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Author Topic: First Not Good Appointment  (Read 3556 times)

Offline AnthG

For those thinking I am someone just too easy to please I think I definitely had my first not good appointment today.

I have saw reports from people saying similar things and just thinking this guy is probably just being too difficult to please as you can always take something good from every appointment no matter what as you are with a hot girl.

But today I saw a girl at an agency; not saying which girl or which agency as this is not the point of my post. Who I had been wanting to see for a good few weeks now.

My reason for longing to see her is she was 18 years old, totally new girl, and her stats had her down as size 12 with 32E bust; I have a thing about larger girls and I think size 12 is maybe the largest an agency will let a girl on their books go (would love that to be wrong though).

But anyway went to the door for the appointment today and the girl just had a long shirt on nothing else; unusual as its my understanding from chatting with a few other girls that the girls need to be dressed up. But she said sorry its was just as she had just got out of the shower.

I am thinking to myself that's ok it will be quicker for her to take off - I was wrong. I go into the appointment room and while undressing telling her I thought she was stunning and I had been looking forward to meeting her for a good few weeks now as her pictures looked stunning but everytime I was off work she wasn't working.

Her look on her face was a little creeped out. I am thinking ok better drop it.

So anyway I am naked and she starts kissing me still with the shirt on. After a couple of minutes or so I say is it ok if you take that off. So what does she do she takes one arm out of the shirt and keeps it on and starts kissing me again.

After another couple of minutes I say no seriously is it ok if you take this off as I want to see your gorgeous body.

So then things start to progess and I am getting the indication she does not really want to be there.

So anyway I ask if I can go down on her and she obliges and throughout the process she is slowly every now and again scootching upwards on the bed.

I am liking it so i just scootch upwards to keep doing it.

So then we stop and she offers to put a condom on but I start to losing things firm so start to chat to her. I asked her about what she likes to do and if she has issue with guys licking her bum she comes back do you mean will do Anal and she said she does but for an extra £100.

I joke I will definitely see her again with another hundred sometime then, so I ask her how about just letting a guy lick her bum. She says that's something she does in the appointment anyway but only if she feels comfortable with the guy.

I am like so do you feel comfortable with me, and I get a minor not liking me "hmm" type reply.

I am knocked for six at this so feel I need to convince her that I am just shy and I get nervous around girls and I am playing up how pretty she was and I say there no way to not feel comfortable with me.

It seemed like she was not going for it, so in this time I am lying down and she is playing with my willy with a little of her back to me so I say do you want to lie down.

She says no I am ok. Again taken aback, so I leave it for a minute and change it to, is it ok if you lie down. And she again is like, no I am ok.

So another few minutes goes by and I say again so do you want to lie down. And again no its ok. And then she was like actually is it ok if I go to the toilet as I am bursting to go.

So I say ok.

So in her away time I lie right down on the bed meaning she has no choice on her return to lie down with me.

So she comes back and lies down and I am stroking her asking about what she does again hinting I may like to try WS with her.

And I ask how long is left. And she says she does not know as she has not watch on so she asks me if I have a watch to tell her how long is left.

So I make what was an honest joke I have a watch but don't want to say how long is left to see if I can keep you longer as I am loving spending time with you.

So what does she do she says "no I have another client right after you" and jumps off the bed to go out the room to find a clock.

So she comes back a few mins later to say 10 mins is left so I am thinking I am just going to finish things off (it usually takes me 10 mins anyhow).

So I ask her to look at me which she refuses to want to do. I had to ask her about four times to look at me as it turns me on and its not attactive looking at the back of a girls head and it was like she would not for love nor money want to look at me.

I am thinking I must be repulsive or something.

So anyway I then do get excited and at the last second she jumps back on the bed hands over her body saying " no don't come on me".

I am like to myself "what??" Thinking she must think I have something seriously wrong with me.

So she then says normally i would let someone come on my breasts but...and then she runs out the room to get some baby wipes for me.

I am like to myself, but what, what is wrong with me???

So on her coming back I ask is there something wrong is she not well or something, she looks at me with absolute shock. I then ask its just as you did not want me to come onto you. Do you have a bad stomach or something.

She looks at me like I am weired. And I am feeling really, really awkward now, So I said its just as you said don't come on you.

So she said no silly its just as I have someone booked 5 mins after you and don't want to have to go into the shower again.

And I am thinking, you have made me feel like a gargoyle lepper just to not offend your next client....

So anyway on my way out I ask her it must be tiring doing the hours she does as they work like 10am to 2am shifts and she said yeah I am starving and knackered don't really want to do this today. I am like to myself, really it doesn't show..

As I say I am not leaving a bad review as she is new and don't want to be seen a complainer but this was not a good appointment so posting as a bit of a rant to get my frustations out to those who will read it.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2011, 05:22:54 PM by AnthG »


Offline Wayang

I had hoped by reading posts on here that you would not make the mistake of choosing a young bimbo - but you did.
I am certain from what I read that you were an almost perfect client but the WG was a typical example of the young inexperienced WGs that only want your money.
Despite anticipated howls of protest from some punters - try a more mature woman next time.


Offline AnthG

I am certain from what I read that you were an almost perfect client but the WG was a typical example of the young inexperienced WGs that only want your money.
But my first ever Escort was a girl called Kyrisha.

She was new, you could see she was new, and the girls confirmed she was brand new to the business when I saw her. But she went all out to make sure I had a good appointment. Seriously incredible she was.

@James, as I say I am not complaining about one girl. So will neither confirm or deny who I saw but could you remove that please as it may not even be this person who I saw and don't want anyone to google themselves.

And i also do not want to come out as a complainer as I love going to that particular agency. If that is the one I saw today. (jesus I feel like a politician with this reply)

Offline Wife4rent

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As I say I am not leaving a bad review as she is new and don't want to be seen a complainer.

And I thought that was the idea of the Forum, to share the info that you have and others can judge for themselves


Offline Strawberry

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Sounds as if she is very inexperienced.

Offline Fatbrian

I am not leaving a bad review as she is new and don't want to be seen a complainer but this was not a good appointment so posting as a bit of a rant to get my frustations out to those who will read it.

you should because hopefully she will understand that she needs to improve. Added to that if she does improve and other punter sees her, well it shows she has potential to be a good working as she has listened to advice and upped her game.

If I saw the she was trying to improve then I would go see her. If she is shit and is going to remain shit, then you should post a review so other punters don't waste their hard earned cash on a poor service provider.

Offline AnthG

And I thought that was the idea of the Forum, to share the info that you have and others can judge for themselves
Yes but my worry is if I complain about a specific person at an agency I saw I may be labelled as an awkward punter and not be treated right by the girls or excluded from going there entirely.

I obviously do not want that.

Offline Wayang

@James, as I say I am not complaining about one girl. So will neither confirm or deny who I saw but could you remove that please as it may not even be this person who I saw and don't want anyone to google themselves.

You seem to have been very fair and accurate - don't become a fluffie and start defending piss poor performance.  The whole point about UKP is that there are no restrictions on honest reporting of WGs.  If you can't stand by what you said, related or not the J999's post - don't post.
Just think - if she wrote a report about you there is no way she would retract it.

Offline Wayang

Yes but my worry is if I complain about a specific person at an agency I saw I may be labelled as an awkward punter and not be treated right by the girls or excluded from going there entirely.
I obviously do not want that.

Don't worry - there are more agencies with more WGs than you could f*ck in a lifetime.  Unless you were abusive, violent or needed a shower no agency is going to black list you.  The agency makes a lot of 33.33%s out of your and others' punting and is not going to give that money up.

It's entirely up to you AnthG whether or not you want to name the girl in question, but please remember that others will be looking at her profile & thinking about spending there hard earned on her.

Sorry to hear she was shit but sometimes it does happen.  Don't worry though, plenty more ho's to try, hope the next one's a good un  :)

Offline Matium

As I say I am not leaving a bad review as she is new and don't want to be seen a complainer but this was not a good appointment so posting as a bit of a rant to get my frustations out to those who will read it.

UK Punting is about Putting the Punter first. You should definitely name her and shame her and damn the consequences. Put this in the Bad Review section.  Men don't get a £150 as their hourly rate. Think of some other poor sap so that he doesn't get taken by this girl.

Offline Wife4rent

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Yes but my worry is if I complain about a specific person at an agency I saw I may be labelled as an awkward punter and not be treated right by the girls or excluded from going there entirely.

Not sure how they would know who you were, you post your remarks anonymously

You seem to have been very fair and accurate.

But if TK had written something so appallingly she would have had all sorts of abuse, it reads like it is a script for a chav 14 year old from Essex.

Personally I think there are a few things in your write up that do not sound quite right and whilst I do not condone WG's not giving a good service after taking the money, you mention several times where the girl does not seem at ease with you and by her constantly having her back to you is not good body language

I am not defending her I am just saying that sometimes there are two sides to a story and we only get yours, should you kiss and tell, others can comment on if they have seen her or if they do, they can post how they found her. After all, that ios the idea of "Reports"

Offline AnthG

But if TK had written something so appallingly she would have had all sorts of abuse, it reads like it is a script for a chav 14 year old from Essex.-
What? so you do not like my writing style? What is wrong with my writing style. Is it because I did not want to get graphic with the language I am using. Its my understanding from a previous post that graphic descriptions of body parts are not allowed on the forum.

Or is it the content of my appointment you did not like or its grammar or what. Its an odd insult to make and I am already feeling down due to the appointment which was the whole point of the post originally.

So thanks for kicking someone when they are already down.

Personally I think there are a few things in your write up that do not sound quite right and whilst I do not condone WG's not giving a good service after taking the money, you mention several times where the girl does not seem at ease with you and by her constantly having her back to you is not good body language
So what does not sound right and I will expand.

I know she did not seem at ease that was my point of the post. I go to appointments nervous and I was worried this may be what made her not at ease.

So what should I have done confronted her? I tried to to all I could to put her at ease. I am not brilliant with the opposite sex but I complimented her, explained to her I thought she was gorgeous and even said there is no need to be not comfortable with me or any guy she makes appointments with as she is gorgeous. Explained to her that I am just nervous and its not her so I was thinking what more could I do?

Also her back was to me as I was lying down, she stood up to get a condom and was kneeling on the bed putting it on and I was lying down she was sitting up in the direction with her back to me towards my willy to put the condom on.

I lost firmness so she was then just playing with it. And I was chatting with her. This lasted a good few mins (maybe 5 or more) of me just talking to her me lying down her sitting in the direction looking the other way at my willy while playing with it. So I felt this is not going to happen so asked her to lie down in the hope to try something else.

I genuinely do not know why she did not want to lie down. Maybe my nervousness was creeping her out. I was not nasty to her at any time if this is what you are thinking.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2011, 07:39:26 PM by AnthG »

Offline smiths

Yes but my worry is if I complain about a specific person at an agency I saw I may be labelled as an awkward punter and not be treated right by the girls or excluded from going there entirely.

I obviously do not want that.

If you didnt get what you expected and was agreed you shouldnt give a shit about what the Agency thinks, fuck them. They wont blackball you, they really arent smart enough in most cases to know its you. There only interest is your cash and as long as you arent a dangerous punter you wont have a problem going back.

Unless you told them your nick on here how would they know anyway who you are.

Offline AnthG

Unless you told them your nick on here how would they know anyway who you are.
As I use the same nickname everywhere. My previous reviews are all down with this nickname, my AW username is this nickname.

My auto-censored field report about Kyrisha was with this nickname.

Offline James999

What? so you do not like my writing style? What is wrong with my writing style.

Can I get that one,
The problem is you seem to use 200 words when 10 would do, you need to cut to the point and say what you want to in a clear concise manner, instead of writing war and fucking peace.

Its my understanding from a previous post that graphic descriptions of body parts are not allowed on the forum.

Where did you get that Idea from?
it's good to hear if a pro$$ie has a tight bum or floppy tits.

Offline smiths

UK Punting is about Putting the Punter first. You should definitely name her and shame her and damn the consequences. Put this in the Bad Review section.  Men don't get a £150 as their hourly rate. Think of some other poor sap so that he doesn't get taken by this girl.

I totally agree. This reluctance to name and shame those WGs offering bad service does punters no favours and defeats a major advantage of having a punting forum, to inform others which just might save some other punter money. Slam and cruxify bad providers, they deserve it.

Offline AnthG

Where did you get that Idea from?
it's good to hear if a pro$$ie has a tight bum or floppy tits.
I have seen Softlad edit out words in posts before. Often putting in **'s

Offline James999

I have seen Softlad edit out words in posts before. Often putting in **'s

Perhaps he's bored  :D

Check the rules (I Can't be arsed) and see if it say's anything

Offline smiths

As I use the same nickname everywhere. My previous reviews are all down with this nickname, my AW username is this nickname.

My auto-censored field report about Kyrisha was with this nickname.

Unless you have discussed it with the Agency they are unlikely to remember who you are in relation to doing FRs, i was certainly never remembered in similar scenarios.


Offline softlad

Its my understanding from a previous post that graphic descriptions of body parts are not allowed on the forum.

I only edit 'naughty' words when they are used in a disrespectful manner towards a fellow member.
eg. The pro$$ies cunt beckoned me, is quite acceptable. where as softlad you're a useless c**t is not at all funny.
Capiche ?  :cool:


Offline James999

No way is she a size 12.

16 more like.  :dance:

I doubt she's 18 years old as well  :cry:

She doesn't look like she skips meals  :scare:

perhsp's she is TK's younger sister  :kiss:


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