Author Topic: Megan Lush Escorts Birmingham B3 Fanfuckingtastic  (Read 4693 times)

Offline Imp8


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Once again,another top notch WG from Lush.

Booked at 7pm for a 9pm meet. Water street Birmingham B3, 30 minutes @ £60

I asked Polska,the receptionist,who was available when I rang at 7pm. He gave me 3 names,didn't really fancy the other 2 so I thought I'd try my luck with Megan,good call.
First impressions were fantastic. 5'3 sounds about right,beautiful natural tits,which I was surprised at,they're all fake nowerdays,fantastic body on her,size 10 and Thick,no fat. Age was given as 27,and I've no doubt that's accurate,or near abouts.Looks wise a solid 7.5,if you saw this bird out on a Saturday night,you'd be resting your pint on your cock. Friendly too,but not too chatty,in fact I think I was talking too much on reflection,makes a change from the other miserable bastards.

Pleasanteries over,Money sorted,services agreed,DFK,RO,OWO and CIM.  I did cheekily ask for swollow,as you do,but I was very politely refused. She never put the alarm on,which was a nice touch and bode well for the Punt.
Had a good gaup of her body,it was beautiful ,no fat on her at all. Upper was an 8-10 and the lower was thicker,12 I'd say. Beautiful big arse,which was soft and very playable.

Straight into DFK,this was excellent,no holding back here,she was going for it. If anything,it was a bit too full on for an older cunt like me.  Her tits are pierced and slightly saggy,nothing too off putting though,just adds to the natural look of them. Next was RO,this was again fantastic and her snatch was beautifully clean. Had a good 3 course meal on that,put a cheeky digit in her as well,couldn't believe how tight she was...The gift that keeps on giving.
OWO followed,again excellent,no teeth and excellent detail to the balls. 69 was even better. Mac on and into CG. She does show a lot of enthusiasm and rode me very well,coming in for FK and tit sucking.
Into Mish and she was very wet by now,beautiful rhythm. Unfortunately,I couldn't hold out. Said I was going to CIM,she whipped off the condom and I came in her mouth. She didn't hold it in her mouth,but let it go over her chest and neck. I suspect she's not too keen on CIM.

Nice clean up and friendly chat. Overall an excellent punt and I will be returning. Just a few points. After the Punt she used deodorant spray,put her clothes back on and applied her make up. Now I'm thinking  ' I hope that's not it,you are going to take a shower later  ' !!!  She lives 10 minutes away from the location,It doesn't bother me but some people may have issues with that regarding discretion. She's worked for Lush before and has come back recently,she's planning to work for the next 6 months or so.

Offline iceman-76

Good review mate, she's already on my hit list but has moved up now  :D

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Great review mate, sounds like you had a real good time. Sadly not one I’d see due to personal preference but nice to know Lush still got some good ones and something to suit everyone’s tastes

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Thanks Ali.
Yep,definitely see this one again. Ticked all the boxes,and the main thing that I look for is enthusiasm. Megan definitely had that.

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Imp on my list she goes my type of lady :cool:

Nice review mate

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I'm still toying with trying lush but their profile images strategically give you fuck all to lust for. How hard is a 'stand straight' body shot?
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I've often heard the saying  ' Looks much better than the photos   '
This does apply to Megan. She does look a babe,so why the Fucked up photos   ???? God knows.

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Half the punt is lusting the images (for me anyway). 😄
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Offline chadpitt

Thanks for the review.

I was waiting to see if she was hot or just another useless fatoid.

I'll see about booking her. Though I loathe dealing with that piece of sh#t Polska on the phone. Someone needs to ship him to retardistan.

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Thanks for the review.

I was waiting to see if she was hot or just another useless fatoid.

I'll see about booking her. Though I loathe dealing with that piece of sh#t Polska on the phone. Someone needs to ship him to retardistan.

Nah...you won't be disappointed Chad,unless of course you hate fit birds.
I quite like Polska. I'm thinking of inviting him over for my lads Bar Mitsvah  :D :cool: :D.

Offline j_181

I'll see about booking her. Though I loathe dealing with that piece of sh#t Polska on the phone. Someone needs to ship him to retardistan.

You had a bad experience with him? Always been sound with me when I've called.

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I hope I'm not stereotyping,but these Eastern European aren't really know for their sense of humour. I'm sure those bleak winters and having Fuck all in your stomach would have a part to play in that.
To be in this game,as a receptionist for Lush,I'd think you'd need to be quick on your feet,quite  Sociable and have a reasonable high tolerance level.
Not qualities I'd associate with someone who's grandparents were probably stuck in a Gulag.
Then again....I'm probably stereotyping.

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I wouldn't be surprised when off duty he pretends to be a punter.
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I wouldn't be surprised when off duty he pretends to be a punter.
Reckon he gets staff discount?

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Reckon he gets staff discount?
Nah, not when he puts his 'Tony Montana' voice on and starts waving his sausage around in the girls faces.
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