The Phoenix Club - TPC - Barons Court

[jeezyuk]

Party: 4-6pm

Girls: Nicole, Cassandra, Jess

Paid: 160£

Service: OWO, RO, Sex

Location: Barons Court Flat - shower didn’t work well and was kept dirty, general hygiene of the beds was poor, general hygiene of the kitchen was poor. 2 bedroom flat with single shower and living room generally fit for purpose but gone are the days of spotless hyde park and that really detracts for me.

Refreshments were on offer except alcohol and was satisfactory.

Nicole - great oral, but unattractive to me. She is a big girl and not my type so didn’t pump her.
Cassandra - great service but a bit bossy I’m giving direction. Saggy tits but attractive
Jess - great service and fun attitude but is a bit chunky herself

Overall the visit was underwhelming for me for a number of reasons:
1. Girls not very attractive
2. Another punter was there who annoyed the girls and killed the mood for the rest of us
3. Hygiene was poor in the flat

Robes offered, valuables safely kept, Em in attendance but didn’t nudge the girls on like the good old days.

In the end I didn’t really cum a lot as I didn’t click with the girls and felt I unclean being in the dirty flat.

I think this will be my last TPC visit as I can’t see service returning to the glory days. Em will only get older, the ratio will only drop and the experience will only continue to deteriorate.

Neutral only because it’s the only party going in London and I don’t want parties to disappear altogether but I think the party chapter is closed for me. Still VFM with the number of girls for time spent.

Lineup is decent enough for those who have never sampled TPC to pay a visit still.

Have a try if you’ve never partied but if you’ve been before, save your cash and splash elsewhere

[Steely Dan]

Was ratio 2:1?  Any impression if the party size will increase after June 21?

[jeezyuk]

Was ratio 2:1?  Any impression if the party size will increase after June 21?

3 girls to 3 guys

Em said ratios will stay as they used to be

[pa5151]

Is it really that hard for them to find hot girls for these parties?

[lillythesavage]

Is it really that hard for them to find hot girls for these parties?

I would imagine money is the answer to that question, with punters reviewing 6, 7 and 800 quid punts and grand plus for FFM, 3 guys @ 160 with the house taking a cut is hardly going to have them rushing to join.

The other this is said 3 guys is hardly going to excite the women present to put in a performance knowing there is little at the end of it, if the house takes half they are getting 40 quid an hour.

[JackSaint]

I would imagine money is the answer to that question, with punters reviewing 6, 7 and 800 quid punts and grand plus for FFM, 3 guys @ 160 with the house taking a cut is hardly going to have them rushing to join.

The other this is said 3 guys is hardly going to excite the women present to put in a performance knowing there is little at the end of it, if the house takes half they are getting 40 quid an hour.

The economics look tough, between a grand and 1500 takings a day, minus venue costs, split between the house and the girls.

[jichael mackson]

Thanks for review. Had been mulling this one over but sounds grim in current hygiene climate.

[lillythesavage]

The economics look tough, between a grand and 1500 takings a day, minus venue costs, split between the house and the girls.

Even if the venue costs are in the house split, the women need to be into the scenario more than needing money which leads to Fab standards, 100 per hour women have nothing to gain and not many of them left it seems

[quatter11]

Can't see how it can carry on with those numbers. Recent reports it seems the ratio is pretty much one to one. Decent girls aren't going to hang round eight hours to make a couple of hundred quid. But it's chicken and egg - if they up the standard of girls then they will attract the numbers.

[jeezyuk]

Can't see how it can carry on with those numbers. Recent reports it seems the ratio is pretty much one to one. Decent girls aren't going to hang round eight hours to make a couple of hundred quid. But it's chicken and egg - if they up the standard of girls then they will attract the numbers.

Agree. Couldn’t sum it up better

Unless something radically improves in the WG market, I’ll be sticking to the odd half hour punts with independents. This hobby seems to be going down the drain

[Young_gent14]

Ahhh no sorry to hear about the experience lad...feel like I sold you a pub! 

Agreed on the hygiene of the place, and the cold shower was pretty annoying.

[SpaceRaiderDave]

Was ratio 2:1?  Any impression if the party size will increase after June 21?

When I attended Em told me she would increase the number of girls after 21st June if there was the demand. Unfortuneately based on recent reports on here the number of guests has been low.

I've been twice to the new venue and considered it perfectly adequate and not dirty. To be honest I wasn't there to play the role of hygiene inspector so wasn't really looking that closely

[Convince Me]

Agree. Couldn’t sum it up better

Unless something radically improves in the WG market, I’ll be sticking to the odd half hour punts with independents. This hobby seems to be going down the drain

Agree totally. It's going to be well into next year before we see a change in the punting market if any.

[jeezyuk]

Ahhh no sorry to hear about the experience lad...feel like I sold you a pub! 

Agreed on the hygiene of the place, and the cold shower was pretty annoying.

I went of my own foolishness. I should have known better

To be honest I had a great indie on Sunday and got overambitious. Now I’m 160£ lighter, full of regret and anxiety because I wanted way too much to go party again and ended in a disappointment again.

I’ve decided just to give it up. I’ll see the odd girl for half hour when I really need a fix but I think I’m hanging up my punting shoes other than for the exceptional occasion.

Looking forward to reading about everyone’s escapades

[Discoballs]

The good old days are definitely behind us . I'd punt more if it was worth it but I hardly have a punt a month compared to one or two a week around 4 years ago . I can always be tempted by  some hot birds . I remember some wild times at lmp with moss dishing out the beers and lady m perving at the fun. Trying out the live swing or sitting in the chair watching all the action take place . Hopefully there will be better times and even other parties . I was a big fan of the ones in canning town in the high rise penthouse and those in hoxton square.  #nostalgia

[Steely Dan]

The good old days are definitely behind us .

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[simon07]

Just came across this.
Not really a tempting event now.
Where has the quality gone with parties?

[pantywetter]

Everything has been disrupted by Covid.  They just need to get the numbers up again.

If we want a good party to attend, it’s probably a good time to support them and get back to critical mass.

For 10+ years they’ve always been pretty reliable and easy to deal with.  I wish TPC well and hope they get back to former glory.