HELLEN SEXY GIRL -
External Link/Members OnlyI've never walked away from a punt after handing over the cash before I've finished, so this was a first, my worst experience yet.
Meeting happened today - after watching the dross that was the Arsenal-Villareal game, I decided to look for some actual entertainment and decided to take a punt. Hellen said she was able to meet this evening for a short 15-minute booking.
Comms: Replied at short notice and all comms were done by text, responses were prompt. Though she clearly hadn't read what I had requested as she got my request wrong and didn't realise I wanted OWO until I handed over the money.
Location: Crawley Town Centre
Looks: Photos are accurate, she does have a nice body, curvy and typical Brazilian. Probably a little older than 29. Hygiene leaves something to be desired (see below).
Service: Absolutely terrible. I had asked for a short 15-minute OWO-only booking. When I arrive she leads me into the bedroom and we sort out the formalities. She takes the money and leaves the room for a few minutes and tells me to undress, so I wait for a while for her to come back. She then comes back and goes into the en-suite to go to the bathroom, I wait a little longer. She then comes out and takes a phone call and leaves the room again, I'm already getting a little annoyed at this point.
Finally, we get down to business. I had just showered but regardless she pulls out wet wipes and with absolutely no regard to my cock she painfully, with no warmup, just starts grabbing at it and pulling the foreskin far too far back and properly squeezing to wipe it - ouch
OWO was mediocre and lacklustre and lasts for maybe a minute at most before she's reaching for a condom, I go to stop her because I was only looking for OWO, but because she's not any good at it, I figure actually a quick pump & dump might be better. She starts riding me and to be fair has a cracking pair of tits but this only lasts a minute or two before she's asking to change positions. So I go to take her from behind but every few pumps I'm getting a whiff of unpleasant smell so it's all I can think about and there's no way I'm going to finish like that.
So I decide to just stop and ask for a handjob to finish off, she's reminding me I haven't got long - it's like she's never handled a cock in her life... No lube and an absolute vice-grip, it was so painful.
So I tell her to stop and get up and she asks if I'm nervous and I respond
"no that was just terrible" and she keeps on making excuses to blame me like "
I think you were nervous" and
"I think you need to book more time next time". Not impressed - I wasn't in the mood for arguing so just got dressed and got out of there.
Came straight back to post a negative review to warn others off - avoid! I wish I had
Price: £70 (£50 + £20 for the OWO I was conned out) of for 15 minutes
Would I return: Absolutely not
