One experience that has probably happened to alot of us at some point, was when I had just come a big load into WGs mouth and she coughed hard suddenly. She sprayed it all over me and the room accidentally, as she didnt see the sough coming, as it were. Might be a lesson to not get owo from someone with a cough, but as it was in winter, most options would have had the sniffles or a cough I reckon. Funny at the time as it went everywhere and even came out her nose. thank fuck she hadnt got a blocked nose with her cough.
Another I can think of, in a two hour booking, she clearly had been trying to hold in a fart. When the doggy vag action got vigorous she clearly lost the ability to hold it and let out a loud bum fart. She was incredibly embarassed. Some might be disgusted but I found it funny. It also means I worry about WGs that say indian or spicy food is their fav food. It might not be firing blanks then. Not funny at all if that happened.
A final awkward one was when I got owo from a WG that didnt do facials. I told her I shoot far, and alot, as she started the owo. Her english wasnt great but she seemed to acknowledge what I said. Sure enough, I told her I was going to come, she kept using her hand and her face was close. I was on my back an she above, so its not like I could pull away. It ended up all over her face and she got very annoyed before wiping it off. I realised what happened and explained. She said she didnt understand what I had said before and that she had assumed that I was warning that "I make it fast". I wonder what kind of WG doesnt know some of us dribble and some shoot far or anything in between.
One funny thing but not funny as a story, is the face Ava the kensington escort makes before a facial. She looks like rainman just about to be dunked to wash out shampoo in the bath, with the most unsexy pout/mouth strain I have ever seen. If you are reading this Ava, close your eyes if you dont want it to get there. it isnt my fault if it goes there in a facial when you keep your eyes open.