Thought I’d celebrate Bo Jo taking off the lockdown ‘cuffs by checking out this place,never tried here before.Put my tin hat + flak jacket on and headed to the war zone, aka Erdington ( cue theme music to The Good,the Bad and the Ugly)......
External Link/Members OnlyComms : Rang the Chinese handler,he’s got reasonable English.”Annie” + other girl “Ellen”(?) on.Hadn’t a scooby doo about either,so expressed no preference.Meet efficiently set up.
Location : Small lane just off the main Erdington shopping area.Exposed - 30yds from a main bus stop.Pray that door opens pronto,or (a)you may end up as an unwilling “star” on a Polish Facebook page dedicated to shifty men in macs (b )you may be catcalled by kids - little knob rots - or (c) the old biddies may express disapproval/laugh/keel over ! Parking?
- Arrived in a Chieftain tank( joking - by bus).
Building/Room : No interior design accolades from Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen here.Reception OK,but downstairs loo + upstairs - nuff said. Upstairs room was v.small + cramped.A battery hen with claustrophobia might’ve panicked.
Paid : 25 massage +
40 B2B incl. HE =
65 (H/H)
Buzzed, let in by masked Annie.
AnnieIn her 40s Top heavy Mum tum,with folds Not curvy
5’2” 32C/D funbags Belly surgical scar
Size 10 Small,flat ass Puss bush
Appeared facially attractive with mask.Dark hair.Lovely,unusual-coloured brownish eyes.Short dress with tights .V.limited English - so, couldn’t really fire up a convo/rapport throughout.
Lights - Camera - (Crap) ActionSet her phone to play some
British pop music-a surprise.Clueless about how to administer a good massage/generate a sexually-charged atmosphere.A fresher,maybe? Started on my neck/torso with oil,v.average work there.Detected a slight armpit whiff off her
.Then, down to my butt + legs.Enjoy tactile attention to my bum cheeks as they’re a significantly erogenous trigger area for me.Sadly,although she kneaded them fleetingly,didn’t take my broad hint to lengthen her stay there.No CC runs/ballsack grazes.Overall massage so poor the little fella stubbornly remained a limp shrimp.Pfizer would’ve had more chance of raising Lazarus’ todger….
Forced the issue halfway through by asking for B2B.Quoted 40, immediately coughed up at her request.Onto my back.Initially stripped off to uncover a pair of nice,full,swinging bangers
.With the default Oriental foam earplug-sized nips.Motioned if I wanted her tights + knickers off too -huh? Of/c - what you’re paid for,my dear! Seemed to think that B2B consisted of mounting the table + running her tits along my lower belly,with the occasional pinch of my nipples.No body slides/proper full body contact.Had to give my partner-in-crime a helping hand to get bloated.
Annie eventually took over,but her cock handling glaringly lacked finesse/imagination.Held him at the base while ripping the upper half heavenwards semi-violently.
OUCH 
! Slightly eye watering. Should’ve fetched one of the old biddies with Parkinson’s outta the bus queue to do the tug ,could’ve done a better job.No accessory attention either-didn’t cup : jiggle the plums/perform anal play.Suddenly told “5 minute “
. Knew her gross incompetence wasn’t going to get me firing the shrapnel in time,so the LM right hand took over(bless him
) for his 2nd shift in quick succession.To show her what a proper wank looked like.Trust me,he’s well-practised
! Gorged on her big, pink, erect tit zits to help me along.The milk urns, thankfully, poured the cream promptly - cleaned up,+ on my way.
Going downstairs, spotted(presumably) the other girl- darker complexion,almost Thai-looking,with a sharp angular face + jawline.Gave me a wave,sheepishly returned by me.Out into the street. The bus stop now had a sizeable crowd
,most of them seemed to be looking towards Coton Lane, even tho the buses arrive from the opposite direction ! Now,where’s that hole to drop into when you need it……….
+ves
Looked attractive in her mask
Decent, biggish jugs( by Chinese standards)-ves
Indiscrete location + haggard premises
Meet conducted mostly in silence, almost zilch English
Uninspiring body (apart from her melons)
Poo massage,B2B + HE technique.My hand should’ve been paid some of the fee !
Clockwatching
Questionable hygiene
Poor VFMOverall score = 3/10. Wouldn’t return to this lady.Strikes me as amateurish and maybe hasn’t been trained up.Doesn’t read client’s reactions and adapt to them.By several country miles the worst Chinese FBSM I’ve had to date.Left feeling downcast, + that I’d thrown my Queen’s Heads to the winds.LM
