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Author Topic: Can a escort use my PC to set up a new adultwork profile?  (Read 3623 times)

Offline mattylondon

How to be nice to a prossie when you're feelin' fluffie
Invent a hard-done-to personality so other people don't feel jealous. Imagine what sort of munter would pay you £150 an hour for a shag and imagine being "nice" to them so they think they're "special".
Did we just punt the same woman recently?

It's just that I heard a very similar 'sob story' earlier this week, just prior to her relieving me of my hard earned with a beaming smile on her face. Funny how their mood fluctuates at the prospect of cash!

Naturally, I only thought it fair to relieve the contents of my stored up ball sack onto her face in return! I don't remember a her smiling though? Oh well. Onwards and upwards!    :D
« Last Edit: May 27, 2014, 10:01:04 PM by mattylondon »

Offline berksboy

  As most if not all pro$$ies are on £120+ per hr cant she sort herself out ? But then most pro$$ies are all pussy and no brain.

Offline mcb

I don’t get the, “will it mess up my feedback?” and alias issues. Surely if you log out of Adultwork, hand your PC over, see can register a brand new, unrelated profile herself?

This is ignoring the fact an escort is using a client’s computer in the first place. I wouldn’t let an escort anywhere near mine. She has one job.

Offline mattylondon

  As most if not all pro$$ies are on £120+ per hr cant she sort herself out ? But then most pro$$ies are all pussy and no brain.
I'm sure she could, even if many are disorganized and as thick as fuck. Half of them struggle with maintaining phone credit, never mind the complexities of buying a dongle!  :wacko:

What they do with all their money, God only knows.  :rolleyes:


Offline vorian


What they do with all their money, God only knows.  :rolleyes:

The bad ones, drugs and booze,  the average ones, handbags and shoes and the good ones, property and investment trusts.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline Marmalade

Not forgetting,

ALWAYS LEAVE A TIP.

Not too much, not too little.

for instance, "Go on fucking diet you fat cow" is maybe too big a tip. If she's thick it might result in anorexia (bony birds: less comfy to lie on). Whereas, "Giving better blow jobs would result in more business" is generous and kind but not enough: better to give her a tip about the time left in the booking for her to get it down the back of her throat. Tips about the day's special offer in Greggs go down well, whereas tips about doing what's on her likes list can be delivered with a copy of the Supply of Goods and Services Act 1982 which entitles you to have the services offered performed with a reasonable level of skill. You could always offer to stay longer and show her in her time how you enjoy your cock sucked to comply with the Act.

Never leave money as a tip: it just encourages begging and devalues the hard-earned money just paid.

Offline mattylondon

The bad ones, drugs and booze,  the average ones, handbags and shoes and the good ones, property and investment trusts.
Property and investment trusts?!  :lol: Be sure to point them out to me when you next submit a review! :D

In my experience, topping up mobile phone credit and trying to pay the rent or bills off, before the next letter in the door!

I'm sure that you don't really believe their fairytales, do you?  :D
« Last Edit: May 27, 2014, 10:18:57 PM by mattylondon »

Offline yorkshire123

The bad ones, drugs and booze,  the average ones, handbags and shoes and the good ones, property and investment trusts.

That would be an interesting stat (yes i am that sad)

My guess would be.......

Bad - 50%
Average - 48%
Good - 2%

 :unknown:
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline Marmalade

It's just that I heard a very similar 'sob story' earlier this week, just prior to her relieving me of my hard earned with a beaming smile on her face. Funny how their mood fluctuates at the prospect of cash!

Naturally, I only thought it fair to relieve the contents of my stored up ball sack onto her face in return! I don't remember a her smiling though? Oh well. Onwards and upwards!    :D

When she said "she enjoys her job" she meant the first part.

Offline mattylondon

When she said "she enjoys her job" she meant the first part.
Yes indeed.  ;)

Offline vorian

Property and investment trusts?!  :lol: Be sure to point them out to me when you next submit a review! :D

In my experience, topping up mobile phone credit and trying to pay the rent or bills off, before the next letter in the door!

I'm sure that you don't really believe their fairytales, do you?  :D

No, not generally :D of course the percentage of "Good" prossies is very, very small and occasionally people do surprise me.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline Marmalade

Property and investment trusts?!  :lol: Be sure to point them out to me when you next submit a review! :D

In my experience, topping up mobile phone credit and trying to pay the rent or bills off, before the next letter in the door!

I'm sure that you don't really believe their fairytales, do you?  :D

I know at least one prossie that lives in what to me is a mansion. Then there's the ones that save up and buy a parlour. But most of them don't even know what to spend it on. They even pay too much for their crack.

Some think punters will pay more if they spin the penniless fairy tale of course; whereas others try to make out they're successful and "worth it."
« Last Edit: May 27, 2014, 10:27:11 PM by Marmalade »

Offline vorian

That would be an interesting stat (yes i am that sad)

My guess would be.......

Bad - 50%
Average - 48%
Good - 2%

 :unknown:

Sounds about right imo maybe a higher bad and a smaller average. Good would be maybe one or two in a hundred at best.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline mattylondon

I know at least one prossie that lives in what to me is a mansion. Then there's the one's that save up and buy a parlour. But moat of them don't even know what to spend it on. They even pay too much for their crack.
I've punted a couple who had extremely plush apartments by the Thames, but they are extremely few and far between. And ultimately, the looks eventually go so those who genuinely invest would be wise to do so.

I'd say that about 70% I've punted barely have credit on their phones. I'm not sure they could even afford crack! Punters, as do many men in general who think with their cocks, believe what they want to believe.  :rolleyes:
« Last Edit: May 27, 2014, 10:30:37 PM by mattylondon »

Offline Marmalade

I'd say that about 70% I've punted barely have credit on their phones. I'm not sure they could even afford crack! Punters, as do many men in general who think with their cocks, believe what they want to believe.
easy come easy go. Theyve never worked so have no concept of value. A designer handbag from an overnighter then they realise they're skint and get a pot noodle for tea and ask the cabbie to let them off cos they've no money. Feeds into next day's 'desperate' look to get a fluffie to feel sorry for her.

Offline mattylondon

easy come easy go. They've never worked so have no concept of value. A designer handbag from an overnighter then they realise they're skint and get a pot noodle for tea and ask the cabbie to let them off cos they've no money. Feeds into next day's 'desperate' look to get a fluffie to feel sorry for her.
Wise words Marm.

I used to feel a little pity, for a sob story, right at the start of my punting before it dawned on me how much they were earning and taking from me! :D

And for so little effort, compared to people who've genuinely had to train all their lives to get where they are. Mind you, it isn't something I'd want anybody I knew to do, so fair play to those who can maximize their income. I'm sure it's not nice, having to suck some fat old guy's cock, so I don't begrudge them the cash! Can't ever see myself licking some pensioner's fanny!

Of course it's all for show and most are sneering the minute you're out of the door. Some even before that but that's fine, as long as I receive my service and they perform, I don't care what they're really thinking.  :music:
« Last Edit: May 27, 2014, 11:55:48 PM by mattylondon »

Offline berksboy

  Most are young and thick so easy come easy go . Then there looks go and its all too late for them .If young fit and fuck good any with a brain should be sorted for life after 10 / 12 years.


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