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whats the difference in massages, ive had a swedish body to body with oral at end ;). so what is a tantric ? and how does a Thai massage differ ? which is the most likley to end in full sex ?

Offline Wayang

There are essentially two sorts of massage - legit and sexual.  For the legit I suggest you use Wikepedia to learn about different types.
Sexual massages divide into three types:  The tease where the masseuse suggests by touch that more is available and it isn't, various activities short of full sex (hand job to B2B) and FS.  Generally you cannot tell which will be on offer so it is often tantilizing (part of the fun???).  Oh, and by the way the massages are often crap.  Therefore go for the 30 minute massage.
The only con (90% of the time) is tantric - generally avoid. 
A generalisation - Thai massage places tend to be more expensive and shorter on the extras; Chinese tend to offer more at cheaper prices.
auto-censored has a whole section devoted to massage - go look.

Offline AnthG

The only con (90% of the time) is tantric - generally avoid. 
Bumping this thread as I found it from a search. I know Wayang rarely posts now so what was he meaning by this.

My reason for asking is there is a new very attractive girl just started in my region offering WaterSports. She really is the only (who I find) attractive girl in my region offering.

I was thinking of possibly taking that as my chance to finally try this out.

However what she states her service is, is Tantric massage. I tried searching the net for info on this and it is talking about moving energy around the body?

That sounds all well and good, but that does not seem to tie into the W/S service she offers. If I booked it would specifically be for the W/S. The rest in the time left would be a bonus. Can I also ask for a tantric massage does this mean I cannot touch the girl at all?

Here is the profile.

https://www.adultwork.com/1350787

After getting some more info from here I would likely email her to get some further clarification of what she does and does not do. I just did not want to waste her time asking stupid questions.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2011, 08:47:10 PM by AnthG »

I think what Wayang was trying to say is that the majority of providers who offer tantric don't actually have a clue about it & just sort of bluff their way through it.  I've heard to become proficient in tantra there is a fair bit of "training" involved.  With regard to the profile you've linked I don't believe at 20 years old she'd have enough knowledge to deliver a proper tantric massage.

I know sweet FA about it but from what I've heard a real male tantric orgasm is the closest we mere blokes can get to a woman's orgasm.  When you're receiving the massage apparently you're not allowed to touch the masseuse as it "disturbs the energy flow".  Sounds like a load of bollocks to me but it's something I've never been interested in anyway.

I don't know how the W/S ties in to this, just email her & ask what she will do after she's pissed on you.  BTW you're a right little deviant Anth  :drinks:

One thing on her profile did make me laugh
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I just arrive to Newcastle improve my English skills
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Offline AnthG

I don't know how the W/S ties in to this, just email her & ask what she will do after she's pissed on you.  BTW you're a right little deviant Anth  :drinks:
Thanks for that WL. I just thought I would try it, as have always been curious.

Plus I am already being pissed on by a bunch of Escorts I figured might as well have one more. :)

Forget about those idiots, not worth worrying over something you can't control & really it's quite insignificant in the grand scheme of things.

I am worried about you though.  What happens when you get shat on by a bunch of pro$$ies?  You gonna develop a taste for scat  :scare:

Offline AnthG

I am worried about you though.  What happens when you get shat on by a bunch of pro$$ies?  You gonna develop a taste for scat  :scare:
No, but I will tell you guys what I will do. The next time anyone suggests James or anyone else is too harsh or anything and should not be a member here I am going to go fucking ballistic with them.

Jesus these Escorts on that auto-censored can be vicious and we need someone with the intelligence, confidence and conversation skills like James and others here to point out issues with Escorts just like they grind us punters down using much worse things than any punter on here has ever said.

Not the words I would have used but I get the gist of it.  :cool:


If you ever manage to get pissed on anth let me know what you thought :)
It's one I have still not ticked off my list, I rekon it could be a turn on with the right lass, she would have to be really fit though.

Offline ladyofthemansion

If you ever manage to get pissed on anth let me know what you thought :)
It's one I have still not ticked off my list, I rekon it could be a turn on with the right lass, she would have to be really fit though.

But the smell!!!  :scare:

You realise that if you are properly hydrated it will have hardly any smell at all? Besides it's not as if you would be covered in it for very long.
If you have had loads to drink it will be almost clear and non smelly
If you are dehydrated it will be very dark and smelly.
A good way to tell if you need more fluids on a hot day or if you have been exercising, I thought everyone knew that.

Offline AnthG

Would the guys who have a genuine fetish for W/S not want the dark and smelly though?

I have never done it before so don't know if its for me or not but I honestly assumed the guys who are into this would be disappointed if it were nothing but water.

From what I gather it's more the act than the fluid, besides the prossie would have no chance of timing it without drinking loads beforehand.

Online Marmalade

W/S - just one of life's kinky little pleasures. As with any other perv fantasy, just try it if you really really fancy it. Bit pointless otherwise.

Tantric massage - just one of prostitutes' kinky little sales speels.

Learning the art of tantric sex can be fun - a prostitute/erotic masseuse is not going to teach it, make you experience it, or least of all do it herself with a client. She may however be able and willing to do a very sensuous, lingering, teasing, mind-blowing erotic experience. She may or may not also be a big-words-ficking-liar.
 :rolleyes:

Offline Steve2

Bumping this thread as I found it from a search. I know Wayang rarely posts now so what was he meaning by this.

My reason for asking is there is a new very attractive girl just started in my region offering WaterSports. She really is the only (who I find) attractive girl in my region offering.

I was thinking of possibly taking that as my chance to finally try this out.

However what she states her service is, is Tantric massage. I tried searching the net for info on this and it is talking about moving energy around the body?

That sounds all well and good, but that does not seem to tie into the W/S service she offers. If I booked it would specifically be for the W/S. The rest in the time left would be a bonus. Can I also ask for a tantric massage does this mean I cannot touch the girl at all?

Here is the profile.

https://www.adultwork.com/1350787

After getting some more info from here I would likely email her to get some further clarification of what she does and does not do. I just did not want to waste her time asking stupid questions.

I think you should check with her. Tantric and w/s don't generally mix together. At 20 she probably has not much idea of Tantric

And at £120 an hr it does seem a bit steep

Offline softlad

If you ever manage to get pissed on anth let me know what you thought :)
It's one I have still not ticked off my list, I rekon it could be a turn on with the right lass, she would have to be really fit though.

I've had many a Golden shower.  :dance:
In 'sub' type scenario's it's a real turn on.
Get it ticked off that list.  ;)


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