Best names? Worst names?

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What's in a name? Some ot the names used by ladies do them no favours, some are terrific, some are clichés, what have you noticed?


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IZA SHUT

not a good profile but a witty name

[vorian]

Anything with 4U in the name make me cringe. Although I do enjoy the way "FlithyFuckingWhore" just trips off the tongue,  almost poetic.

[Neal69]

So?

When you call her for a booking do you say?

Hi,

Is that Filthy, Fucking or Whore?, This is Big dick from AW are you free today?

[vorian]

So?

When you call her for a booking do you say?

Hi,

Is that Filthy, Fucking or Whore?, This is Big dick from AW are you free today?

Well if she's not free you can alway try her sister "DirtyFuckingBitch"

[yorkshire123]

I hate & avoid sex/porn type names but this one made me smile.
LICKITY_CLIT

[yorkshire123]

or stretchmyasshole
The female equivalent of stretch armstrong 

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I hate & avoid sex/porn type names but this one made me smile.

or stretchmyasshole

LICKITY_CLIT

tell us the links please

[yorkshire123]

tell us the links please

Pretty pointless as they are long gone.....

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[socks]

Pretty pointless as they are long gone.....
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Fuck me! What set of bumcheeks!!!!!!!!!!! 

[Rochdull lad]

I look forward to the day when there's an AW Profile for Polly Esther.

Sorry.   

"Taxi for R L."  Again.

[Rochdull lad]

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[Ali Katt]

Btw; I've not seen External Link/Members Only so I couldn't say if she is or not.

Favourably reviewed, but probably too old for me. I saw a few of her videos, looks like an actress and I don't mean that as a compliment.

[joe diddley]

My nomination for both categories is (drum roll)

PuppyFartHoles1

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[yorkshire123]

My nomination for both categories is (drum roll)

PuppyFartHoles1

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Thats just fucking wrong 
wonder if theres a #2?

[ciscoxxx69]

Unloadinmymouth I quite like..... ........I hope she does what it says on the Tin

[threechilliman]

Thats just fucking wrong 
wonder if theres a #2?

Although in fairness, she could also go in the worst picture thread...

[SirFrank]

If I was pimping my start up bitches would be called:

The CuntofMontyFistco - fanny like a wizards sleave
Hooty McBooty - tits like two over inflated zepplins.

[vorian]

How about ChokesOnDick,  yes I know a stolen name.

[cockneybstrd]

My stable would include

Slagasturus = 60 year old GILF

Fat Fanny Batter - BBW

Miss Holloway - Courtsean who has just finished a bit of bird for glassing another chav in Yates Wine Bar

[SirFrank]

My stable would include

Slagasturus = 60 year old GILF

Fat Fanny Batter - BBW

Miss Holloway - Courtsean who has just finished a bit of bird for glassing another chav in Yates Wine Bar

  Miss Holloway also turns up with her tag around her ankle and must be back indoors between the hours of 8pm-8am or she's back doing bird for breeching her release conditions. She was also expelled from primary school at 6 for bottling the teacher, simply for spilling her milk (do they still get those little bottles of milk in school? I'm out of the game now tbh). Hair extensions, false eyelashes, false tits, hell of a fuck but mad as a box of fucking frogs

[threechilliman]

Miss Holloway also turns up with her tag around her ankle and must be back indoors between the hours of 8pm-8am or she's back doing bird for breeching her release conditions. She was also expelled from primary school at 6 for bottling the teacher, simply for spilling her milk (do they still get those little bottles of milk in school? I'm out of the game now tbh). Hair extensions, false eyelashes, false tits, hell of a fuck but mad as a box of fucking frogs

No. The Iron Lady did away with those about 30 years ago. I'm referring to Margaret Thatcher of course, but it could also be a WG name - maybe it was, who knows. Has anyone done a review? HP perhaps??

[cockneybstrd]

Miss Holloway also turns up with her tag around her ankle and must be back indoors between the hours of 8pm-8am or she's back doing bird for breeching her release conditions. She was also expelled from primary school at 6 for bottling the teacher, simply for spilling her milk (do they still get those little bottles of milk in school? I'm out of the game now tbh). Hair extensions, false eyelashes, false tits, hell of a fuck but mad as a box of fucking frogs

Thats my girl frank you want a booking do let us know. Hand down your trousers as soon as your in the door not cos she likes you but she is trying to find where you debit card is so she can get cloned or nick it or both !

[cockneybstrd]

No. The Iron Lady did away with those about 30 years ago. I'm referring to Margaret Thatcher of course, but it could also be a WG name - maybe it was, who knows. Has anyone done a review? HP perhaps??

There was a pro$$ie on AW a couple of years on AW called the IronLady. She was an early 20's essex girl who loved thatcher after seeing that film, I saw her was quite cute dont think she got it when I came in her mouth and shouted out this is for Arthur and Trade Union Movement.

[joe diddley]

I think we have a new front runner.

Sheila Blige. (geddit?)

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[socks]

I think we have a new front runner.

Sheila Blige. (geddit?)

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At £150 min, outcalls only, for a size 16, I'd expect nothing else!!!!

Great name though, well done her.

[superchamp]

Here's a couple that I doubt would have any takers

Punter's Munter and Romany Skank - met a few though 

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Here's a couple that I doubt would have any takers

Punter's Munter and Romany Skank - met a few though 

links please?!

[yorkshire123]

dickmyduck 

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another one long gone

[Rochdull lad]

Here's a couple that I doubt would have any takers

Punter's Munter and Romany Skank - met a few though 

They both sound like they should be running in tonight's meeting at Kempton.

[JR]

I look forward to the day when there's an AW Profile for Polly Esther.

Sorry.   

"Taxi for R L."  Again.

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Or am I being obtuse?

[SamLP]

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Imagine the phone call..

[myothernameis]

How do you pronounce this one.....................zephorakhan 

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She doesn't do bareback, by the way

FYI I DONT DO BAREBACK. Chlamydia is not sexy. Imagine, if i did bb with everyone who asked..eww. Why would you want to sleep with someone like that?

£250  a hour

Girl next door.

Comfortable debating the meaning of life with you, existentialism, Palestine...
I am abit picky about who I meet for particular reasons.
I can host.

If you want cheap, you can get cheap on this site- but not from me.

Just as you wouldnt try and discount at an expensive restaurant or boutique. Besides, you probably spend more on dinners and nights out.. Life is for living.

Contact me if only the best will do.

 

[Bitofluff]

I remember seeing a rather nice looking profile but her name was Gertrude instant boner killer

[helmsdale]

They both sound like they should be running in tonight's meeting at Kempton.

Two real racehorse names that slipped past the censor; Muff Diver and Mary Hinge.

[Roth]

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PizzaHut Tops25 

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SwetyBelly25

I wonder if she meant Sweaty Betty?
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