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The Architect

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I'd pay £10K to fuck Girls Aloud! All of them at once!

My opening move from the starter block would be to have Cheryl Cole in the Mish position with my cock up her arse! Nadine Coyne would be standing above Cheryl bent over with my tongue double tapping her arse and cunt! Sarah Harding and Kimberly Walsh would be positioned to my left and right getting their twats and ring pieces finger bashed! The ginger one would be behind me, out of sight, rimming my rusty sheriffs badge as if her life depended on it!

Following on they'd all be fucking destroyed by many hours of sexual frolics!

If that's not worth £10K nothing is!

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 :lol: That's the spirit! I think we've got a winner with 10k. I'd only pay that after a lottery win I think. And then it'd probably be on Hear'say back in the day- in fact with a Euromillions win, I'd spend that just to ride Myleene Klass for 5 minutes.

Amazing how much we're willing to spend just for an hour or so of pure hedonistic filth.

What baffles me are the people who have said they'd never spend more than whatever meagre amount on any woman ever. I think I almost feel sorry for them in fact... How depressing it must be to have nothing left to fantasise about. Honestly, It's these kind of thoughts that keep me sane.

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Well if I had a time machine the first thing I would do was to play EuroMillions after knowing the winning numbers! Do it 8-10 times for jackpots and you become a billionaire. Surely money wouldn’t be a constraint then.  I would then use the time machine to go to each of the previous decades and do threesomes or foursomes with the most beautiful women of the time. Examples:
1. Hedy Lamarr, Elizabeth Allan and Ginger Rogers from the 30s
2. Gene Tierney, Lauren Bacall and Jennifer Jones from the 40s
3. Brigitte Bardott, Marilyn Monroe and Grace Kelly from the 50s
4. Ann-Margret, Claudia Cardinale and Jean Shrimpton from the 60s
5. Kim Basinger and Jaqueline Bisset from the 70s
6. Brooke Shields, Sharon Stone and Michelle Pfeiffer from the 80s
7. Laetitia Casta, Pamela Anderson and Lena Headey from the 90s
8. Adriana Lima, Megan Fox and Doutzen Kroes from the 2000s

From 2014 I would choose Natali Danish. This is her selfie: External Link/Members Only

Louise Brooks from the 20's, Marlene Dietrich and Greta 'fucking' Garbo from the 30's  ;)

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Ahhhh, so a time machine is up for grabs is it...?

In that case twiddle the dials to any Saturday between 1974 and 1982, with several month's worth of saved up spendlings in a gunge tank, then it's Sally James in a tight fitting t-shirt as the willing object of your tiptastic spunkathon. Chris Tarrant leading the chorus of "this is what they want" as several month's worth of your baby soup cakes her face and tits. All this while a confused Lenny Henry sits in the corner unable to suss why the DCM tastes different on his bread today. Spit the dog? Was that Bob Carolgees' arm puppet or simply what we all wanted to do to her..? Then it's off to compost corner for an initiation into hard sports on her best bits.

Name your fucking price.

brislex

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Problem is once you start paying, then that person will no longer be your fantasy meaning it will always disappoint....

Saying that, I would quite gladly pay for the whole experience, from meeting, the anticipation to sex etc, or repeat the best experience I had...

 

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Louise Brooks from the 20's, Marlene Dietrich and Greta 'fucking' Garbo from the 30's  ;)

I agree with your selections but actually all these are from the 1920s. Louise Brooks was born in 1906, Marlene Dietrich in 1901 and Greta Garbo in 1905. Also from the 1920s I would pick Myrna Loy ahead of Louise Brooks for the top 3 of the decade. From the 1970s I should add Dayle Haddon and Kim Cattrall (and remove Bisset as she is mostly 1960s). Patti Hansen and Janice Dickinson complete the top 5 of 1970s (which is a rather poor decade).

The most difficult decade is perhaps 1990s. So many hot and almost equivalent women to choose from. Besides the top 3 I stated before I could have selected:
Early 90s: Claudia Schiffer, Carmen Electra, Naomi Campbell, Eva Herzigova, Catherine Zeta Jones
Mid 90s: Charlize Theron, Susan Ward, Milla Jovovich, Tera Patrick, Adriana Sklenarikova, Aishwarya Rai, Cameron Diaz, Tyra Banks
Late 90s: Petra Nemcova, Kristanna Loken, Jenna Jameson, Brianna Banks, Carolyn Murphy
 
**Cindy Crawford’s best was in mid/late 1980s.

Generally each decade has 3-8 true beauties. No more. But nowadays of course with photoshop and advanced make-up techniques (I exclude advanced plastic surgery procedures as the result is permanent) more and more women LOOK gorgeous. Perhaps todays’ make-up transformations are not highlighted as much as they should be. Just watch Lauren Curtis transformation in her make-up tutorial videos and you will be amazed: External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only. The above also goes on to show that some discrepancies attributed to photoshop between the appearance of WGs in the flesh and their AW pics are actually sometimes entirely due to make-up. The typical cheap Romanian WG does not go through such painting all the time so she may look worse in the flesh than in her AW pics.

The happy one

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I saw her over a year in the end

She started off fucking hot slim and filthy

Then drugs and booze become an issue and she did start to bloat out

I met around 2003


Offline LostInMackemLand

I saw her over a year in the end

She started off fucking hot slim and filthy

Then drugs and booze become an issue and she did start to bloat out

I met around 2003

Cindy Crawford ???

john boy

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   was she orignly from sunderland iam sure I saw her stripping one night in idols Newcastle it was that long ago the match was Newcastle vs steveanage
  it was shrewsbury not stevanage

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I saw her over a year in the end

She started off fucking hot slim and filthy

Then drugs and booze become an issue and she did start to bloat out

I met around 2003

Cindy Crawford ???

I bet The Happy One wished it was  :D

He's referring to a former Page 3 girl (whom he won't name  :( )

Offline LostInMackemLand

I bet The Happy One wished it was  :D

He's referring to a former Page 3 girl (whom he won't name  :( )

Cheers - wasn't thinking there !

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Cheers - wasn't thinking there !

Oh I think you were. With the wrong brain, of course  :D

Offline danny.simons

If it was a two hour session, including anal, facial and lots of fucking ...

I think I would definitely pay £500 to fuck Cara Steel from the BabeStation / Studio 66 channel. She has long been a favourite of mine!

I would genuinely stretch to £750 (the same services provided) for Emma Stone (the actress) though, that would be my ultimate fantasy! Would have no regrets about that whatsoever :D

But I like the Katy Perry and Girls Aloud ideas though, they are definitely good calls!

Offline LostInMackemLand

Oh I think you were. With the wrong brain, of course  :D

Guilty  :hi:

The happy one

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Hey

I named her

Will do so once again

Lynesy ward

Tjkooker

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Lynsey ward. Not exactly a looker. Hope you didn't pay more than 120 an hour.

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Offline jammiedodger1

Well if I had a time machine the first thing I would do was to play EuroMillions after knowing the winning numbers! Do it 8-10 times for jackpots and you become a billionaire. Surely money wouldn’t be a constraint then.  I would then use the time machine to go to each of the previous decades and do threesomes or foursomes with the most beautiful women of the time. Examples:
1. Hedy Lamarr, Elizabeth Allan and Ginger Rogers from the 30s
2. Gene Tierney, Lauren Bacall and Jennifer Jones from the 40s
3. Brigitte Bardott, Marilyn Monroe and Grace Kelly from the 50s
4. Ann-Margret, Claudia Cardinale and Jean Shrimpton from the 60s
5. Kim Basinger and Jaqueline Bisset from the 70s
6. Brooke Shields, Sharon Stone and Michelle Pfeiffer from the 80s
7. Laetitia Casta, Pamela Anderson and Lena Headey from the 90s
8. Adriana Lima, Megan Fox and Doutzen Kroes from the 2000s

From 2014 I would choose Natali Danish. This is her selfie: External Link/Members Only
defo with you for bardot circa the wicker man and cardinale in once upon a time in the west they'd have to be worth £2000 of anyone's money

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has anybody mentioned holly willoughby or kaley cuoco yet? 2 girls who manage to pull off looking innocent yet naughty at the same time, neat trick that  :)

Offline LostInMackemLand

Lynsey ward. Not exactly a looker. Hope you didn't pay more than 120 an hour.

I would have all over her, like meningitis

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mrfixit37

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I've had some fun with a few celebs.. I was a club promoter in the early '90's and a few came to my clubs. Daniella Westbrook and martine mccutcheon were both very naughty. I was once propositioned by Sophie anderton ,but she was a right mess at the time and it wouldn't be worth the £5k she was asking. I've got a blowie of tara palmer tomkinson at a house party which was great but she wouldn't let me fuck her. Wouldn't of stood a chance if they hadn't been high to be honest.

I've paid to fuck a few porn stars and to be honest its wasn't worth the money. £300 for Sammie Kane who said mid punt .." Calm down mate you're not in a porn shoot"  lovely looking but might as well been somewhere else. £600 for Lesley Zen my favourite porn star. Good punt but not worth the money.

 But a  fantasy punt  would be ...Danni minogue & Rachel stevens could name their price for a threesome.   and that Luisa zissman  great shout

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I've had some fun with a few celebs.. I was a club promoter in the early '90's and a few came to my clubs. Daniella Westbrook and martine mccutcheon were both very naughty. I was once propositioned by Sophie anderton ,but she was a right mess at the time and it wouldn't be worth the £5k she was asking. I've got a blowie of tara palmer tomkinson at a house party which was great but she wouldn't let me fuck her. Wouldn't of stood a chance if they hadn't been high to be honest.

I've paid to fuck a few porn stars and to be honest its wasn't worth the money. £300 for Sammie Kane who said mid punt .." Calm down mate you're not in a porn shoot"  lovely looking but might as well been somewhere else. £600 for Lesley Zen my favourite porn star. Good punt but not worth the money.

 But a  fantasy punt  would be ...Danni minogue & Rachel stevens could name their price for a threesome.   and that Luisa zissman  great shout

Fuck off
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mrfixit37

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It was the 90's a lot of people were off their heads on ecstasy and coke . I went to parties were a lot of them hung out . I got lucky. .

Sherbert07

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I saw Katy Perry mentioned earlier I think? Watching her now on the R1 big weekend (yeah sad I know...) def worth dropping a monkey for an overnighter...

Zooey Deschanel does it for me too, even with that kooky, whiny voice, think that's part of the attraction :)

Offline thunder_road

I once fucked Jennifer Aniston...

well I once fucked a girl who looked a little bit like Jennifer Aniston... if you squinted a bit.

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I saw Katy Perry mentioned earlier I think? Watching her now on the R1 big weekend (yeah sad I know...) def worth dropping a monkey for an overnighter...

Zooey Deschanel does it for me too, even with that kooky, whiny voice, think that's part of the attraction :)
yeah them two are like peas in a pod facially. Facially, oh yes can you imagine a duo with those finishing with a massive splooge all over their lovely features, while they kiss, spunking in their mouths, snowballing after...I'm off for a cold shower.

Offline Anallover6969

Louise Brooks from the 20's, Marlene Dietrich and Greta 'fucking' Garbo from the 30's  ;)

I bet Deborah Kerr was dirty too.

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Since three up two down I always wanted to fuck Lysette Anthony. Could probably get her for less than £500 an our these days.

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from the 70's Jane Fonda (Barbarella)
Would still fuck her now an she's about 80!

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

I agree with your selections but actually all these are from the 1920s. Louise Brooks was born in 1906, Marlene Dietrich in 1901 and Greta Garbo in 1905.

To be honest I was going from the main films that maybe made them.

Your list is impeccable though. I would also add Eva Green to the 2000's. She dripped sex in The Dreamers  :rolleyes:

accylad

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What a great thread !

So, if availability and cash were no object

Girls Aloud....obviously

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Holly Willoughby

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Gemma Arterton

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Denise Richards

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And finally, any bird of Sky Sports News or professional dancer from Strictly  :wacko:


Rochdull lad

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from the 70's Jane Fonda (Barbarella)
Would still fuck her now an she's about 80!

You and me both, cap'n!   A long-time favourite of mine; she'll be 77 just before Christmas.

The teenaged Rochdull lad remembers her first in Cat Ballou; then the best part of 10 years later I recall her as a WG in"Klute" when she'd have been mid-30s [late-20s by the Pro$$ie calendar! ;)] - imagine her as a Milf!! :P

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Since three up two down I always wanted to fuck Lysette Anthony. Could probably get her for less than £500 an our these days.

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According to IMDB, she posed nude for Playboy:

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According to IMDB, she posed nude for Playboy:

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She's been around the block a bit too!

Hmm, anyone got Hugh Hefner's e-mail address, I'm sure he's got a copy of that one stashed in the playboy mansion!

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I'd pay £2k for Angel Long if she escorted..filthy girl.
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Just in case you might have missed this.  Happy w*****g

Offline mcb

A grand , for mid-’90s Pamela Anderson

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Offline ciscoxxx69

Lolly Badcock......With her enhanced Boobs :wacko:

Only £500 though......... :unknown:
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Offline asseater34

Good shout Cisco  :hi: if Lolly was escorting I would be saving up the cash to visit, she has always been one of my favs.

Two of my other favs at the moment (there is always a long list of them)

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I think my max would be £500 (anymore would be a bit hard to cover).

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Just in case you might have missed this.  Happy w*****g

*worn out*  :thumbsup:

Offline webpunter

Rather than focusing just on the babe in question then one thing that appeals to me is the surroundings
I like the ideas of planes / trains & automobiles [... & boats]
Always fancied the idea of shagging some fit babes on a gin-palace somewhere hot & in the sun.  Or on a private jet - one big enough to have a bed in it.  If i win the lottery 'large' then it would be like:  get a few mates along & charter a plane with a few babes lined up & quick trip to the med.  Gin-palace for a few days.  Cruising & shagging.  Fly the girlies back & ship in some more as the mood arises.  I know of a 'mate-of-a-mate-of-a-mate' who does this - with his mates.  Not the private jet bit - but deffo the gin palace.  For an occasional long weekend over the summer.  Not lottery winners - just well heeled blokes who like some fun by all accounts.  Sure that there are plenty of blokes who do this.  What's the point of having a gin palace in Puerto Banus otherwise ?

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I bet Deborah Kerr was dirty too.

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Since three up two down I always wanted to fuck Lysette Anthony. Could probably get her for less than £500 an our these days.

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down on her luck...flash the cash...
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What a randy fucking thread... I'd be willing to throw 4 figures at such an endeavor.

Jayden James and Aletta Ocean threesome would be awesome!  :scare:

Offline nike

Denise Richards when she was a twenty something and a twenty something Cheryl Tweedy {cole}
2 or 3K as long as there is plenty of girl action also.

Offline big-al93

Around 4k for couple of hours, no holes barred with at their prime, Riley Reid, Sasha Grey, Bree Olsen, Tanner Mayes and Isabella Soprano. Would probably still go 1k each for Riley and Sasha, not sure about the other 3.

1dt

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£1k for rachel riley...while she does countdown  :sarcastic:

Offline Blackpool Rock

Around 4k for couple of hours, no holes barred with at their prime, Riley Reid, Sasha Grey, Bree Olsen, Tanner Mayes and Isabella Soprano. Would probably still go 1k each for Riley and Sasha, not sure about the other 3.
I could consider a grand for Tanner Mayes, also Adriana Chechik

Offline sticko

For a blonde / brunette MFF involving Rosie Huntington-Whitely and a bird from school who once said to me "if I wasn't going out with xxxx I'd be all over you like a rash"?  I tried to persuade her many times why the BF thing didn't really stand in her way but she stood firm.  Anyway, for 2 hours, with said schoolie in her uniform and RHW in full-on Victoria's Secret rig, easily £2k.

I'm going back to bed now.  Sunday mornings aren't supposed to feel like this.

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Melfort212

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Have fantasies got a price though?

If the girl I liked in school came to my door right now and said "£x to fuck me" I'd definitely take her offer up as long as it wasn't something ridiculous which I couldn't raise funds for in the long run.

With the money I have now I'd probably pay about £2500.

BTW She is currently aged 20, has auburn hair, probably no taller than 5'3" with brown eyes, I assume a size 6 or 8, with big tits certainly for her size, nice full arse which looked great in a skirt and a very pretty face without any make up.  Blemish free skin all over. She always reminded me of a cross between Emma Watson and porn star Nikki Rhodes with a touch of Gemma Arterton.

Fucking her in school or at her house in her bedroom would be the ultimate experience.

Wish it could happen!  :dash: :cry:

Offline SirNigel

I would honestly shell out £2k for 2 hours of filth with either Sophie Dee, or Kerry Louise...or maybe £3.5k for the 3some.....those 2 rank among the finest sluts you could wish to nail

Offline Raterbloke

Well I would have easily paid £2K for a couple of hours with Sensual Jane and caress those lovely big breasts...then I found this website and realised I didn't have to pay that much...

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Quite a few porn stars on there. Quite fancy a go at Black Angelika as well but she might be a bit more as the rates are not published....

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180 just so I could count the money out bowen style