British blokes shacked up with oriental birds, do they know/suspect?

[sparkus]

"Bye darling, have a good day at the beauty salon."

[LLPunting]

Proportion of these relationships that started in a parlour or agency flat?

[sparkus]

Proportion of these relationships that started in a parlour or agency flat?

Good question. 

Mate's brother has a wife from HK (short, a little curvy, cute) and when I asked (genuinely curious) how they met I didn't really get much of a response.  The family now don't speak to her as she neglects the kid and spends all his money on handbags.

[winkywanky]

"Bye darling, have a good day at the beauty salon."

 

I suspect LLP is correct. Many such relationships will probably have originated in such an establishment, unless they were 'off the internet'?

[sparkus]

 

I suspect LLP is correct. Many such relationships will probably have originated in such an establishment, unless they were 'off the internet'?

I've matched with a few Asians online and they usually do give their occupation as 'Beauty salon'.  Nothing progressed due to my lack of interest in their lack of looks or their lack of English.

[pgpgpgpg]

Seen different setups over the years.

Husband/Partner:
a) clueless and no idea the wife is raking it in (plenty)
b) aware and unhappy but won't/can't do anything about it (1)
c) aware and ok - money coming in (1)
d) aware and happy - cuckold (a few)

Obvious Thai/Chinese bride setups as well as normal relationships where they've met in the UK and wife is independent.
One couple met at a swinging club she was a very successful financial trader and did massage as part of the cuckold lifestyle.

Minority are definitely not the stereotype....and probably more are divorced than married from my experience.

[winkywanky]

I've matched with a few Asians online and they usually do give their occupation as 'Beauty salon'.  Nothing progressed due to my lack of interest in their lack of looks or their lack of English.

You might have got a couple of free massages out of it, no? But the lack of English is a no-no. You need to be able to talk properly with a girl too.

[mr.bluesky]

You might have got a couple of free massages out of it, no? But the lack of English is a no-no. You need to be able to talk properly with a girl too.

I bet they all know " I love you long time" 

[sparkus]

You might have got a couple of free massages out of it, no? But the lack of English is a no-no. You need to be able to talk properly with a girl too.

The one that sticks in my mind looked ancient but said she was 40
Not only that but several of her pics were churchy stuff, so even you were desperate you'd not be porking her.
I just decided to take the piss and mentioned her job and asked if she could give me a massage on the date.
I got back a weird garbled point blank refusal but she did persist with wanting a date (passport?)

[lillythesavage]

The one that sticks in my mind looked ancient but said she was 40
Not only that but several of her pics were churchy stuff, so even you were desperate you'd not be porking her.
I just decided to take the piss and mentioned her job and asked if she could give me a massage on the date.
I got back a weird garbled point blank refusal but she did persist with wanting a date (passport?)

It is not only Oriental salons that sex happens, my wife was 24 when we met, bi, and worked in a Beauty Salon in an area you know well @Sparkus.
Mainly Jewish female clientele, not for money though, but the tips were good and the story relayed fucking horny. The staff when alone and quiet would have fun together too.

[Chorley]

Thai women in particular are randy AF in my experience. Every one I've ever met, even if I haven't fancied them have tried it on.  You'd think the authorities had put viagra in the drinking water over there   

[sparkus]

It is not only Oriental salons that sex happens, my wife was 24 when we met, bi, and worked in a Beauty Salon in an area you know well @Sparkus.
Mainly Jewish female clientele, not for money though, but the tips were good and the story relayed fucking horny. The staff when alone and quiet would have fun together too.

I've only heard a smattering of stories of FF massage, one from a civvy and one from an SP, who both paid for it.  I did almost walk in on one woman being brought to climax by a Chinese SP too.

[sparkus]

Thai women in particular are randy AF in my experience. Every one I've ever met, even if I haven't fancied them have tried it on.  You'd think the authorities had put viagra in the drinking water over there   

When River Kwai first opened I resolved to visit and try but the SP was ancient.  I felt obligated under the circs to let her HJ me for 20 quid and it was OK.  Got dressed, no chit-chat and on the way out she pulled my arm and started kissing me, was weird as fuck.

Another time, I literally begged an older one there to give me access to her massive chebs, she was really unsure about it but relented.  Again, on the way out pinned me against the wall and gave me a full on deep snog.

[Itzmurph]

I had a stint over in Thailand some years back and heard from the expats down the bar I hung out some right stories.
Unsurprisingly I’d say to many on here, you had a hell of a lot of guys from UK, Australia, America etc who would go there on holidays, meet these extremely sweet natured girls and believe it really was love and she was only taking her 2000 baht for that evening because she was just making ends meet until she met Mr Right.

So then they’d go home and be sending money over so she “stayed a good girl” but as a few of them got me to translate texts for them to send their boyfriends (notice plural), well they had a few guys on the trot and made a very good living….. plus they’d still work bar on top.

Now I’m not wanting to pee on anyone’s bonfire here and apologies if this is insulting anyone but I wonder how many of the Thai ladies came to be in the UK. You need a reason to get an entry visa and most seem to have originally came to join a husband. So…… how did they meet again? Shouldn’t be surprised if she’s pulling todgers for extra cash haha

[martini2429]

I bet they all know " I love you long time" 

 

 

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[sparkus]

I had a stint over in Thailand some years back and heard from the expats down the bar I hung out some right stories.
Unsurprisingly I’d say to many on here, you had a hell of a lot of guys from UK, Australia, America etc who would go there on holidays, meet these extremely sweet natured girls and believe it really was love and she was only taking her 2000 baht for that evening because she was just making ends meet until she met Mr Right.

So then they’d go home and be sending money over so she “stayed a good girl” but as a few of them got me to translate texts for them to send their boyfriends (notice plural), well they had a few guys on the trot and made a very good living….. plus they’d still work bar on top.

Now I’m not wanting to pee on anyone’s bonfire here and apologies if this is insulting anyone but I wonder how many of the Thai ladies came to be in the UK. You need a reason to get an entry visa and most seem to have originally came to join a husband. So…… how did they meet again? Shouldn’t be surprised if she’s pulling todgers for extra cash haha

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[RogerBoner]

My Thai civvie lover was originally a bargirl who worked in Phuket and Bangkok. She has divorced two Farangs and is now living with another one, they are in love. She is super sexy and believes that she's beautiful. She loves to party hard and reminisces about her bargirl motorbike riding youth. When she found out that I'd secretly visited Thailand in 2019, far from being angry, she stated that I was the same as her and upped the sexual performance to a higher level.

Her boyfriend is younger than her and good looking. He wouldn't suspect that she would ever stray as he regards himself a catch. So the answer is that every Thai that's in a relationship is only in it for the money, for themselves and for the family debts back home. They really enjoy sex and can't be faithful. I have developed feeling for a Thai prossie in the past but this one has taught me that Thais are sweet natured but not good wife material. If it wasn't me she'd be unfaithful with someone else.

[blend57]

The thing that always gets me are the western men who think oriental woman are quiet, demure and submissive. They believe that if they marry one they will have a sweet, supportive, obedient wife who will look after them and do their cooking and cleaning.

Every man I have met who has married an oriental woman is either divorced and suffering from PTSD or are still married, drinkers and constantly walk on egg shells when it comes to their wife.

[teddyking]

My Thai civvie lover was originally a bargirl who worked in Phuket and Bangkok. She has divorced two Farangs and is now living with another one, they are in love. She is super sexy and believes that she's beautiful. She loves to party hard and reminisces about her bargirl motorbike riding youth. When she found out that I'd secretly visited Thailand in 2019, far from being angry, she stated that I was the same as her and upped the sexual performance to a higher level.

Her boyfriend is younger than her and good looking. He wouldn't suspect that she would ever stray as he regards himself a catch. So the answer is that every Thai that's in a relationship is only in it for the money, for themselves and for the family debts back home. They really enjoy sex and can't be faithful. I have developed feeling for a Thai prossie in the past but this one has taught me that Thais are sweet natured but not good wife material. If it wasn't me she'd be unfaithful with someone else.

Too true, something about the sweet natured “pro-femininity” that Thai girls have that is such a turn on

[winkywanky]

My Thai civvie lover was originally a bargirl who worked in Phuket and Bangkok. She has divorced two Farangs and is now living with another one, they are in love. She is super sexy and believes that she's beautiful. She loves to party hard and reminisces about her bargirl motorbike riding youth. When she found out that I'd secretly visited Thailand in 2019, far from being angry, she stated that I was the same as her and upped the sexual performance to a higher level.

Her boyfriend is younger than her and good looking. He wouldn't suspect that she would ever stray as he regards himself a catch. So the answer is that every Thai that's in a relationship is only in it for the money, for themselves and for the family debts back home. They really enjoy sex and can't be faithful. I have developed feeling for a Thai prossie in the past but this one has taught me that Thais are sweet natured but not good wife material. If it wasn't me she'd be unfaithful with someone else.

Wow, that's a lot of firsthand experience in there, as well as a lot of admission on your part! 

[SamOmar]

My Thai civvie lover was originally a bargirl who worked in Phuket and Bangkok. She has divorced two Farangs and is now living with another one, they are in love. She is super sexy and believes that she's beautiful. She loves to party hard and reminisces about her bargirl motorbike riding youth. When she found out that I'd secretly visited Thailand in 2019, far from being angry, she stated that I was the same as her and upped the sexual performance to a higher level.

Her boyfriend is younger than her and good looking. He wouldn't suspect that she would ever stray as he regards himself a catch. So the answer is that every Thai that's in a relationship is only in it for the money, for themselves and for the family debts back home. They really enjoy sex and can't be faithful. I have developed feeling for a Thai prossie in the past but this one has taught me that Thais are sweet natured but not good wife material. If it wasn't me she'd be unfaithful with someone else.

I would disagree that they are not good wife material and unfaithful. I've had a quite a few Thai GFs / sex buddies and whilst a couple of them were with for mutual benefit 1 WG and 1 working in a hotel were very devoted. It all depends on the individual, I have never had lots of money / looks but just being around them they've liked my personality.

[hungrypunt]

A Vietnamese girl came for an interview at our place last week, I was dreading knowing her 

[LLPunting]

The thing that always gets me are the western men who think oriental woman are quiet, demure and submissive. They believe that if they marry one they will have a sweet, supportive, obedient wife who will look after them and do their cooking and cleaning.

Every man I have met who has married an oriental woman is either divorced and suffering from PTSD or are still married, drinkers and constantly walk on egg shells when it comes to their wife.

Tiger mammas.  Just like all felines, the females are very cunning, ferocious and wickedly enchanting.

[LLPunting]

I would disagree that they are not good wife material and unfaithful. I've had a quite a few Thai GFs / sex buddies and whilst a couple of them were with for mutual benefit 1 WG and 1 working in a hotel were very devoted. It all depends on the individual, I have never had lots of money / looks but just being around them they've liked my personality.

Agree, particularly in this post-globalisation world, Asian women, whether raised "back home" or in a Western nation are just as varied as any non-Asian for psychological stability and suitability for a relationship.  They may stake claim to all the cutesy, submissive, girlishness that has been driving the memes for the last few years but they aren't all pushovers nor are they all gold-diggers.  Examples of all types amongst friends, friends' sisters, friends' mothers, friends and relatives' partners, regular SPs in agencies, parlours and indies, FBs and dating.

[sparkus]

A Vietnamese girl came for an interview at our place last week, I was dreading knowing her 

The same with my nephew's "new Chinese girlfriend", though fortunately it was doubtful anyone would ever employ her on that basis.

I once heard, mentioned on here before, that a Chinese SP's husband had turned up to her place of work (a London massage shop) and assaulted a customer in reception when he found out what she was doing for a living.

[pgpgpgpg]

Every man I have met who has married an oriental woman is either divorced and suffering from PTSD or are still married, drinkers and constantly walk on egg shells when it comes to their wife.

Sounds rather like the effect of my last English girlfriend.

Drove me to Thai girls for an easy life.

[Blackpool Rock]

A Vietnamese girl came for an interview at our place last week, I was dreading knowing her 

She probably wouldn't have recognised you, apparently us Europeans all look the same   

[allross]

A few years ago I visited Tip Thai in Leicester and there was a bloke in a car parked outside. Didn't think anything of it as a busy road. Went in and was assigned a Chinese lady and went upstairs for the massage. Didn't think much of the massage and when offered HE I declined in case it was as lackluster as the massage. Got dressed and came back down, said good bye to the Chinese lady and exited.

As I walked out of the shop I heard a voice shouting 'oi I want to talk to you!' . I ignored it and walked around the corner as I heard somebody shouting stop. As I walked round the corner I heard somebody running after me and then somebody grab me. It was the guy from the car who asked me if I had had a HE. He said has the husband of the Chinese lady and he had issues with her offering HE in the past- although he didn't mind if had had it! I was pretty pissed off at this point and said I hadn't, didn't mention it had been offered and suggested he didn't chase after people on the street with his marital issues. Never been back to Tip.

So I guess they know, or at least suspect.

[catweazle]

I find it incredible that any western guy, married to an Asian hottie who works in a "health spa" ( or any other euphemism) really believes she isn't doing (at least) HE.

[Chorley]

I find it incredible that any western guy, married to an Asian hottie who works in a "health spa" ( or any other euphemism) really believes she isn't doing (at least) HE.

100% this.
You'd have to be completely deluded to think otherwise, surely? 

[sparkus]

I also wonder how many women have been revealed via Google and a suspicious hubby?

Bear in mind that many Chinese SPs are in the country legally via marriage and may work in London but live most of the time elsewhere with a husband.  So that limits scope for suspicion eg. if he's sat in Manchester and thinks she's covering for her mate in a nail parlour down here.

[king tarzan]

100% this.
You'd have to be completely deluded to think otherwise, surely? 

Shows the super force of a British passport and the vicious cycle of poverty.

[heisenberg.]

I think for the younger generation I'm seeing a lot more British men end up with Chinese girls. This is largely due to the fact that they met during University. For example during my Masters I was only 1 of 2 British in my class - the rest were mainly from China or India. I know of a few other students who have married their Chinese student GF shortly after graduation.

[Keema]

If your only experience of meeting 'oriental birds' is from massage parlours then you would have this view.  It is of course complete bollocks.

[Princealbert1985]

From reading this thread, it reminds me how the BBC get a lot of hate recently. They are shown to be both too woke, and anti Brexit, yet in lots of places also pro Tory and right leaning and pro Brexit (Kussenberg in with the Tories etc etc). I always find it strange that they can love the Tories and be Woke.

It's as if they are reporting the news and also holding people to account on both sides to give a fair and impartial view. Strange that eh

And all this at a time when the Tories want to break it up. You'd think that they are trying to avoid scrutiny or something

[Princealbert1985]

Wrong thread! 

[Londonpunter30]

If your only experience of meeting 'oriental birds' is from massage parlours then you would have this view.  It is of course complete bollocks.

This.

Just because people here see thia girls as escorts doesn’t mean they all are

[sparkus]

The title, said entirely as tongue in cheek/muff, seems to have touched a raw nerve.

Perhaps another helper or mod could change it to 'SPs' rather than birds.

[Straightsix]

I've been to see many a SP over the years where the 'friend' visiting for the weekend has stepped in because the intended was busy with another punter. Some of my best punts! Mesmerised by the shiny wedding band with the huge rock whilst shunting away.
Never managed to rebook any of them.

[sparkus]

I've been to see many a SP over the years where the 'friend' visiting for the weekend has stepped in because the intended was busy with another punter. Some of my best punts! Mesmerised by the shiny wedding band with the huge rock whilst shunting away.
Never managed to rebook any of them.

Finally!

[Straightsix]

Finally!

What do you mean?

[RogerBoner]

What do you mean?

They are ALL up for it. WG or nay!  In my current and ongoing experience. Noon today I was having a lie in and got a booty call now half term is over in my vicinity. It has saved me a lot of money over the past 3 years.

[sparkus]

What do you mean?

That someone else has enjoyed the carnal delights of boss lady's little helper.

[Trenlover]

hard to resist a decent oriental bird, and they do have slightly tighter passages on average.

[RAJEC]

Of course they know! 

A chap I know in a some (cannot name for discretion) capacity is likely in his late 60/early 70’s with a more mature gilf type chinky bird. She has no qualms in showing off her “assets” if you’re into that kind of thing. He doesn’t look like he can “perform” anymore  and she looks as though she has needs that need tending to. I’m certain they have an agreement of some kind between them 

[Straightsix]

Sorry, i should have mentioned the girls weren't oriental. 🤭

[lillythesavage]

I had a stint over in Thailand some years back and heard from the expats down the bar I hung out some right stories.
Unsurprisingly I’d say to many on here, you had a hell of a lot of guys from UK, Australia, America etc who would go there on holidays, meet these extremely sweet natured girls and believe it really was love and she was only taking her 2000 baht for that evening because she was just making ends meet until she met Mr Right.

So then they’d go home and be sending money over so she “stayed a good girl” but as a few of them got me to translate texts for them to send their boyfriends (notice plural), well they had a few guys on the trot and made a very good living….. plus they’d still work bar on top.

Now I’m not wanting to pee on anyone’s bonfire here and apologies if this is insulting anyone but I wonder how many of the Thai ladies came to be in the UK. You need a reason to get an entry visa and most seem to have originally came to join a husband. So…… how did they meet again? Shouldn’t be surprised if she’s pulling todgers for extra cash haha

Last time I was in Phuket we used a bar run by a Welsh couple, every night there was a quite young Manchester guy there with a stunner, all tears when he was leaving, be back soon etc, That very night another had arrived and she was there with him every night, first night I got the finger to the mouth signal not to mention the previous guy.

Back to back fortnightly booking lol.

[sparkus]

Last time I was in Phuket we used a bar run by a Welsh couple, every night there was a quite young Manchester guy there with a stunner, all tears when he was leaving, be back soon etc, That very night another had arrived and she was there with him every night, first night I got the finger to the mouth signal not to mention the previous guy.

Back to back fortnightly booking lol.

I'm surprised no one's mentioned the Asian mail order bride industry, the subject of that seriously creepy (even by his standards!) Louis Theroux documentary.

[lillythesavage]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned the Asian mail order bride industry, the subject of that seriously creepy (even by his standards!) Louis Theroux documentary.

Surely there is an app for that now

[GreyDave]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned the Asian mail order bride industry, the subject of that seriously creepy (even by his standards!) Louis Theroux documentary.

I do flat/rental refurbs (...or did till this covid knock most on head ) On of our customers (in the Hayes and Harlington area some guys out there will know them  ) a quite prosperous Father and Son business the pair off them had bad divoices and both got STUNNING THAIs  one is as hard as nails and now runs firm with Son the younger browner skined does too but not as involved...

I and the other lads that have met them have been knocked out by the polite charming nature of them But know they are as hard as nails and often they have said "we find you good cook and good bed lady for you, what shape you like? " Christ knows I am really tempted every now and again they have a few "freinds" with them before they go off to their new partners ...Nothing like that Louis T tv show ....having a small cock I have always felt great shagging Thai girls their customer service is maybe the best