External Link/Members OnlyI've been to this place 7 times now and seen 5 different women. All previous ones have been great but this was anything but.
Been meaning to return since lockdown ended so had a look on their website and saw that Holly, Sian and Amy were working. Went with Holly based her extensive likes list. And I've already seen Amy and wanted someone new.
COMMS - Before I chose Holly I did call and ask if I could meet her and Sian when I got there but was told no because of covid?! Holly it is then. Booked an hour for later that day.
LOCATION - On a busy main road 10 mins from train station. There is a back entrance that is more discreet. Rooms there are pretty good. Bed, shower, full length mirror and a TV with porn on.
GIRL - After a quick shower I waited in room..... and then did some more waiting! After about 10 mins she came in and wasn't bowled over. Not ugly but not attractive either. Said she was 20. Not fat but has a lot of baby damage: excess skin around belly, arse and hips. Saggy tits too. And a few marks around her fanny. There is a pic on their website but has about as much resemblance to her as it does to Morgan fucking Freeman.
THE FUCKING - I asked about some of the likes on her profile like rimming (giving) and water sports(receiving) but said no to both.
She then told me it was £10 for OWO that I expected. But then said it was another £10 if I wanted to give her oral. Never known that before at this place. She tried telling me they have a price list and that's how much it is.
What a load of bollocks. The few others I've seen there have charged slightly different for certain things so I know she was full of shit.
I decided to have some OWO for starters. It was crap, and she kept stopping and using her hand until I told her to carry on.
Bagged up and fucked her in missionary for a bit until she buggered of to the toilet!
She came back, pulled the condom off and started wanking me off with all the enthusiasm of a lavatory cleaner.
Fuck this I thought. Got her to suck me off some more until I shot my load all over her face that I paid another £20 for like a twat.
2 mins later the door knocked telling me my time was up. I got dressed and looked at my phone and I'd only been in there 45 minutes!!
And that includes her being 10 mins late coming into the room.
I was gonna protest but was too fucked off and just wanted out of there.
Dunno if I'll ever go back there after this which is a shame as all the other punts I've had there were great and there is one there that I really wanna see (Elise.)
Sure as hell won't see her again.
Her overall attitude was very much like the "computer says no" character from Little Britain.
Only with less sex appeal.
Rant over. I've probably missed something relevant here. So let me know if I have.
