As my go to girl Natasha Black wasn’t available and I was In need of some attention, I stumbled across Kim’s ad on Gumtree. Couldn’t find any reviews but I thought you can’t go wrong with a Thai lady who offers body to body. How wrong I was.
I forgot the girls name but it wasn’t Kim, works just on the outskirts of Derby city centre and I would say she was probably aged mid to late 30’s. She was short and a little bit chubby but pretty. I had already asked on text if body to body was on offer to be told yes and £90 for the hour. The room was very clean and well decorated with a large massage table in the centre of the room. I was then told that it would be £100 for the hour. I don’t think so! She said she was new and didn’t know the rate. I think she was just trying it on.
She was dressed in a small black negligee with black pants which I found out later was going to stay on throughout the whole massage. The actual massage on my back, legs and shoulders was very good but not at all erotic. There were no reaches under or any CC swipes let alone any body to body. After 25 minutes I was asked to turn over. This is where the body to body would start I thought. Oil was applied to my legs and stomach but it was just more of a professional massage. I stroked the back of her leg whilst she massaged me to be told that there isn’t usually any touching. How can you do body to body with no touching! She then climbed on the bed and sat on my thighs and started the hand relief. I questioned her about the body to body, to be told this was it. What! She didn’t even take her negligee off but just popped out her boobs which I wasn’t allowed to touch.
As it had been a while, the inevitable happened and I made a bit of a mess. She then went to clean her hands and left me on the table covered in my little swimmers. When she came back I was offered a head massage and then after 10 minutes I was told I could take a shower. By time I was dry and dressed there was still nearly 15 minutes before my time was up but I just wanted to leave.
All in all a good professional massage but not erotic at all. In future I’ll just wait until Natasha is available.
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