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External Link/Members OnlyI'm not even gonna bother with my usual style of review here. Just don't waste your time and hard-earned on this one!
I was having a bad day. Got up determined to have a punt and no matter who I contacted they were either unavailable, didn't answer their phone, couldn't see me til way past the time I wanted to punt, and so on and so on. Eventually I decided to contact Farah. I'd seen her before several years ago, before she got her new boobs, and although she was quirky I remember she had a fit body and was a bit of fun once the punt got going.
Well, that was then!!
She was quick to answer her phone and we easily arranged a time in Sheffield. I arrived on time and text her for her apartment number. She was working at some apartments on Blonk Street in Sheffield. Parking was easy on the main road opposite her block but was quite expensive.
Got a text back from her saying she needed 5 more mins - this turned into 15 more mins and as I was about to write it off she said she was ready. Then she couldn't work out how to let me in to her building FFS!! This was all going horribly wrong and I was totally ignoring the universes signals to me to just go home.
Anyway, I got to her flat. These are nice, modern flats in Sheffield. I paid her £70 for 30 mins.
She looked considerably different to how I remembered her from years ago. She has a really fit body and great looking fake tits. Facially she'd gone down hill I thought. And I didn't like her fake hair, which she warned me not to touch and definitely not to cum on!
Farah was wearing some kind of bodice that she kept on throughout the punt. It seemed to hold her tits in the right position. She removed some other items of clothing but tbh I can't remember too much about what else she was wearing. She's got a really fit body and no question she'd be a head turner when she's out and about. Facially she looked a bit rougher than last time and I'd say her advertised age of 26 is several years understated. Body is 8/10, face is 5/10, attitude is 1/10.
She's very controlling. DON'T DO THIS, DO THAT, SIT THERE, LIE DOWN.....NO HERE, etc. I wasn't having any of it so when she gave me an order I calmly offered her my suggestion which she then went along with.
The punt consisted of her giving me OWO, then me giving her oral, followed by me rimming her very cute ass, then fucking her in cowgirl, mish and doggy and ending with her wanking me off supposedly into her mouth but she said "oh sorry, you were quick and I missed it".
Her OWO technique is shit. It was good when I first saw her. Now it's very rough and ready, no attempt to make it sensuous and enjoyable. It's like I should be satisfied that I got my cock in her mouth at all.
Oral on her was awful as she did a little squirt whilst I was doing it. I'm not into squirting at all and all I could think of was she's just pissed in my mouth! There was no odour or taste thankfully but I stopped giving oral and moved to the rimming instead.
All the while the punt is going on she's trying to control every aspect of it - NOT TOO ROUGH, SLOWER, FASTER, GENTLE, NO FINGERS,..... - instead of just going with it and trying to ensure her client has the best time.
Then it was on with the rubber for some mechanical fucking. Got my hands on those tits and they feel good for fake tits. Got my mouth round them too briefly and then it was off with the rubber when I felt the sap rising for her to take it in her mouth. She couldn't even get this right and I was so not into it that when I took the rubber off I lost the feeling of climaxing and had to work hard to try and regain it cos I just wanted to finish and leave.
I told her I was about to cum and she put her face there rather than her mouth. She then tried to kiss me with my cum all over her face and I graciously declined!
I got dressed and left, wishing I'd acted to all the signs this was going to be as shit as it was.
I just don't see how anyone can derive pleasure from seeing this lass. She's not even a good P&D. She mentioned her "regulars" in the conversation at the end and I honestly felt sorry for the poor bastards!
My advice is just don't waste your money on this one. Hard to see how a booking can vary from the experience I had.
I totally blame myself. I'd read reviews about her controlling ways but because I'd seen her before and, more likely, cos I was desperate for a punt I went through with it. I hope I've learned from this experience but suspect I haven't.
