian pop song, which I joked about, and then I could just feel her energy drop even further. "Thanks baby," she said - which I took as, "Time's up, pal". I'm not very assertive, so I just stayed on my front on the bed and carried on trying to make conversation. Then she got up and put her dressing gown on, and I saw how this was gonna go. I stayed lying down for a bit longer but then she started talking out loud to Jessy through the door, then opened the door and chatted to her. I mean, what to do? With hindsight I should have just asked for some money back, but instead I let the awkward atmosphere continue while she basically ignored me.
The only thing I conjure up was to be petty about it, so I got dressed reeeeaaallly slowly. Before finally she led me downstairs and I took my merry time putting my shoes back on as well.
I saw someone write in a review that they judge if a punt is positive, neutral or negative by the feeling they have when they leave. Despite a decent fuck and a great cum, I left feeling bumped by someone who really seemed to have no interest in giving a good service. When I got out of there, I checked the time at the end of the road and it was only 43 mins past the hour. I had this bloody song in my head all the way home ...
External Link/Members Only BUMPED BUMPED BUMPED.
Summary - So not only did I fuck up by seeing someone with a BB rep, I also got a very lukewarm reception/experience (apart from the sex part) from someone who made no effort and I got bumped on my time.
My first negative punt. Needless to say, avoid!
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