Bookham in leafy Surrey - AMP - brief 4 hander

[webpunter]

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Visit just after lockdown eased earlier this month
1st visit in donkeys ages, the last one start of 2020 pre lockdown
Easing myself back into things

IMO one of better AMP venues
Bookham in leafy Surrey, think Midsomer Murder type sleepy village

Used to be in one small shop front type set up
Two rooms, one of which was by the door, with a thick curtain
Amusing getting tugged off when there was a knock on the door & some bloke making enquiries
They then moved next door
Now they have expanded operations & knocked through the wall
There's a shower for UKP'ers who need to get shot of the Johnsons
On the subject of Johnsons they use baby milk warmers.  Feels great when being annointed with lashings of it

Easy comms, capable ingrish
Enquired if TingTing [showing on the GT ad was available].  Sadly not 
The burds can be variable so figured i'd make some bollox excuse if i didn't like the options
Presented with two options - Apple & Min
Chose apple, not my best decision FFS

An hour session is 45 + 20
Hard to age chinese burds, i'd guess 40s
OK but nothing special
Usual modus operandi on front, the fun starts early so no visible time wasting.  RU's & CC's aplenty
I instigated the flip
Nothing special on the looks front but knob handling skills are excellent
Plenty of warm Johnsons frequently applied

On about 40 mins was offered upsell to kit off
The look on my face  said it all
The knob handling continued tho not with quite as much attention to detail
Their modus operandi is that if the other burd isn't busy there is the offer of 4 hands for the last 10 mins finale [£20]
I decided to go for this
In comes Min
Decent 4 hander
After about 5 mins, with 5 to go, i enquired bout having half an hour with Min
Min smiled & winked
Apple walked out with a huff & a puff 

This is where things got better, much better
A little younger, and for an AMP burd better than average
Best thing was her attitude & HJ skills
Took basic instruction very well with mucho edging
The clock was ticking down so more warm Johnsons, ready for the finale 

There she [well he] blows
An hour & 25 mins with littleWP being manipulated & edged most of the time the outcome was [if i can say so] was impressive
Min laughing in surprise says something like 'wow' & then something in mandarin
Literally translated it sounded something like 'wat da fock waz dat'
[ apparently the same was uttered by the Mayor of Hiroshima when hearing some distant rumbling  ]
I felt light headed
A little bit of basic chit chat & Min seemed pleased with her efforts & compliments from me
Got the clobber on & fucked off

Total spends 45+20  &  30+20 = 115
For an hour & a half with loads of edging IMO is GVFM
Not a lot of convo, limited language skills, suited me

[the burds will get their kit off & do extras - i've never bothered.  Not really a fan of chinese bods & hairy muffs]

Would i recommend:
Yes if you like HJs delivered with skill & attention
With no signifant outlay
A ronseal type thing

Will i revisit:
Yes, at some point
Especially when the pubs & bars fully open again
A lazy R&T session to cure the hangover horn 

Gonna focus now on AW indies, some of the other non AW massage burds referenced on here & a parlour or two

 

[advent2016]

Glad you enjoyed it. £115 seems a little steep, but if you're happy , you're happy.  I've paid more for less on occasion.
A long time ago there was a lady here who did OWO and RO one day a week - I was a regular.

[RAJEC]

Sounds quality mate!

Did you get prices for the kit off operation?

[webpunter]

The intensity ramped up with Min on the job
She properly emptied the tanks
Walking back to the motor a dull [nice] empty balls ache soon set in

2-3 years ago i've had a couple of sessions where i've coughed 20 for topless
With Lisa [enhanced]
& also TingTing [nothing in the boobage dept like tea bag tits - but off the scale @ edging]
Haven't bothered since & won't be doing so [paying 4 xtras]

Edit:  reading on here & speaking with the burds there i reck full kit off available
Plus OWO RO & even FS, depending which burd
More likely one of the munters

Sounds quality mate!

Did you get prices for the kit off operation?

[advent2016]

I haven't been since the Caveman BBQ on the corner moved. I could empty my balls and fill my stomach soon after

[SpaceRaiderDave]

I haven't been since the Caveman BBQ on the corner moved. I could empty my balls and fill my stomach soon after

There is a charcoal grill place opposite you could use but not open again until beginning of June

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[SpaceRaiderDave]

reading on here & speaking with the burds there i reck full kit off available
Plus OWO RO & even FS, depending which burd
More likely one of the munters

I've been loads of times and every girl I've met there gets their full kit off and vast majority will allow RO. Extras are a standard £20 for HE and £40 for B2B. OWO and FS are very rare.

I visiited this week and saw Ella. She probably would fit into webpunter's definition of a munter but she is one of the horniest of the girls on their rota, has big hanging tits with large nips and a great attitude. 

[webpunter]

 
I defer to your knowledge of the gaff

I do like b2b, don't we all
My preference is for tanned enhanced EE or brazilian burds
& where a bed *
Hence why i stick to +20 for HE only

I've been loads of times and every girl I've met there gets their full kit off and vast majority will allow RO. Extras are a standard £20 for HE and £40 for B2B. OWO and FS are very rare.

There is a lot to be said for the right attitude
I would pick this over looks
Finding both is far from easy, tho TM seems to track em down
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From my review in July 2015

"[she] had an uncanny resemblance to Susan Boyle chewing a wasp
So i shut my eyes and mentally went through my favourites on my HL
But the effort was there so all ok in the end & only 45 all in"
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Back then it was 25 for the hr + 20 hr

I visiited this week and saw Ella. She probably would fit into webpunter's definition of a munter but she is one of the horniest of the girls on their rota, has big hanging tits with large nips and a great attitude.

Edit:  * bookham's massage benches are particularly wide so b2b easier

[webpunter]

When i went there the grill gaff was open
Now & again i've had a post massage [& shoot] celebratory kebab

On the Leatherhead Road there is a chinese takeaway
Go up past the co-op, left onto the main road & its on the left
If i have an evening R&T session sometimes i drop in there after
So i can have a chinese & a chinese 

There is a charcoal grill place opposite you could use but not open again until beginning of June

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[whitecube]

I think Lisa has retired from working there now and seems to run it?  Her £50 half hour massage and HJ was at the top for price/performance ratio!

The quality of the massages and experiences can vary there and often ends up like you describe.  Often you end up paying £70 for a half hour HJ with B2B massage and think, should have just paid a bit extra to a proper WG and got a oral and a shag as well.

However, once in a while a girl comes into the rotation LuLu was an absolute banger, one of the few times I have ever tipped.  Blew me twice and swallowed the second load.  Sadly not been seen in a while and that place the more vanilla massage orientated seem to stay on.