Back again with another review. Thought it would be nice to have a nice post lockdown massage and I'll be honest, from reading reviews about this place I was disappointed! (Again actually...maybe my standards are too high
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I paid £25 for a 30 min massage, with £30 for 'body to body'
External Link/Members OnlyArranging the meetTexted a number which is not shown on the advert, but is displayed on the shop front. Although they were busy it was easy enough to book myself in.
LocationOn a main road close to Northampton town centre. Not a whole lot of parking options however there are paid spots around 5 mins away. If you are worried about being seen or a entrance being too exposed you may find this uncomfortable.
The girlThe reason I put the name in question marks is because I'm not exactly sure this was the girl I saw, however from the photos on the treatwell page I'm about 80% sure. She was probably around late 40s and quite large, larger than I expected. To be quite honest the 3 inside the shop when I arrived we're all quite large contrary to the photos on the website. Perhaps multiple lockdowns have taken their toll? Anyways, largish breasts but quite a large tummy. Not very attractive in my opinion.
What I gotA pretty much non existent massage as it was very teasing from the off, followed by a decent HJ and a semblance of a B2B.
What happenedI had read people experiences of this place on this site, so I was quite excited to break my long punting absence here. I arrived at my designated time, and was quickly lead upstairs after paying by ?Sunny? and left in the room to strip down.
I was very underwhelmed by the state of the place. The massage room itself seemed dirty and old, with a simple floor mattress type thing for a bed. It was quite uncomfortable, and from my experiences in massage Parlours was very much sub par.
?Sunny? returned and began the message straight away. It was a teasing variety almost straight away, with lots of reach unders and CC swipes. I'm the kind of guy who likes a bit of massage as well as the sensual aspects, so for me it was quite disappointing. I also find that when this starts early it probably means that the entire ordeal will finish to early, as I found out.
After around 10-15 mins in she had me turn over, when the question was the breached of extras. Bearing in mind I was very turned on at this moment, I decided against my better judgement to have a B2B with her as well as a HJ, and so she stripped off after I negotiated to £30.
(Side note: she began at £60 for a B2B, I was shocked! I can only imagine that the reason she is offering this is because people are paying, so please fellas negotiate
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The actual b2b portion was pretty much non existent. She was basically just naked, and let my touch her and suck on her bullet nipples. To be honest I really hate this low effort I've started to see so often. Just don't call it B2B anymore because it really isn't!
She quickly started on my HJ which was pretty good, and I ended up finishing pretty quickly. She then quickly redressed and told me the massage was over, and left the room. On checking my watch while I was changing I was quite appalled to see it had only been 20 mins! I was not happy at this point, so I quickly paid up and left.
in conclusionI'm probably being quite generous with a neutral here, but I've just had much worse
. Nothing irks me more than having my hard earned money wasted on a massage in which I don't get my full time, and that the extras are not as advertised. For that reason I'd probably give this place a miss. Its possible that due to the busy nature of post lockdown I did not experience the norm, however I feel this is no excuse.
