Author Topic: Mi Mi Thai Massage South Shields - Legit review  (Read 2575 times)

Offline MasterBatesAgain

Occurred in the last couple of weeks.  I was working in South Shields and spotted the place a day earlier.  Can’t find any URL link for this place.  But she advertises on FB , that’s were I found her number.

Comms: Texted on morning for an afternoon booking. Immediate response.

Price: £40 for 1 hour

Location: Nook shops South Shields, upstairs shop. Very busy area and not very discrete at all.  Parking a pain it being such a busy area, but free.

Looks: Small Thai woman. Would say Late 40s.  Thought she had a very hard looking face. Ladyboy’ish looking. Personally I didn’t find her attractive at all.

Massage: Standard massage table. Paper covered but not the area where you put your face. I was thinking this is not covid hygienic but didn’t say anything as already had my 2 Jabs. In hindsight I should have asked her to cover the area. She told me to strip off entirely, thought that was a good sign of things to come. Wrong. The massage itself was very poor. She just didn’t seem bothered. Hardly any chat.  She seemed downright miserable to be honest. One handed at times as she was texting.Not a hint of CC swipes or accidental ball/cock touches. On the turn same , very perfunctory poor massage. 5 mins to go I asked about HE and got a “you come here for massage not HE” shouted at me. Wiped me down with towel then left room.  Didn’t come back so I left. Could see she was in a room/kitchen sitting down as I passed to go down the stairs.

In summary a very poor totally LEGIT massage.

Would I return NO. Would I recommend DEFINITELY NOT. 

Think I will stick with Sawadee in the future.

Offline scutty brown

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didn't look very hard for that weblink, did you?

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as a rule, any thai parlour that closes at 6pm is going to be legit

Offline waynekerr600

She's been discussed on here before as being legit. She was ok when she first started but there was a review on here where the author claimed to get extras against the flow of opinion. She was miserable as fuck after that and I never went back.

Offline Disco dave

She's been discussed on here before as being legit. She was ok when she first started but there was a review on here where the author claimed to get extras against the flow of opinion. She was miserable as fuck after that and I never went back.

Yeah she hasnt been the same since that info was said about the place. Shame as first time i saw her she was bubbly and a good massage, abit flirty but always a legit massage. Since then her attitude has been abit off, likely due to getting asked for a handjob 6 times a day.

Offline waynekerr600

Yeah she hasnt been the same since that info was said about the place. Shame as first time i saw her she was bubbly and a good massage, abit flirty but always a legit massage. Since then her attitude has been abit off, likely due to getting asked for a handjob 6 times a day.

Exactly what I found. I only saw her once after that review and have never gone back since.

Did you ever see the other lady working there (not the Philippino one- the one that looked like odd-job?)
« Last Edit: May 03, 2021, 06:02:45 pm by waynekerr600 »

Offline Disco dave

Exactly what I found. I only saw her once after that review and have never gone back since.

Did you ever see the other lady working there (not the Philippino one- the one that looked like odd-job?)

No never saw her, did you? Kinda intrigued for all the wrong reasons  :lol:

Offline waynekerr600

No never saw her, did you? Kinda intrigued for all the wrong reasons  :lol:

I saw her- literally.

When she came in I made it clear I had booked MiMi and insisted that Mimi did the massage. That was a mistake too  :thumbsdown:

Offline Disco dave

I saw her- literally.

When she came in I made it clear I had booked MiMi and insisted that Mimi did the massage. That was a mistake too  :thumbsdown:

Shame mate, dollars down the drain.


Offline datwabbit

Thanks for this. Looking around so good to know.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2021, 03:02:04 pm by datwabbit »

Offline TomPI

Is this the on the keeps posting lol sorts of weird videos on another social media platform , from being in the gym to punting her house ?