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External Link/Members OnlyThought I’d give this a try, was 50/50 between her and the Thai in Derby, wish I’d chosen the other now but hey, live and learn.
So made a call, couldn’t hear a thing, the phone was distorted and so got a text listing services, I asked if owo was inc in the price to be told yes and kissing, cim, etc so made my way over to an apartment block we used to use before the zone just off canning circus (Roger will get where I mean).
Girl behind the door was the girl in the pics but hit in the face a few times with an ugly stick, body was good so proceeded.
£70 paid asked if I can wash my hands and she points to a door , back to the bedroom and undressed whilst she gave the cash to the couple I could hear in the next room I presume she’s working for, gown off and lovely big tits, put in my face to suck so I didn’t want to be rude, seemed at this point a decent punt ahead, tides quickly turned when she the reached for a condom, I say we agreed owo, to be told “that wasn’t me on the phone” without any care or apology, I commented we had an agreement and I wouldn’t have come otherwise, she the polished my cock with a wet wipe I thought oh that’s nice of her, I’ll pay her more after for the effort, well she pulled the foreskin up and slightly put it in her mouth for 10 secs max the continued with the condom, wasn’t worth arguing to be honest.
So OW was just ok nothing special at all, she then climbs on to ride me ignoring my request of 69.
So I think ok CG, noshes just sat on my cock it me that needs to do the work very quickly is realised.
Getting bored so into mish, I stop to get my tongue in, now it’s a very dim lit room, and it feels like I’m licking the outside of a Frube, just smooth, something isn’t registering here so I slip mycock in for mish and she’s full of fake noises that’s quite off putting, flip her over like a cheap Aldi burger and bang her in speedbump, I’m happy here for 5 mins or so, slide my finger under to play with her clit as I roll y sausage in and out, but I can’t feel it? Did it fall off .

She jumps up, sits at the end of the bed with a huff and say will you come already, I say ok let’s have a go, she lays down ago and I pound her til the dynamite goes boom.
No offer of a shower just two wet wipes handed to me.
I get dressed and ask to wash my hands again, then leave. I look at the phone and it’s been 23 minutes since my call to say I’m here, which included walking up/down 3 floors of stairs and two hand washes.
So thoughts:
Rushed, poor effort, pimp promised services the girl didn’t deliver, ugly though great tits, and the biggy....... prossibly a pre-op ts, would explain the beanless fanny and manly ugly face and dim room.
If the owo was delivered well and a more pleasant enthusiastic fuck was had I would have said positive overlooking the rest but just felt it wasted 30 mins of my life.
Would NOT RECOMMEND and will NOT RETURN - AVOID - rip off service that wants you in/out ASAP