Author Topic: Chinese herbal massage Tamworth  (Read 2814 times)

Offline BigLizard

External Link/Members Only

Needed to scratch an itch today and a quick search of the site led me to Chinese Herbal massage in Tamworth.

Comms:
Very good. Called up and the phone was answered promptly by a woman who spoke decent English. Agreed 1hr for £40.

The venue:
It's right across the street from Corey's sports bar in the town and easy enough to find. I'm not a local so anyone passing through would have no trouble. Not exactly busy but nor was it quiet. There's a pay and display car park opposite which I think was £1.70 for 2 hours. It's a fairly small place and as such I was forced to dance around another punter who was leaving. Little awkward but these things happen. The room itself was warm and clean but once again very small. Made no difference to me but others may not like it.

The girl:
Said her name was Me-Me (apologies if it's spelt wrong) and looked about 40-45 ish. Around 5'2 or so and in decent shape for her age. She kept her mask on throughout so didn't get a good look at her face but at a guess I'd say she wasn't unattractive. When she eventually got her kit off (details to follow) she had fairly saggy tits with big nipples. She had her pubic hair fashioned into a Brazilian but her arse was amazing! Overall around a 7/10.

The deed:
Handed over the cash and was asked to strip. At this point there had been no mention of extras and being as I'd never been here before, didn't want to ask on the phone. Was told to jump up on the bed face down. Asked if I should take my boxers off to which she giggled and said yes. Hopped up and asked for a medium pressure massage. Turned out to not be so great. Whilst there was nothing wrong as such, it felt a little mechanical and wooden. She did however give me an even massage across my entire back and legs. Can't complain but it wouldn't win any prizes.
Around 40 mins in she started with some CC swipes and gentle touches. Finally I thought, as up until now there had been no indication that anything else was on offer. Asked me to turn over and gestured to my old fella. "You want happy ending?". Asked if anything else was on offer and told that it was £20 for HE, £40 for naked. Asked about B2B and was told no. Opted for naked as I thought fuck it, why not and she stripped. As stated her tits are past their best but certainly not unpleasant. She had a bit of a pot belly and was wearing a hearing aid (didn't bother me but wanted to include all details). Very long black hair and legs as smooth as silk. Started with some gentle strokes and, although the massage hadn't been all that good, this was pretty decent to be fair. Lots of edging and attention paid. She even commented on my size. (Whether she meant it or not I don't know but it was nice to hear lol). All this time she let me touch her tits and arse but clamped her legs together in a very meaningful way when I tried to venture further. After a few minutes my old boy let rip and, to her credit, she massaged every drop out. Cleaned us both up and finished another a head massage. Bang on the hour we finished up, I got dressed and buggered off.

Summary:
A fairly mechanical but pleasant experience. I'm used to being spoiled by Sophie at Rainbiw Nature in Coventry so anything else would probably not compare. All in all I paid £80.
Would i return? Probably yes as I did hear another girl's voice in there but didn't see her my curiosity is piqued. Don't think it'll turn out to be a regular thing though.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2021, 12:30:04 am by BigLizard »

Offline Dave the man

External Link/Members Only

Needed to scratch an itch today and a quick search of the site led me to Chinese Herbal massage in Tamworth.

Comms:
Very good. Called up and the phone was answered promptly by a woman who spoke decent English. Agreed 1hr for £40.

The venue:
It's right across the street from Corey's sports bar in the town and easy enough to find. I'm not a local so anyone passing through would have no trouble. Not exactly busy but nor was it quiet. There's a pay and display car park opposite which I think was £1.70 for 2 hours. It's a fairly small place and as such I was forced to dance around another punter who was leaving. Little awkward but these things happen. The room itself was warm and clean but once again very small. Made no difference to me but others may not like it.

The girl:
Said her name was Me-Me (apologies if it's spelt wrong) and looked about 40-45 ish. Around 5'2 or so and in decent shape for her age. She kept her mask on throughout so didn't get a good look at her face but at a guess I'd say she wasn't unattractive. When she eventually got her kit off (details to follow) she had fairly saggy tits with big nipples. She had her pubic hair fashioned into a Brazilian but her arse was amazing! Overall around a 7/10.

The deed:
Handed over the cash and was asked to strip. At this point there had been no mention of extras and being as I'd never been here before, didn't want to ask on the phone. Was told to jump up on the bed face down. Asked if I should take my boxers off to which she giggled and said yes. Hopped up and asked for a medium pressure massage. Turned out to not be so great. Whilst there was nothing wrong as such, it felt a little mechanical and wooden. She did however give me an even massage across my entire back and legs. Can't complain but it wouldn't win any prizes.
Around 40 mins in she started with some CC swipes and gentle touches. Finally I thought, as up until now there had been no indication that anything else was on offer. Asked me to turn over and gestured to my old fella. "You want happy ending?". Asked if anything else was on offer and told that it was £20 for HE, £40 for naked. Asked about B2B and was told no. Opted for naked as I thought fuck it, why not and she stripped. As stated her tits are past their best but certainly not unpleasant. She had a bit of a pot belly and was wearing a hearing aid (didn't bother me but wanted to include all details). Very long black hair and legs as smooth as silk. Started with some gentle strokes and, although the massage hadn't been all that good, this was pretty decent to be fair. Lots of edging and attention paid. She even commented on my size. (Whether she meant it or not I don't know but it was nice to hear lol). All this time she let me touch her tits and arse but clamped her legs together in a very meaningful way when I tried to venture further. After a few minutes my old boy let rip and, to her credit, she massaged every drop out. Cleaned us both up and finished another a head massage. Bang on the hour we finished up, I got dressed and buggered off.

Summary:
A fairly mechanical but pleasant experience. I'm used to being spoiled by Sophie at Rainbiw Nature in Coventry so anything else would probably not compare. All in all I paid £80.
Would i return? Probably yes as I did hear another girl's voice in there but didn't see her my curiosity is piqued. Don't think it'll turn out to be a regular thing though.
I have been and found it crap - sorry.

Offline shed


Offline BigLizard

I have been and found it crap - sorry.


No need to be sorry man. If you didn't like it, you didn't like it.

Offline Tightpants

I have been and found it crap - sorry.

Instead of trying to de-rail the review why not just leave a proper review of why you thought your own experience was "crap".