Author Topic: Coulsdon Oriental Massage - Hidden Gem  (Read 6150 times)

Offline HE_Specialist

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So I went to this place earlier today. First time at this establishment, so a bit of an anxious TOFTT moment..

Luckily I was not disappointed in the least.

Comms are good, all booked through text, pretty punctual replies.

Shop is not discreet sadly, on a busy road with very limited parking. But there is a cash point nearby and if you can find a parking space you're laughing

Usual decor, enter door to a small desk, and doorway leading to the massage rooms, windows are covered in the usual decals. All very clean and tidy.

Was met by a Chinese lady that called herself Kate, probably late 30s around 5'4" slim with curvy legs, she was wearing what could almost be described as a sequinned mini cocktail dress, English is not great but can just about hold a basic conversation and very friendly. £45 for an hour's relaxing massage. I made sure to show her I had a few extra Liz on me whilst paying at the front desk.

She leads me downstairs to a small room, proper massage table, shower in the corner. All very typical stuff. Place smelt nice and continued to be clean and tidy. Used the toilet before I went in and again very clean and quite modern.

She asked me to undress and leaves the room for a few minutes, so I adopt my usual "please play with my ass and balls" pose, I lie down on my front, legs apart, I ignore the towel on the bed.

She comes back and asks me if I have any specific pain anywhere or any areas she should concentrate on. Was worried that this place would end up being legitimate  :scare:

She covered me with a towel, sat on a chair by my head and gave me a nice gentle head massage leading down my neck and shoulders. Towel came down a bit and she oiled me up and gave me a pretty good back massage with good varied pressure. She's obviously quite well trained and knows how to make you feel good.

Had about 15 min of a good back, neck, head and arms massage, she occasionally gets onto the table to let gravity help her pressure and I was twitching feeling her legs rubbing up against me. She then discarded the towel completely .....

She then used feather light fingertips all over my back and neck working her way down to about 10 concentrated minutes of CC swipes and RU teasing, occasionally going up my back again. I responded in kind and made it very obvious what I was there for..

As she was doing this she leaned over me and laid a few kisses on my neck and ear (massive turn on for me) and whispered asking what extras I wanted.. HE and B2B were on the table so I went for B2B which is £40.

She stripped down to her underwear, covered herself in oil and gave me a damn good bodily rub down whilst I'm still laying on my front.. a good 10min, she used her thigh to rub between my legs as her boobs were all over my back, neck, head. She kept kissing my head and running her hands over me as she did this. She did appear like she was enjoying it.

She asked me to turn over, she declined to take off her underwear but gave me the same service on my back, boobs, hands, lips everywhere, a couple of cheeky sac licks but nothing further than that sadly with her mouth..

She was very receptive and sped up and slowed down accordingly to prolong it just that little bit more. Didn't let me in her pants sadly but got my hands on everything else. Maybe I just need to build up a better rapport...

Kate is fairly slim but got a bit of a mum tum, B cups that don't sag, thick thighs... Face is fairly cute but has a great personality despite the language barrier and makes everything she does feel very personal which just adds to the experience for me.

After I popped she cleaned up, draped a towel over me and gave me another 5 min of head and neck massage which felt great and allowed me to just relax and enjoy the moment without feeling rushed.

Little bit of chatter as I was getting dressed. She told me she works Wednesday's mainly at that shop but may work the odd other days and best for me to call or text in advance.

Overall a really positive experience and I'd be happy to go and see her again

4.5/5 bullet nips  :wackogirl:

Offline Trapstar1

Anyone been here recently?
Looking for a quick lunchtime escape in the sutton/coulsdon area, can’t find any recently reviews in 2021.
 

Offline HE_Specialist

Anyone been here recently?
Looking for a quick lunchtime escape in the sutton/coulsdon area, can’t find any recently reviews in 2021.

I'm thinking about heading back there today, if I do I'll let you know how it was as they keep telling me the girls change every week

Offline HE_Specialist

Anyone been here recently?
Looking for a quick lunchtime escape in the sutton/coulsdon area, can’t find any recently reviews in 2021.

Ok so I went back yesterday... And I'd give it a neutral, Probably just the woman I was seen by. Very basic English, not very enthusiastic, was more focused on the security camera screen of the reception area. Massage was average/poor but b2b was alright.. cos the girls change each week it's a hit and miss kinda place but alright for a R&T

Offline Trapstar1

Was the girl good looking? Young?

Offline HE_Specialist

Was the girl good looking? Young?

Had a mask on but was quite good looking, really nice body but very thick legs, like an Olympic cyclist. Probably late 20s

Offline Mattygibbsy

Ok so I went back yesterday... And I'd give it a neutral, Probably just the woman I was seen by. Very basic English, not very enthusiastic, was more focused on the security camera screen of the reception area. Massage was average/poor but b2b was alright.. cos the girls change each week it's a hit and miss kinda place but alright for a R&T

Did the second girl
Let you touch her?


Offline Mattygibbsy

Been to anymore recently mate as you must be same sort of area as me. Was interested in reading your lingfield one! There is meant to be a decent place in Crawley too. Will check it out

Offline HE_Specialist

Been to anymore recently mate as you must be same sort of area as me. Was interested in reading your lingfield one! There is meant to be a decent place in Crawley too. Will check it out

I haven't been to lingfield in quite some time actually. I spoke to them on the phone recently and there's apparently some new girls there, so once again it's a bit of a shot in the dark as to the quality you'd receive

Offline Mattygibbsy

I haven't been to lingfield in quite some time actually. I spoke to them on the phone recently and there's apparently some new girls there, so once again it's a bit of a shot in the dark as to the quality you'd receive

Been to any others recently?

Offline jj8989


Offline HE_Specialist

Been to any others recently?

Sadly not. Had a bit of a slow cash flow this summer but looking forward to starting up again soon