Date: 16/4/21
Time: 10:00pm
Fee: £40 for 15mins
Location: Wallsend, some flats near a chippy or something can’t quite remember.
SP: A lot prettier than I was expecting to be fair. Bit taller and plumper than assumed though (I like a lass with a bit substance though, so no issue with that). Not quite a big fatty, but on a scale of Mila Kunis to the Govorness off the chase, I’d say she sits around the early Adele mark.
Anyway,
Same as my last review, back home after a couple weeks at work down South. Fancied a quick blow and was going for a drink, but couldn’t be arsed with the hassle of talking to lasses so jumped on AW. Saw her profile before and thought I’d have a look. Had an offer of £30 for 15 mins so decided to drop a message cos a fuck on top of a blowjob seemed like a good choice. Comms were very good, 10/10. Was running a little late, texted her to apologise for wasting her time but she tried to upsell me a threesome. Being a drug addict from age 13 to 22, I know better than to carry more than I need. Said she was still happy to see me herself so headed ower.
Arrived, buzzer number sent within seconds. Buzzed in, went up, some dog barking like fuck in the flat, sounded like a little shitzu or summit. So fuck, dog could bark it’s head off all it wants for all I care. Kara came out from behind the door, invited me in and was very friendly. Went to the bathroom, met back in bedroom. Asked her how much she wanted and she said £40 so I handed it over. She went and stashed it and told me to get undressed but was back before I had a chance haha.
Now, Kara really doesn’t seem the type to be a ‘get this out the way quickly cos I cannit be arsed’ girl. Her vibe seems like she wants you to get your money’s worth. However, the first thing she did was try to get it straight out of me pants. I was nowhere near ready and from that moment I realised that regardless of what happens, it is going to feel rushed because it’s a 15 min appointment. So, for me the moment was hanging by a thread.
Quick discussion of dos and dont’s and I thought I’d initiate a bit FK and fingerblasting to try set the mood. Felt very manufactured and the noises were obviously fake, I was only one knuckle deep with one finger. Bit chew of her big nipples, bit more finger work and it started to get a bit more relaxed and genuine. I knew this cos I started to rise and she started to squirm. Decided to try take it up a notch and lifted her legs to do a bit tonguepunching.
I wish I hadn’t.
Vag had a lingering smell that every bloke can pick up on straight away. Not necessarily bad, a think that’s too strong a word for it. She certainly isn’t an unhygienic woman, I reckon it was just a wrong place wrong time situation. Could be wrong but I think I’m a decent judge of character. A sort of ‘had sex 3 hours ago and not cleaned up properly’. Sort of used kind of smell. Obviously it’s gonna be used, shes an escort, but I’m sure the rest of the men here know what I mean. Acceptable if you’re having a quick fling but unacceptable when someone is paying you money. 5 mins in the shower with some Femfresh would have done the trick.
Try as I may, it couldn’t be ignored and my member went from quite exited to semi exited. Jumped up, she looked well ready to swallow some dick and ride it, but the moment had passed for me. She started some good enthusiastic OWO, and was getting into it and is clearly a great cocksucker, but I was ready to leave told her “there’s an easy forty quid for ya” and shot me tadpoles on her baps.
Cleaned up and was offskies.
Was quite pissed off with myself when a was driving home. Remembered it was supposed to be £30 and I handed over £40 and felt like it was a daft move to make seeing a WG and should have just kept it. Not feeling very satisfied in the sex department either, could easily rattle off another load on someone.
Based on all of this I’ll explain why I gave a neutral;
Kara herself, is not a bad SP, that much is blatantly obvious. She is clearly experienced and enjoys what she does. She is good looking, genuinely a nice lady and doesn’t have ridiculous prices. Her profile is accurate and a punter should rest assured that in a 30 min plus booking, you’ll get your money’s worth.
The smell, rushed vibe and swindling an extra tenner despite agreeing otherwise is means for negative in my books. But, I give a neutral because, personally, after reflecting on it, I think it was a case where we both just couldn’t be arsed. It just so happened I fancied wasting some money and she fancied an easy pay. No malice or bad intentions, just a quick fool around that neither was really bothered about.
I’m not going to miss the money so it’s no biggie. But if anyone reading this doesn’t have much and wants to spend 15 mins with an escort, based on my experience I’d suggest spending £30-£40 on a blow and go instead.
Would I return?: Yeah, for 30 mins plus or a blow and go. Probably with a pre booking aswell instead of on the fly.
Once again, cheers for the forum fellas
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