External Link/Members OnlyIt's a shame that she's not going to be around for long as that makes this review only helpful until Saturday when she leaves and who's knows when or if she'll be back. I did try to talk to her about this but her English is limited, adding to the neutral stamp of this review. That may sound snobbish but it's my preference to be able to communicate to a certain level with a girl whose company I'm paying for. It makes it easier to explain what you want (and I'm not fussy) and also makes for more comfortable post-1st-pop chat.
PRICE: £80 total (£70 for 30mins + £10 CIM)COMMSPretty shit. A previous review mentioned that she handles her own comms which I can believe but that doesn't make things easier. Don't expect any communication from her before midday as she works until midnight.
LOCATION & VENUEGetting to hers is no problem at all. Less than a 5min walk from West Ham station. The venue isn't exactly bad but leaves a lot to be desired.
The bed was shit. Too low and the mattress was really cheap, not ideal at all to really get into the sex- the mattress moves all over the place and makes a lot of noise. No offer of a shower (although I would have declined anyway as I'd showered just before) and the toilet doesn't have a sink, I'd guess you'd have to ask specifically to use the sink whatever room it was in. The flat had that typical trait of a lot of these places where they shut all the curtains and keep all the lights off and it's just dark everywhere!
LOOKSShe's short. Maybe 5"3. Big fake ass which
looks quite lovely, it's kind of hard at the top but softer in the cheeks. Her boobs were large but they didn't do much for me, and I'm definitely a 'boob guy' over anything else, they were okay. She'd had lip injections and I wasn't a fan. She looks better in her profile photos from a few years ago. She just looked a bit 'cheap' for lack of a better word.
SERVICEShe was late in receiving me and on the scheduled time of the booking she text me to tell me to wait, so the punt didn't actually begin until 20 mins after the scheduled time. When I got in there, just as things we've both gotten starkers, I pointed out that we were starting 20 mins later than planned, as a way of saying '
please don't short-change me on time' but she took me saying this as me having a go at her and basically rolled her eyes. Great start. She did open up a bit as time when on but as I said earlier, it's always a bit of a gamble punting with someone who you can't properly communicate with. When I walked into the room she immediately took her clothes off. She's kind of blunt like that. I took the time to explore her body while I sat on the bed as she stood. Sorry to sound rude but I thought she was kind of dumb because as I sat, she stood really close to me, like her feet were super close to mine so I couldn't lean forward at all, maybe to kiss her body. Overall, I thought she didn't have much awareness of her own body which wouldn't always be an issue but trying to explain things to her was too difficult. We get on the bed and she allows touching of her lady parts but no fingers inside, which is totally fair. It's not surprising that this seems to be the norm now.
I get rubbered up and start with mish and I thought Jenny wasn't a fantastic fuck by any means. Moving around the bed and her trying to read my body language and understand what position I wanted was very difficult. Obviously her bum is her selling point so you'd think she'd understand that doggy would be her most popular position but she was too dumb to see that I was too tall to fuck her while she had her bum in the air and when I tried to move her forward so I could kneel on the bed to be level with her to continue the doggy she took this to mean I wanted prone bone. How can a girl with that bum not think to get on her knees and stick her bum out? Anyway, it was awkward and a bit of a clusterfuck and again the language barrier was just ruining the mood.
Then when she gets on top - she goes like a jackhammer which I'm not enjoying but and I try to get her to slow down but she just doesn't get it.
In the past, I've read of WGs complaining about men not knowing what they're doing in bed, especially with their hands, which I can totally believe and I don't dispute that at all but it swings both ways and some WGs don't have much of a clue either.
In complete fairness, I don't think it would have taken too much more to get more enjoyment out of the sex (a better bed for starters) but mainly more time and better communication but I didn't/don't really have the money, time or patience for that so I guess that's on me.
Having said that, her handjob/blowjob combo was poor. She was keen which is definitely really important but her technique wasn't great. She's been watching too many pornos and her hand was going at it like a paint shaker. On top of that, the spitting was excessive. It's not really something I seek out and I don't mind a bit but it did occur to me at some point that my cock must be sticking out of a little puddle of her saliva. As I'm struggling to enjoy this and telling her words of direction that I'm not sure she even understands, the classic scenario begins of one of her stablemates screaming something to Jenny in their native tongue from outside the door and Jenny releases my cock from her mouth and she turns her head to scream something back. It doesn't exactly set the mood.
Anyway after round 1 of mish, round 2 of failed attempt at doggy and some other failed position with her on her side, some very bouncy and unexciting cowgirl I then finally managed to pop in her mouth (an extra £10).
She kept leaving the room for some reason to chat to her mates which isn't the sign of a good host but it's not like I was in love with her company anyway.
So after being late to the original time of the booking, having 30mins of mediocre sex, I started to get dressed. I had planned for an hour but the late start meant for a 30min session only. I was happy to get out of there to be honest and having saved £30.
This isn't the sort of punt that I would normally go for but the descriptions of her body had me curious and knowing she was leaving soon made me wanna see what I'd be missing.
SUMMARYI'm giving this a neutral cos I got 2 pops in a half hour service with a girl who wasn't a c**t, like say Joy of Wood Green or whatever she's currently changed her identity to. To elaborate, it wasn't Jenny's intention to provide a lackluster service but I don't think she knows any better. And why should she care anyway? She's leaving next week. Also I think despite the fact I didn't have a super great time, some of you guys would still enjoy her body, bum and her company - and judging by all her positive reviews, that certainly seems to be the case.
I'm sure I sound like a right fussy fucker but to put things into perspective, I didn't have any similar feelings of disappointment with say Lovely Amanda of Seven Sisters or JeSsIcxxx of Colliers Wood - I left those WGs feeling good like I had just had a really nice time. I think for what you get out of those punts, the little extra you're paying is definitely worth it.
FINAL WORDSMy main point for you to take away is if you don't mind the seediness, you like the 'slapper' look (for lack of a better adjective), you're not too far from West Ham and you like big bums or you're like me and your curiosity gets the best of you and to have to know what you're missing before you miss your opportunity then
just go for a quickie/half hour. If you really like her for whatever reason I suppose you could squeeze in another longer session before she leaves.
I hope this is helpful to you.
Topic: Beauty Jenny - Huge fake bum, trout pout, poor English, slighty seedy experience (Read 2441 times)