External Link/Members Only£90 1hr
I knew this was a bad idea from the get-go. Plan A turned out to be a barebacker, as did plan B, plan C couldn't accommodate me for an hour and i was after a longer booking so onto 'Viviana'. Comms was fine - she's quick to respond and to the point. Confirmed services beforehand - she reeled off the usual mixture of creatively spelled delights including "kiss my body" which as we all know is filler for 'dont kiss my face'. Still, she also agreed to 2 pops for £90 and I really wanted to fuck a young slim girl so off i went.
The girl herself was indeed young and slim - 21 apparently and no reason not to believe it. Surprisingly big tits for her frame, although she was far from the slimmest i've seen. Definitely the one in the photos, although could have used some of the makeup she's sporting on her profile. Pretty, but rather plain looking in person. Her English is really good, and she's smiling and pleasant enough, albeit a bit guarded.
The room was a shit ground-floor front room converted into a bedroom. Straight in and first left and you're in the boudoir. Functional. Shit lighting.
No OWO, so she stuffs the condom on my flaccid member and gets on with the BJ. I rise to the occasion, despite it being very fucking average. Then she turns and says "OK! shall we do the sex now?". I laugh out loud, then tell her to go for it. She dictates that i shall go on top, and starts complaining about size. Here we go i'm thinking... "it's problem - it's just too gross" - i choose to interpret that in the French translation, although her face suggests it could be either. Tells me ease it in, go gentle, then "you cant put all in, only half way". knees up and keeping me at bay. Fucks sake. Between her unwillingness to do her job and half a pound of lube i'm not feeling it somehow... call me a romantic but something just didn't feel right... so ask her for doggy. "Well, OK but GENTLE and please try cum fast" - well that always get the sap rising i'm sure. Regardless, and against all odds, I manage to finish in the bag.
Clean up, lay back and chat for a while and she comes across as actually quite a nice person, intelligent enough, well spoken, pleasant. Time is passing us by so I bring the conversation to a close to initiate round 2. She then refuses any more sex on the grounds that she's too petite and my cock is a problem and this and that and she's sorry but I should visit a fatter girl (this is actually her words). Prior agreements now in tatters, and apparently also unwilling to consider recompense considering we're 40 mins in, i get dressed and go. I'm not going to have a stand-up row with her, she's not worth it.
She wasn't particularly tight, nor I particularly large, so I'm calling it now that she's just shit at her job, or a dishonest stereotype, or both.
Apparently she has some Albanian simp that visits her multiple times a week, has left his wife and wants her to move in with him and give up her day job. They sound perfect for one another, and I hope for everyone's sake she takes him up on the offer. She's clearly not suited to this job and I would advise anyone reading this to give her a swerve.
