Author Topic: My Granny the Escort - Channel4 Thu 29 May (Read 19452 times)

Sherbert07 · « **Reply #50 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:36:05 am »

My eyes! My eyes! Cheeky cow Beverly said £90 on the doc, she's now £100 an hour!

Matium · « **Reply #51 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:40:44 am »

Quote from: Stapler on May 29, 2014, 10:33:16 pm

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Her career hasn't been ruined at all.

According to Judy, she get a lot of bookings.

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Rochdull lad · « **Reply #52 on:** May 30, 2014, 12:47:05 am »

Quote from: Dani on May 29, 2014, 11:08:34 pm

I think you might be quite surprised how many actually do have them. It's quite common for guys to try and pay with fake notes they have been stuck with so its just another normal part of our kit just like toys or condoms. Some girls stick with the key fob lights or the pens (not very good for newer fake notes). Like any business that deals in cash it would be stupid not to have one or at least one other decent method of spotting fakes

Just goes to show how naive this punter can be!!

mattylondon · « **Reply #53 on:** May 30, 2014, 02:43:30 am »

Quote from: Sherbert07 on May 30, 2014, 12:36:05 am

My eyes! My eyes! Cheeky cow Beverly said £90 on the doc, she's now £100 an hour!

What do you expect? She's a hard nosed prossie! Business is business! Watch her rates go up again!

A couple of things struck me. How repulsive and ugly they were. Why would anybody who's sane and paying, wish to punt an octogenarian? And a repulsive one at that?

This Beverly woman struck me as being a particular cold character and very clinical. No warmth about her whatsoever and you could see it in her eyes. She'll go to her grave like that, which won't be too far away either. I actually felt rather sorry for her even if she makes a decent crust.

Final thought. I hope to goodness that she has declared her earnings fully to HMRC!!

GeeWiz · « **Reply #54 on:** May 30, 2014, 03:43:43 am »

Well they do say many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

These ladies were always popular in Amsterdam...
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Stapler · « **Reply #55 on:** May 30, 2014, 05:33:18 am »

Had to smile at this tweet!

@ZafShabir: #grannyescourt 81 year old got a sextape! Kill me already.

Matium · « **Reply #56 on:** May 30, 2014, 06:51:22 am »

This is Beverley:

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mark2222 · « **Reply #57 on:** May 30, 2014, 07:22:06 am »

has anyone got a link for Sophie ??

James999 · « **Reply #58 on:** May 30, 2014, 07:36:11 am »

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A pensioner in school uniform

Matium · « **Reply #59 on:** May 30, 2014, 07:40:30 am »

Quote from: mark2222 on May 30, 2014, 07:22:06 am

has anyone got a link for Sophie ??

This is Sophie:

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mattylondon · « **Reply #60 on:** May 30, 2014, 09:24:16 am »

Quote from: James999 on May 30, 2014, 07:36:11 am

A pensioner in school uniform

Exactly! Sick and twisted fuck she is!

grandmaster-ram-rod · « **Reply #61 on:** May 30, 2014, 09:50:40 am »

why did i read this thread,

it's just wrong

oh well each to his own

Jay-Jay · « **Reply #62 on:** May 30, 2014, 09:57:47 am »

Considering the subject matter I thought the director did a good job of producing a sympathetic documentary which for once didn't demonise the punter. My overwhelming feeling at the end of it was one of sadness. I think all three women were seeking what a surprisingly large number of posters on here are....some real, emotional attachment.

Jay

mattylondon · « **Reply #63 on:** May 30, 2014, 10:32:23 am »

Quote from: Jay-Jay on May 30, 2014, 09:57:47 am

I think all three women were seeking what a surprisingly large number of posters on here are....some real, emotional attachment.

Jay

A very interesting observation.

JV547845 · « **Reply #64 on:** May 30, 2014, 10:44:13 am »

I need to let my punting budget recover after today but if GILF is only defined by age then I'd pay significantly more than normal for a few hours with Nina Hartley. External Link/Members Only

mattylondon · « **Reply #65 on:** May 30, 2014, 10:53:22 am »

Quote from: JV547845 on May 30, 2014, 10:44:13 am

I need to let my punting budget recover after today but if GILF is only defined by age then I'd pay significantly more than normal for a few hours with Nina Hartley. External Link/Members Only

GILF simply means granny, in my book.

Nina Hartley was pure filth. Wonderful old slut. Hasn't she 'retired' now?

JV547845 · « **Reply #66 on:** May 30, 2014, 11:11:00 am »

She's still running a website, maybe just selling old material though. I'm not up to date with recent developments in porn - I just found her instructional videos really helpful.

mark2222 · « **Reply #67 on:** May 30, 2014, 03:46:16 pm »

sophie was the lady that was wearing a mask and lived in the remote area

has anyone details for her

not the old 84 year old granny...........rotten !!

Ali Katt · « **Reply #68 on:** May 30, 2014, 04:38:37 pm »

Quote from: mattylondon on May 30, 2014, 10:53:22 am

GILF simply means granny, in my book.

Nina Hartley was pure filth. Wonderful old slut. Hasn't she 'retired' now?

I don't think she's starred in a porn film since the mid-90s.

ampersand · « **Reply #69 on:** May 30, 2014, 06:18:41 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on May 30, 2014, 04:38:37 pm

I don't think she's starred in a porn film since the mid-90s.

I think she has appeared in theNaughty America series quite recently.

dandaley · « **Reply #70 on:** May 30, 2014, 06:25:10 pm »

all sounds bit gross but recorded so guess will have to watch

willbred · « **Reply #71 on:** May 30, 2014, 08:54:46 pm »

Quote from: mark2222 on May 30, 2014, 03:46:16 pm

sophie was the lady that was wearing a mask and lived in the remote area

has anyone details for her

not the old 84 year old granny...........rotten !!

External Link/Members Only I've sampled her. Nice lady, squirts like a champagne bottle on an F1 podeum

mh · « **Reply #72 on:** May 30, 2014, 09:24:34 pm »

Quote from: willbred on May 30, 2014, 08:54:46 pm

External Link/Members Only I've sampled her. Nice lady, squirts like a champagne bottle on an F1 podeum

So worthwhile her wearing a mask...

Matium · « **Reply #73 on:** May 30, 2014, 10:42:22 pm »

"Sophie" looks plump:

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mark2222 · « **Reply #74 on:** May 31, 2014, 07:33:20 am »

cheers

dandaley · « **Reply #75 on:** May 31, 2014, 07:57:48 am »

Quote from: Jay-Jay on May 30, 2014, 09:57:47 am

Considering the subject matter I thought the director did a good job of producing a sympathetic documentary which for once didn't demonise the punter. My overwhelming feeling at the end of it was one of sadness. I think all three women were seeking what a surprisingly large number of posters on here are....some real, emotional attachment.

Jay

yep +1

NIK · « **Reply #76 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:16:30 am »

Who would want to PAY to fuck a wrinkly with saggy tits, floppy belly, stretch marks and a fanny like an old welly top when they could have a taut, tight smooth skinned girl beats me!

dandaley · « **Reply #77 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:31:02 am »

no idea but some do its obvious, on other side of coin i would no way wanna fuck a 18/20 yr old as it would remind me of my daughter give me a more mature good looking woman with a good body any day over a youngen like that just seems wrong to me.

something for everyone i guess.

judgedredd · « **Reply #78 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:42:20 am »

Quote from: dandaley on May 31, 2014, 08:31:02 am

no idea but some do its obvious, on other side of coin i would no way wanna fuck a 18/20 yr old as it would remind me of my daughter give me a more mature good looking woman with a good body any day over a youngen like that just seems wrong to me.

something for everyone i guess.

+1

NIK · « **Reply #79 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:00:29 am »

Quote from: dandaley on May 31, 2014, 08:31:02 am

no idea but some do its obvious, on other side of coin i would no way wanna fuck a 18/20 yr old as it would remind me of my daughter give me a more mature good looking woman with a good body any day over a youngen like that just seems wrong to me.

something for everyone i guess.

Well seeing as I don't have a daughter (or a son) I couldn't give a fuck!

dandaley · « **Reply #80 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:18:45 am »

well good for you you can stomach it.

now wtf was that punting bag all about that guy had ????

LostInMackemLand · « **Reply #81 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:31:05 am »

Quote from: dandaley on May 31, 2014, 09:18:45 am

well good for you you can stomach it.

now wtf was that punting bag all about that guy had ????

The heat pad was the highlight

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #82 on:** May 31, 2014, 12:46:47 pm »

. . . closely followed by bringing his own wipes!

JV547845 · « **Reply #83 on:** May 31, 2014, 12:59:31 pm »

Quote from: dandaley on May 31, 2014, 08:31:02 am

i would no way wanna fuck a 18/20 yr old as it would remind me of my daughter

Does your daughter have an adult work profile

?

aerofan5 · « **Reply #84 on:** May 31, 2014, 01:17:55 pm »

You got it right there Dandalay, although you have to give it to the grannies - long may they prosper!

When I was 17 I fancied my pal's mums like crazy - a 35 year old woman seemed to me to be at the peak of her sexual attraction. Now, many years later, I still think 35 year old's have the edge over other ages - they are experienced, enthusiastic, they know what they want, and they really know how to give it!

mattylondon · « **Reply #85 on:** May 31, 2014, 01:30:10 pm »

Quote from: JV547845 on May 31, 2014, 12:59:31 pm

Does your daughter have an adult work profile ?

If she does and is of legal age, I'd like to fuck her too! What are her rates?

dandaley · « **Reply #86 on:** May 31, 2014, 04:46:01 pm »

Quote from: mattylondon on May 31, 2014, 01:30:10 pm

If she does and is of legal age, I'd like to fuck her too! What are her rates?

comments unnecessary and not funny really guys.

mattylondon · « **Reply #87 on:** May 31, 2014, 04:54:20 pm »

Quote from: dandaley on May 31, 2014, 04:46:01 pm

comments unnecessary and not funny really guys.

Alright. Does your grandmother have a profile then?

dandaley · « **Reply #88 on:** May 31, 2014, 05:32:32 pm »

NIK · « **Reply #89 on:** May 31, 2014, 05:47:19 pm »

I really don't understand punters who come over all moral.

When their daughter gets to thirty five wouldn't they punt with any woman under forty?

If they are so concerned about their daughters maybe they shouldn't punt at all?

dandaley · « **Reply #90 on:** May 31, 2014, 05:51:28 pm »

well i dont understand lusting over girls as young as 20 when your pushing 50, we are all different we like different things no need for people to get personal with me for my prefs no more than i would with them.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #91 on:** May 31, 2014, 05:56:52 pm »

Quote from: dandaley on May 31, 2014, 05:51:28 pm

well i dont understand lusting over girls as young as 20 when your pushing 50, we are all different we like different things no need for people to get personal with me for my prefs no more than i would with them.

and I am 72 and gents on here cannot understand that I like mature ladies. Also when I was 20 I liked relatively mature ladies, they knew what they were doing when I was a greener.

yorkshire123 · « **Reply #92 on:** May 31, 2014, 05:58:26 pm »

Quote from: NIK on May 31, 2014, 05:47:19 pm

I really don't understand punters who come over all moral.

When i joined UKP a few months back i considered myself quite moralistic & voiced my opinions on several occasions much to the annoyance of some.
Thanks to some of the members on here i find some of my punting morals declining & realise that there is a whole new world of depravity out there just waiting for me to discover

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #93 on:** May 31, 2014, 05:59:30 pm »

Quote from: yorkshire123 on May 31, 2014, 05:58:26 pm

i find some of my punting morals declining & realise that there is a whole new world of depravity out there just waiting for me to discover

hooray

NIK · « **Reply #94 on:** May 31, 2014, 06:16:07 pm »

Quote from: dandaley on May 31, 2014, 05:51:28 pm

well i dont understand lusting over girls as young as 20 when your pushing 50, we are all different we like different things no need for people to get personal with me for my prefs no more than i would with them.

So what would be the youngest age group you would consider?

dave123 · « **Reply #95 on:** May 31, 2014, 06:18:39 pm »

Quote from: NIK on May 31, 2014, 05:47:19 pm

I really don't understand punters who come over all moral.

When their daughter gets to thirty five wouldn't they punt with any woman under forty?

If they are so concerned about their daughters maybe they shouldn't punt at all?

A while back I said the same thing about punting 18 year olds because my daughter was that age and as her dad it was very unattractive to me to think of having sex with someone my daughter's age. As a father you feel protective and it would be very uncomfortable for me if I was attracted to that age having tee age daughters and their friends running around the house scantily clad. Look at how Rolf Harris' daughter felt when she found out he fancied her 13 year old friend. Just because I m a punter doesn't make me untrustworthy with other mens 18 year old daughters. I can be a punter and have my own morals. I also think 18 is too young to make the life changing decision to sell your body for sex and if I punted someone that young id probably try to persuade the m to go to college or something.

GeeWiz · « **Reply #96 on:** May 31, 2014, 06:24:14 pm »

When I first punted in Amsterdam in my early twenties used to dig the MILFs. Now in my late thirties I prefer twenty-somethings who are out of my league. So personally I think it may be about the unobtainable?

NIK · « **Reply #97 on:** May 31, 2014, 06:33:22 pm »

Quote from: dave123 on May 31, 2014, 06:18:39 pm

A while back I said the same thing about punting 18 year olds because my daughter was that age and as her dad it was very unattractive to me to think of having sex with someone my daughter's age. As a father you feel protective and it would be very uncomfortable for me if I was attracted to that age having tee age daughters and their friends running around the house scantily clad. Look at how Rolf Harris' daughter felt when she found out he fancied her 13 year old friend. Just because I m a punter doesn't make me untrustworthy with other mens 18 year old daughters. I can be a punter and have my own morals. I also think 18 is too young to make the life changing decision to sell your body for sex and if I punted someone that young id probably try to persuade the m to go to college or something.

Well I don't think I've had that many eighteen year olds - a few who claimed to be maybe, but most of the girls I've seen would be well into their twenties. I always unconsciously put a maximum age limit of maybe early thirties, although I have undoubtedly seen some over that age, probably more than I have teenagers.

The two ladies I have seen more than any other Amy and Nicoletta must both be well over thirty (and in Amy's case probably nearer forty) as I have been seeing them for several years, although as I don't actually know their ages and both are and taut and slim with no children and are good providers I don't mind.

Still give me a twenty year old over a forty year old any day - in theory!

mattylondon · « **Reply #98 on:** May 31, 2014, 06:40:16 pm »

Quote from: NIK on May 31, 2014, 05:47:19 pm

I really don't understand punters who come over all moral.

When their daughter gets to thirty five wouldn't they punt with any woman under forty?

If they are so concerned about their daughters maybe they shouldn't punt at all?

My point exactly!!

One could argue that we're all immoral!

As long as the women is of legal age, then it's fair game, as far as I'm concerned. This daughter stuff is a load of fucking bullshit. What if you're a guy of 60 and have a 40 year old daughter. Is it immoral for anybody to punt a 40 year old?

At what age does it become immoral? What age gap is considered to be immoral? Has anybody asked Rod Stewart of Peter Stringfellow!!

18 is defined by law as being the legal age of consent for sexual services. I believe that in Thailand it's 16. Perhaps in other places it's higher. You abide by the laws of that country.

Besides, let's get off the subject of daughters, because I've just got off his!

NIK · « **Reply #99 on:** May 31, 2014, 06:51:38 pm »

Quote from: mattylondon on May 31, 2014, 06:40:16 pm

My point exactly!!

One could argue that we're all immoral!

As long as the women is of legal age, then it's fair game, as far as I'm concerned. This daughter stuff is a load of fucking bullshit. What if you're a guy of 60 and have a 40 year old daughter. Is it immoral for anybody to punt a 40 year old?

At what age does it become immoral? What age gap is considered to be immoral? Has anybody asked Rod Stewart of Peter Stringfellow!!

18 is defined by law as being the legal age of consent for sexual services. I believe that in Thailand it's 16. Perhaps in other places it's higher. You abide by the laws of that country.

Besides, let's get off the subject of daughters, because I've just got off his!

That's what I asked earlier.

I have seen a couple of girls years ago working from a Sheffield tower block who were advertised as 17, whether they were or not they I don't know, but they were certainly teenagers. I was probably in my late thirties at the time.

Of course they weren't actually very good!

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Author Topic: My Granny the Escort - Channel4 Thu 29 May (Read 19452 times)

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