External Link/Members OnlyThe "spa" is a cabin in the middle of an industrial estate. The facilities are awful and disgusting. The showers and lockers are in the front entrance so everyone walks into each other.
Summer came to get me from the lockers and I should've run straight away. The "25" year old is definitely late 40s, early 50s. And her size 8 body is a size 12/14. She had awful orange long fake nails, which sent alarm bells as to how she was going to massage me. Awful orange fake tan, bleeched "blonde" hair. Face only a mother could love.
I got into the room and before she even shut the door she asked me in her loud pitched voice "So hun what extras are you having" I only wanted hand relief after seeing her face
I said this and her whole domineer changed. She was pissed she wasnt getting any more money. She told me it would be £30!! for Hand relief!! She then walked me to the locker to go get the money. All on my time.
She kept her clothes on , even though I paid for an hour nude body to body massage. She said clothes only come off for full service. To be honest by this point I didn't care because her tummy was bulging out of her negligee so I didnt want to see her naked anyway.
She gave me an awful massage, light touching, poking my balls and then tried wanking me off. I took over and did it myself. She then passed me some tissues and ushered me out of the room. I went to shower, and when i got in the car I looked at the time and I had only been in the place for 40 minutes. So thats two showers (before and after), her chatting shit for 5 minutes and the walking to the locker. So my one hour nude massage was around 25 minutes and it was fully clothed. AVOID her at all costs.
