Author Topic: TS Frankie Hollywood - Southfields  (Read 2549 times)

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Already reviewed by another punter, my experience was quite similar.

Not often there's a punt within easy reach of my home, so I thought I'd give it a go.

Comms: Didn't answer Whatsapp message. Called the number (using Whatsapp) and was asked to redial on normal phone.  a rather camp guy made the arrangements. I booked half an hour for £80.

Location: somewhat scruffy terraced house in a normal residential street near Southields tube. Unfortunately I had been told there was parking but it is restricted at lunchtime - so I wasted qute a lot of time trying to find a parking spot. There is at least one other person in the house if this bothers you. It is NOT a 'swnaky flat'. Her room is an absolute tip and she had to 'make' the bed before we landed on it.

Girl - It's her in the photos, probably photoshopped but more importantly, having made an effort to look good - make up etc. I'd asked her to dress up but the message hadn;t go through.  Mid height - 5'9" say, not overweight, OK face.  Pictures make her look 'whiter' than she is - it's Brazilian thing I think, there is higher status in being a white chica. Friendly and willing.  I felt that soap doesn't play much of a part in her life. Not appallingly smelly but a bit stale - in contrast to some girls who smell intoxicatingly fresh and sexy.

Punt - we got down to it quickly, she had condoms at the ready so none of the BB nonsense. She has a decent body, shapely bolt ons, Brzilian arse but not ridiculusly big. She got hard, I got hard. Lots of kissing and eye contact.  She ws doing her best, I topped in mish and it was over, quick and mechanical. I can't put my finger on why - she wanted to please.

I showered  - no gel, bath mat sodden but a clean towel was provided.

I was away in 25 minutes.  It wasn't terrible, I've definitely had worse but it was not really fun at all. I wouldn't go back.

Neutral in that she was eager to please and there were no absolute horrors but just hard to recommend.


Offline Buntings

Thanks for the review. 
I was tempted when she was in Watford because I quite fancied her from her pics, and 30mins is reasonable, but didn't get round to it in the end.

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Offline Buntings

Sadly, I'm of an age where I get the reference 😭

But reading your review again op, it doesn't sound all that bad.  Pretty enough, nice body, gets hard, lots of kissing and tries to please.  Was it mainly the magic chemistry factor that was missing?

Offline fuckmepink

you're right, just no chemistry and the fact that the place was such a mess, it just killed the excitement. Not a negative because I think she wants to please and no BB, no drugs etc


Offline Xtro

you're right, just no chemistry and the fact that the place was such a mess, it just killed the excitement. Not a negative because I think she wants to please and no BB, no drugs etc

A dream of a girl..... I'm in love.   :rose:   :wacko: 

Offline pa5151

Going to absolute shithole places really can put a damper on things. Especially find the toilets of some girls are absolutely revolting really puts you off the mood. Edit: maybe I commented on the wrong thread lol.
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I did a quick video call with her to check the goods before booking. Arranged through the maid for £25. I was very glad I did. Next to no English, was in bed and not made up, quite hairy - cock and ass. Not just a day or two’s growth. I’d say 2 weeks worth. I got the impression of someone who wasn’t clean or took much care in her appearance and quickly concluded I wouldn’t progress to a punt and finished the call.