Staying in Birmingham city-centrish one evening last week, I felt like a FB massage rather than FS to break my lockdown duck. Have been watching too much pornhubs of slow edging Asian handjobs during lockdown, and felt like finally scratching that itch. Unfortunately I arrived in town a bit too late for my preferred options, so I browsed the VS massage section and decided to try:
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Couldn’t find any reviews on here, but in retrospect the following is of the same place:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=300584.msg3144525#msg3144525Different ad, but with same phone number.
Comms: phone was answered by a man which took me aback, but I asked for “Ada” as per the ad, and was told that she was working, and they were open until midnight. Made an appointment, and soon after received a text with the postcode.
Venue: Apartment in a fairly modern tower block, a few minutes walk north of Moor St station. Standing outside the Spar shop, I texted for final directions. The area was reasonably busy for the time of night, so quite discrete - I didn’t stand out. However, I was propositioned by one of the girls hanging around there!
Service: on arrival, the door was opened by an elderly Chinese gent, who let me in and asked what service I wanted. I asked for a relaxing oily massage, and was directed to one of several rooms with prominent Chinese text on the doors. Unlike the previous reviewer, I wasn’t offered a choice of girls, as I suspect the other girl was already busy. I was quoted £60 an hour for massage+HE, or £80 an hour for massage+B2B. I went for the £80 option. Note: the VS ads both state £50 an hour, presumably this just gets you a basic massage. The gent left with the money, leaving me in the room with the masseuse.
The Masseuse: I wasn’t expecting anyone remotely like the young Japanese girl advertised, and I wasn’t disappointed in that respect. However, I also wasn’t disappointed with the Chinese lady on offer. Not young, but a decent body, probably size 10-12, fairly short, in a blue summery dress showing off a reasonable amount of cleavage. Very friendly and welcoming, giving me a cuddle and a few pecks on the cheeks, but not particularly talkative. Realistically, I would say she was probably in her forties, but looking good for it. Told me she was called “Yoko” (or Yoyo, or something similar).
The massage: Unlike the previous reviewer, I wasn’t offered a shower either to start or at the end, but then again I didn’t ask for one as it was only a shortish walk from my hotel. We undressed and I lay front-down on the bed. She laid on top of me, wriggled suggestively a bit, and asked whether I wanted a hard or soft massage. I asked for a soft relaxing oily massage, and that is exactly what I got, interspersed with the occasional body-body rubbing, pecks on the neck, and reach-unders, but unfortunately no CC swipes.
The massage was relaxing but not particularly erotic for my taste (I rarely find B2B rubbing arousing), so by the time she eventually finished massaging my back, wiped the oil off my back and legs with paper towels, and got me to turn over, I was not much aroused. After a few pecks to the neck (I got the impression not much else was on offer in the kissing department), she started gently massaging the erotic areas on my lower belly and upper thighs to get me erect, and then started gently on my penis. Before things could progress too far, I asked if any extras were on offer. She wanted £40 for FS, but I wasn’t in the mood, so I went for £20 for OWO.
I have to say it was one of the best oral experiences I have had in a long while. Unlike most who seem to just pump and suck away for dear life, she started slowly and deliberately. So it never got monotonous, she constantly varied things, with the occasional bit of hand action, licking of the shaft, change of pace, non-toothy and ever-so-slightly toothy, and so on. No ball munching, fortunately, as I am not into that. She gradually built up the pace as she sensed I was getting ever closer, until I finally exploded, spent. She pulled her head away at the critical moment, so no CIM or CIF, but I was too far away with the fairies by then to be bothered. It had taken quite awhile to get me there, but she persevered when others I have known would have long given up.
She cleaned me up, and surprisingly there was still time to give me a bit of a winding-down massage of the arms and legs. Finally, it was time to dress and go, remembering to pay for the extras before I went. A few final pecks on the cheek, and she led me to the front door, and I was away into the night a happy bunny. I usually check to see how long I have been in a place, this time I completely forgot, but I very much doubt I was there for less than the hour.
Conclusion: I got more or less exactly what I was after. Not perfect, but close enough. If the girl had been the young Japanese in the ad, and the massage a bit more erotic, then it would have been perfect. However, if it had been the young Japanese girl in the ad, then the experience would most likely have been rubbish, and to me the experience is far more important than the looks. If there was any likelihood of me getting to see the same girl again on my next trip to Brum, whenever that might be, I would very definitely return, perhaps even to sample the FS option. However, I very much suspect she will have moved on by then. No point in phoning to ask, whoever you ask for, you will almost certainly be told “yes, she working”.
There are some who say that a B&S operation like this should automatically get a negative. I tend to base my ratings on whether I am likely to return: definitely, possibly or not until hell freezes over. I probably will return, but only as a plan B, as by the very nature of these places you never know who you will get to see until you get there. I would therefore usually give a neutral, however, that seems a bit mean on this occasion. A positive experience, hence the positive.
