My punt with Paloma took place on 05/04/21.
Here is the link for her AdultWork page:
External Link/Members OnlyComms:Punt was arranged 2 days prior via text. On the day radio silence from Paloma and I text 30 minutes before the meet to confirm if we were still on. Got a typical Paloma response of "yes" then I started to make my way. As I'd seen her many times prior I knew where I was going, so no need for a post code, etc.
Got there and was buzzed in accordingly.
Location:Her usual incall spot at the Jewellery Quarter, I won't go into too much detail as it's been documented many times on here already.
Only real update about her place is she's gotten comforters (over time), etc for her bed to make it more decent but, really needs to invest in a new bed as it's not fit for punting rather than leaving it to her landlord.
Looks:Paloma opened the door wearing the blue/turquoise lingerie set I had requested. No makeup as it was only a 1 hour booking. Hair was left open and free-flowing.
-On her AW page she states she's 22. This is accurate (confirmed after getting to know her over time).
-Facially without makeup she's never done it for me personally. Majority of the time(s) I've seen her has been with as opposed to without. 6.5 in this department. Also, without makeup her fake lips steal the show.
-Body wise 5'6, dress size 6 - 8, B cup perky boobs and she isn't what I would define as a proper gym bunny. Truth is she's gained some weight over Lockdown(s), the flabbiness on her arse can easily be pulled to a side and when I saw her she hadn't been on a tanning bed/applied her tanning cream. Now a 7.5 in this department.
-Pics on AW have been done professionally. Only ones that bear any accuracy are the natural ones taken.
Fee:£150 for the hour.
Service:As I got outside her door there was a delivery man waiting for the neighbour to pick up his parcels. I gently knocked Paloma opened the door and immediately started talking loudly. I had to put my finger on my lips to usher her to remain quiet until the door was closed. She knew someone was out there and asked me what they were doing once the door was closed. So much for discretion at that point anyhow. Whilst I was withdrawing her cash I had picked up a £1 Dairy Milk bar for her as she has a sweet tooth. Before I could even take my shoes off she eagerly eyed up the bag and asked "what's in the bag?" I handed it to her she took a sneak peak then went into the bedroom. Clearly she thought I had gone out of my way and bought her an expensive gift lol. As I had taken my shoes off she came out: with what I can only describe as the most ungrateful look on someone's face ever! She tried to mask it with a fake smile and was like "awww thank you!" I just thought be grateful I'm paying you £150 as it is and it's the thought that counts!
Thereafter, we go into the bedroom and she puts the chocolate to a side. I count out the cash give it to her and she goes to stash it alongside, getting me my water. Shower wasn't offered however, not needed as I had come fresh from home. Once back in the room she asks me what I think of the lingerie and without paying too much attention I just said it was "alright." She gave me a slight awkward stare and I think was expecting me to say "it's amazing Paloma! Wow!" I had thanked her for it and was more focused on getting undressed. She sat on the bed and watched me undress then started talking about random stuff, I requested she bring one of her living room chairs in the bedroom for standing-Doggy, as I've always found her bed rather uncomfortable and really not fit for purpose. Hence why I mentioned it earlier on in the review.
Paloma then went to get the chair alongside going to do something in the bathroom. As I had stripped down I waited for a few minutes or so. When she got back in the bedroom we started talking again... what you'll find is she'll burn a lot of your time through conversation if she can. I then sat on the bed and wanted to discuss role-play/dirty talk, guided her to sit on my lap, took her a minute just to do that as she kept spinning whilst standing. Before talking to her about the direction of the punt she had a face that can only be described like a "slapped-arse!" It was kind of difficult to even talk to her as she sat there staring at me like it was a chore. Once I set the precedent of what I wanted out the meet she giddily jumped up and said "I want to show you something!"
She went to her chest of drawers and showed me a BDSM-type toy set one of her clients had gotten her. Then she pointed out it cost somewhere in the hundreds... go figure after I got her that £1 Dairy Milk. I think most will see where I'm going with this. She showed me a few of the materials and wanted to wear the Dog Collar, didn't really ask just took it out and started to put it on. Then as we were going to the bed she started talking about how another client sent her a £500 gift! At this point I'm just thinking "wtf!" Anyhow we get to the bed and as she lay on her back we start to kiss: for me the collar was awkward as I couldn't add my sensual element to the booking. It wasn't what I wanted anyway. Instructed her to take it off and she threw it to the floor and reminded me of the time I made her bark like a dog. So, naturally assumed I'd enjoy it despite me outlining what I wanted from the offset!
Earlier on when talking she had said she woke up earlier than usual. As we started to kiss she didn't smell "fresh-fresh" for the punt... I think she probably showered a few hours beforehand. The kissing was mostly tongue (DFK) her fake lips make it difficult to engage in full-on lip kissing. Then I make my way down her neck and kiss it/nibble on her ear as I'm pulling back I see her either texting/checking the time on her phone (which was close by)... very cheeky! She has a coy smile on her face and then we re-engage in DFK and I have to literally instruct her to come close for mutual touching, hugs, etc. None of which would've been done on her own accord... a tad bit lazy in fairness. Then I posture myself onto my knees and she positions herself to give me some OWO.
Got the usual dead-eye stare from Paloma, even had to ask her to look up. Her blowjob skills are good but, on this occasion it really did just feel like she was going through the motions. More wanking my cock off then sucking it and I had to prompt her to go deeper and gag, etc. As it was only an hours booking decided to get the condom on and proceed with sex. Started with standing Doggy on the chair and for some reason her pussy was insanely tight. I literally had to hold/push my erect cock in and I'm very surprised she didn't feel discomfort either. Once I was in I couldn't penetrate comfortably at all her pussy was as tight as a vice and drier than the Sahara Desert. It opened up a little/got a little moist but not nearly enough as it needed to be. After some painful penetration (for me) we switched onto the bed (Doggy) as I thought this would enable her to arch up more. When she spread herself it wasn't a pretty site as I could see her Chocolate Starfish and the very pink line to her ass crack! Fake tan/sunbeds sure do make a difference. Off-putting in its own right.
The Doggy on the bed was very much the same. Pulled her flabby-arse apart as much as I could but still no respite for my dick. I don't understand why she didn't just put some lube on! After I pulled my dick out my cock was slightly mangled (condom still in place) and she said "ooh that looks painful!" I don't know if this was intentional to reduce penetration or if she just couldn't be asked to put lube on. Then she made a cheeky comment about it "still being very hard" and I said "yeah that's because I took Viagra." Only reason I throw this into the mix is as she lay on her back, she showed me a box of Viagra one of her clients had given her for free. She sells it on the side to make a bit of pocket money as she puts it. I had enquired with her a week prior but chose to buy my own off a respected retailer. I think she was suspicious and purposely wanted to make a point.
Now onto missionary and before I go inside her, her pussy looked good I gave it slight kiss/lick but, the thought of her arse crack/chocolate starfish put me off. I think she expected me to go down on her. Again once inside still very restrictive penetration and she starts talking again, only to again mention another one of her clients buying her a £500 gift! Wtf! During sex! I had to at that point say "the only thing you're gonna get off me is that bar of chocolate." Entitled or what I thought at this point and so many fucking hints! So tried missionary for a bit (just lay there with her legs open) then we switch to Cowgirl... Beforehand I suggested we change condoms (I had bought 2 of my own). As I don't like the Pasante condoms Paloma gets free from her local clinic. She kept saying no and I'll get to "why" later.
The Cowgirl sex was a washout and still very restrictive due to her tightness/dryness. Took a breather kissed for a bit and worked her pert boobs which she seemed to enjoy. But, I couldn't proceed with the sex anymore and she took the condom off, started sucking my balls/wanking my cock really quick, I then took over the wanking as she sucked my balls. She catered to my foot fetish to get me to orgasm so placed her foot/toes on my lips, her foot tasted salty and manky, not wanting to be in that position too long I eventually came. Had a clean up and with her thumb on my condom and a greedy smile on her face she asked "what about this then?" Basically whether or not I was gonna leave it with her. Of course I said I'm gonna take it back I mean ffs... you make £150 an hour... go buy your own fucking condoms! So she then marched off a little and started taking a shower in what was still classed as my time.
I found that rude as she started getting ready for her next booking in my time and just left me to it kinda thing. During her shower she blamed the state of my cock on the shower products I use at home... really lol? As I was getting ready she was talking about her break that she was gonna take, being unsure of when she'd be working again. I was contemplating doing my Birthday booking with her: seeing as she was my regular go-to WG and thought in regards to the current booking "everyone has an off-day here and there." So, was a little gutted she was perhaps gonna be out the picture until June. As she came back in the room she had another lingerie set on (the green one on AW), then started asking if it looked good or not. Again I really didn't care and said it looked "alright" clearly: she wanted compliments and then started telling me about how she did her photo shoot in it.
Before I was ready to leave we were discussing our next booking/her break and she basically goaded me into making a comment. I won't go into too much detail as when you frequent a WG you do share certain personal aspects of your life (both-ways). She outlined my comment "wasn't very nice!" to which I did apologise straight away and then she "acted" like she was okay with it. Funnily enough after I made my comment she charged to her door and undid all the locks as I was putting my shoes on. Clearly she wanted me out and had gotten funny with me. She then sat next to me on the bed as I was putting my shoes on and was like "it's all good, it went over my head." After making me feel like shit.
Once I was leaving we casually discussed meeting again in 2 weeks time although, for me the it felt like you could cut the tension with a knife. She put her hands around her back leaned forward, I gave her a kiss on the lips and we said our goodbyes.
Why the Double Negative?2 weeks after this meet on the 16/04/21 we met again for what was gonna be my Birthday booking alongside, seeing Paloma before her "big break." So we were gonna drink, chill and have fun: £450 was agreed for 3 hours. She was clearly still salty from the comment made a week prior. Additionally, it looked like she had just rolled out of bed: makeup was caked on, hair was tied up as a topknot (didn't look brushed) and aesthetically she just didn't look nice. Not to mention having a serious attitude problem from the moment I walked in.
We sat in the living room I laid out the money and gave her the option of carrying on with the punt. Better that she handed me my money back rather than me saying "no" and aiming for a refund. Long-story-short I wanted to set the precedent out is all, and ensure we have a good time but just wanted to outline we refrain from talking about personal matters. She was defensive, shot down everything I said and made it out like I was "having a go" at her. She handed me my money back then started prompting me to change her mind. In truth, I was just trying to her calm her down... low and behold... she starts shouting at me from the top of her lungs! Swearing, accusing me of not being happy in previous punts, I can't believe how she just "switched." I made one comment about how she was still sour about what was said the week prior, after her 20 odd comments to me, she flipped and told me "to get the fuck out we are done!"
After 40 minutes of hell she labeled it as "too much drama!" Then the cheeky-mare was even funny in handing me back the wine I had bought before I left. So it was established before I left she didn't want to see me again, at the point I just "okay" and as I left she held the door open and said "goodbye" quite vexed. Never did I think I'd see the day where a WG of her "so-called calibre" would switch like that and behave in such a disgusting manner.
In Summary:I wasn't going to do this review as didn't want my fellow punters to think because me and Paloma fell-out, I'm just being bitter and posting this on purpose. Although, after ruminating on the matter and having time to think about things/events I think it's important that others should know how I was treated (abysmally). Most of you who know my posts know I only ever contribute to the forum whenever I feel necessary (feel I add something of value). Also, my reviews are always honest since I've been a member on here and those who follow my work can vouch for that. I know after posting this: WK's, fanboys and Paloma being a member on here will have something to say also.
On 05/04/21 my review speaks for itself and I simply didn't get the service I wanted so, to me it was a waste of £150. Something to make my fellow-punters laugh: after having that painful penetration my dick was hurting for 3 days thereafter, nothing a little ibuprofen couldn't fix but still lol! 16/04/21 was atrocious and I would wish it on no punter... it felt like I was being told off by a glorified Troll Doll (just how she looked on the day)... it wasn't the Paloma I knew basically.
The Verdict: Now that I'll never be seeing her again I have nothing to lose in posting this. She clearly becomes jaded over time so once you've seen her once or twice don't bank on consistency. Clearly has a sense of entitlement and I think as many have noticed on here "a sense of double-standards." Right now she's just riding her age/looks and making money by doing the bare-minimum if she can.
On A Final Note:Foolishly after we parted ways I did make contact with her again as to try and end things as civil/decent human beings. She was having none of it and again gave me a "telling off/was just full of malice and anger." A man can only take so much and when I "told her where to go" shortly after received threats (messages) from one of her guy mates: who threatened to chop my hands off. Alongside if that wasn't enough an hour later her Rom/EE boyfriend left me a voicemail stating: he'll kill me, kill my family, fuck my life, etc... the typical Rom/EE threat from some guy who's served time in prison (she told me herself). Thought I'd add that in as it goes to show who she associates/affiliates herself with, and really is nothing but "smoke and mirrors herself."
Good luck to anyone who chooses to see her.
