This is a review of a transexual escort so if that's not your thing, please do not read.
After a long break over lockdown, I decided to get back into the swing of things and fancied seeing a TS. I have very limited experience with TS escorts so this is still slightly nerve-racking but also exciting for the same reasons.
External Link/Members OnlyAfter much reading on here, TS Sky seemed like a good option. Feminine looking and not too well endowed as I wanted to try both being top and bottom.
Sadly, the comms were so so bad. It was a nice sunny Sunday and perhaps she just didn't want to take bookings.
I called her and got no response, so I messaged her on WhatsApp.
Me at 10am: are you available for appointments today?
Sky at 12pm: yes
Me at 12.15pm: can I book you for an hour at 6.30pm?
No response from her for a few hours.
At around 3pm, I called her and we spoke on the phone. She said she was out with friends but come to see her at 7.30pm. She said she would text me her address.
5pm and she still hasn't text me her address even after I chased with a few texts. Eventually I called her again and she gives me a postcode. I messaged and asked for an outfit request from her LondonTS page profile. She read but didn't respond.
By this point, I had a bad feeling so arranged a back-up plan and again from some research here, I booked Nicky at Olina at 9.30pm (I will do another review later here and boy I'm glad I did this).
So I drove from South London to Paddington and got there at 7.30pm as agreed.
Sky at 7.30pm: can you come at 7.45pm, I just got home.
Me: OK, but I am in a rush as I have a dinner to go to. Can I at least come in and shower please?
Read, no response.
I call her at 7.45pm: Can I come in? What is your address please?
She says she'll text me. She doesn't.
By this time, I'm getting frustrated as I know have another appointment to go to. At least Nicky is a 5 minute drive away.
Me by text at 8pm: are you ready?
Sky at 8pm: yes.
Me: can you send me your address?
Read, no response.
Now, I'm getting irate.
I called her at 8.10pm and she eventually gives me the flat number.
The door is answered by another really short Thai girl and I'm shown into Sky's room. The room is tiny and next to an even tinier bathroom. She has loud music on and disco lights.
In her defense, she is gorgeous and I'm thinking maybe this could be salvaged. However, she is mainly ignoring me, on her phone and playing music.
She is not wearing the outfit requested. She said she didn't realize even though I knew it was read on WhatsApp. She jumps in the shower quickly. As she leaves the shower, she said she'd put on the outfit whilst I showered.
I come out and I'm sitting in the room on my own for a while. She's outside laughing and playing music with her friend. She walks in the room and she's still not wearing the outfit or looking likes she's ready to start the booking.
By this point it's 8.30pm and I'm so frustrated I tell her I'm ending the booking. I said I told her I had a dinner (i.e. a backup booking with Nicky) and without a second of hesitation she says - "bye. Leave. Now. Enjoy your dinner".
To be ignored and treated so rudely was real deflating. I think she was a bit stoned or drunk and clearly shouldn't have taken the booking if she just wanted to giggle around with her friend.
Very rude and the exact opposite of what I then received with Nicky at Olina in terms of service and professionalism.
Maybe I caught her on a bad day but from beginning to end, it was a frustrating experience. She told me to never call her again on the way out. "Don't worry, I won't", I said as I left.
