Have seen MeiMei's advert on gumtree from time to time: "Oriental massage in Brandon"
External Link/Members Onlyso decided to give it a go.
Comm's by text were good, think I was texting the boss lady. Quickly established FS was on offer. I wanted CIM but was told only OWO but not to completion, £100 for an hour.
Location was good. Parked in Brandon's Aldi car park which is just off High St, then less than 2 minute walk to flat above one of the High St shops. Texts stressed need to keep quiet to avoid disturbing neighbours, so I left my trumpet and the banner saying: "Here To See A Whore" in the car.
The boss lady let me in then ushered me into a side room asking me to sit quietly while last customer shown out - makes you feel a million dollars.
Then upstairs to meet youngish (below 30? I'm hopeless on ages) Asian girl who was already in underwear. Gave money to the boss lady who then went off. Clothes off and onto the bed face down while the girl (name was Tika or Kika ) did a strange sort of kneading massage - it wasn't unpleasant but went on for too long and seemed a bit random. Got a few reach-unders but nothing v. stimulating.
Having got bored of the massage I turned over and thought I'd try and get in the mood by going down on her. Nice looking and tasty pussy, unshaven which I like, but apparently not connected to the rest of her body! Although she got wet n creamy she just lay there immobile and expressionless (forgot to say she kept a mask on throughout).
Gave up on that and lay on my back for her to massage my cock, which was showing no sign of life. She simply rubbed away at it, no finesse or real stimulation. When I suggested the OWO she said it wasn't on offer. I should've walked then, but thought might as well hang on for some sort of ending so the mechanical rubbing continued - she even complained her shoulder was getting tired!
Ever the gentleman I suggested tossing over her tits (small but with very pert nipples) but apparently she doesn't like cum on her body.
So back to her rubbing away and me struggling to keep hard. She obviously wanted to finish, though we were barely 40 minutes through. I managed to summon up enough memories of other encounters to manage a weak climax then got out as fast as poss.
So the negatives were: bit of a production line; uninterested girl, no technique and poor English that stopped any conversation getting going.
I guess if you're of an age or disposition where you're happy to roll up and fuck some young flesh then it could be reasonable VFM. That's not for me nowadays.
The most gutting thing of all was that I gave up the chance to visit Sexy Cleo in Kings Lynn again, who's got several favourable write-ups on here and deservedly so. Brandon was a more convenient location for me but I should have spent the extra 30 minutes in car.
I'd often wondered about MeiMei but for me she's a NoNo.
