External Link/Members OnlyAfter reading a review on here and finishing work early, I decided to give this place a try. Not a lot was mentioned over the phone regarding extras but she kept saying we give a VERY good massage so I thought why not.
The shop it’s self is a bit run down with very little signage and on a main road. I had a mask on so it didn’t bother me. Entered the shop to be greeted by a short chubby receptionist in her 50’s. As I could her someone in the back I thought that she was just the receptionist. She took me to the room which had a basic massage table in and was very small and was told to undress. Naked and on the table I then heard the door open only to be greeted by the small chubby receptionist. Oh well I’m here now I thought.
The massage itself was ok but not at all erotic and no CC swipes or reach unders. After 20 minutes I was told to turn over and was asked if I wanted anything else. My other brain started thinking and asked for HE and she agreed £20. She then said that she would get naked for a further £20. Why not I thought. Considering her build she had nice little boobs and a little bit of bush which I like. I had a quick play with her boobs and attempted a fumble down below but she’d positioned herself to make this difficult. After 10 minutes the inevitable happened and I made quite a mess.
I was then cleaned up with a flannel which was rinsed in the sink as there are no shower facilities there. I then wondered how many men had been cleaned with that same flannel.
To top it off, when I sat up, I discovered that she’d just pulled her legging and pants down to her ankles and hadn't completely stripped at all.
So summarise I had a basic massage with a half naked 50 plus chubby Thai lady for about 35 minutes instead of the hour that I’d paid for. £45 for the hour and £20 for the HE and a further £20 for the half naked massage. Waste of time and money.
