Maximum you'd pay for sex- the ultimate fantasy punt

[cockneybstrd]

I remember clearly when the NOTW exposed Adele as being a prossie !

[The happy one]

Notw exposed my one as well

[Tailpipe]

I remember clearly when the NOTW exposed Adele as being a prossie !

Would have cost a few bob to have a go at that . May well have been with it 

[385North]

My ultimate fantasy punt would cost the ultimate fantasy price of 50p

[SirFrank]

Notw exposed my one as well

Theresa May? Give us the name you teasing twat or I'll come down there and beat you to death with your own leg

[cockneybstrd]

Would have cost a few bob to have a go at that . May well have been with it 

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Is it Ms May ??

As they were both exposed in NOTW by a jealous rival who tipped the papers off

And it was monkey an hour for Adele apparently...

[yorkshire123]

Her name sounds a bit Romanian to me, so probably.

V, stop fucking about with my fantasy 

[Anallover6969]

I'd let Tulisa have a go on my todger. Going by the tape she needs plenty of practice. Guess we'd be talking £500 but she'd have to pay me in used fivers!!

[Tailpipe]

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Is it Ms May ??

As they were both exposed in NOTW by a jealous rival who tipped the papers off

And it was monkey an hour for Adele apparently...

How long ago would it have been , think I would have paid a monkey for that .its the thin waist and then the nice hips , that's working for me

[cockneybstrd]

About 12 years ago I remember I was married at the time and was thinking why the fuck didnt I know about this when I had my stag party

[Tailpipe]

About 12 years ago I remember I was married at the time and was thinking why the fuck didnt I know about this when I had my stag party

A monkey was Money back then . But let's hope a UKP puts his hand up

[cockneybstrd]

Very true Tailpipe

But on reflection I reckon the ex father in law would have preferred to pay for me to shag Adele once a day for two months. It would have been fucking cheaper than awful fucking thing we ended up with

[LanceVance]

My fantasy would be £2000 for a FFFM session with Misty Stone, Aletta Ocean (pre nose job), Asa Akira and Riley Reid. All holes would be available from the off, multiple foot worship would feature as would everyone rimming each other. Anyone who weren't being banged by me at the time would be obliged to screw each other (strapons are available for my and their sick pleasure) and after several loads that cover faces, tits, asses and feet and include a number of snowball fights, they can gather round and give me a nice squirt bukkake because an athlete needs his isotonic drinks... 

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[SirFrank]

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i hope its adele stephens

Fuck me she's curvy. Adele is what I would regard as a closet fatty. I imagine now her arse has spread like warm butter and is roughly the size of Andorra. If she sneezed here I'm sure those briefs would have cut her in two. Didn't know she was on the game tho. If I had back then I'd have been up her like a rat up a fucking drainpipe

[SirFrank]

Notw exposed my one as well

Yeah so go on who is she. I ain't going to bed until you fucking sing like a canary

[webpunter]

Real life - i'm determined to drop a grand sometime.  A couple of hours with a real stunner or slightly longer with a v.good looking babe.  Maybe an overnight duration but starting @ lunchtime & finishing at an early hour

Windfall arrives - drop a good few grand on a real stunner.  Or find a 'nice' fittie up for a week trip / longer somewhere hot & very expensive.  Private sea villa in the maldives / sex outside.  Stop off in Dubai on the way there / back.  Take an industrial quantity of viagra & condoms

[cockneybstrd]

Yeah so go on who is she. I ain't going to bed until you fucking sing like a canary

I dont want get nasty 'the happy one' but Sir Frank is a dangerous man and even putting up this photo wont calm him down. So its best to spill the beans so to speak

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[webpunter]

Fuck me she's curvy. Adele is what I would regard as a closet fatty. I imagine now her arse has spread like warm butter and is roughly the size of Andorra. If she sneezed here I'm sure those briefs would have cut her in two. Didn't know she was on the game tho. If I had back then I'd have been up her like a rat up a fucking drainpipe

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[SirFrank]

    I'm getting angrier than Dominic Littlewood who's been stood up by a cowboy builder who promised to turn up to get fucked over by the midget on camera

[SirFrank]

I don't think Adele or Theresa may ever took the cock on camera is that right? Wasn't it all girl on girl and or softcore? I remember seeing Theresa takes 10 inches. It wasn't and she didn't. Steve hooper and her faking it. Heard there was a hardcore version around but I've never fucking seen it

[cockneybstrd]

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Thanks for the link

Great to find Jo Guest and Shanine Linton pretending to suck a cock.

[vorian]

Thanks for the link

Great to find Jo Guest and Shanine Linton pretending to suck a cock.

Ah, Jo Guest, fuck me she was hot 25 years ago.  Until she opened her mouth and spoke then not so good.

[Sherbert07]

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Fuck me, she's got a rusty bullet hole ain't she?! I'd have her and Adele the singer as a duo. For shagging not singing obvs...

[hendrix]

I'd pay £2k for Angel Long if she escorted..filthy girl.

In the real world, I've paid that for trips abroad with filth on tap..including the plane  ...and my birthday treat this year is going to be pricey..but what the hell, I can't take it with me .

[john boy]

  ten grand for luisa zissman

[Bigus Dickus]

  ten grand for luisa zissman

I am with you on that one! 

[wazzockchops]

I am with you on that one! 

I'll chip in if the two of you want to join me gangbanging her 

[john boy]

Fuck me she's curvy. Adele is what I would regard as a closet fatty. I imagine now her arse has spread like warm butter and is roughly the size of Andorra. If she sneezed here I'm sure those briefs would have cut her in two. Didn't know she was on the game tho. If I had back then I'd have been up her like a rat up a fucking drainpipe

   was she orignly from sunderland iam sure I saw her stripping one night in idols Newcastle it was that long ago the match was Newcastle vs steveanage

[john boy]

  wonder if there are any celebs or models on the game now

[vorian]

  wonder if there are any celebs or models on the game now

Plenty I would imagine, however I doubt many advertise on AW.

[john boy]

Plenty I would imagine, however I doubt many advertise on AW.

  it would be nice to find one

[vorian]

  it would be nice to find one

You could probably fuck Kerry Katona for a grand. The question should be do you want to, celebrity is a very loose term. X-factor wannabes I think you could find, Oscar winners I would guess not. 

[john boy]

You could probably fuck Kerry Katona for a grand. The question should be do you want to, celebrity is a very loose term. X-factor wannabes I think you could find, Oscar winners I would guess not.

  the blonde with tattoos and beanie hat from big brother was supposedly exposed as a escort she said it was someone
trying to blacken her name and career

[Quatro]

You could probably fuck Kerry Katona for a grand.

She'd have to pay me more than a grand!

[Sherbert07]

She'd have to pay me more than a grand!

Too true! 

I'd go up to £300 for an hour or two with Lyla Ashby or Alyssa Taylor

[Jason]

Well if I had a time machine the first thing I would do was to play EuroMillions after knowing the winning numbers! Do it 8-10 times for jackpots and you become a billionaire. Surely money wouldn’t be a constraint then.  I would then use the time machine to go to each of the previous decades and do threesomes or foursomes with the most beautiful women of the time. Examples:
1. Hedy Lamarr, Elizabeth Allan and Ginger Rogers from the 30s
2. Gene Tierney, Lauren Bacall and Jennifer Jones from the 40s
3. Brigitte Bardott, Marilyn Monroe and Grace Kelly from the 50s
4. Ann-Margret, Claudia Cardinale and Jean Shrimpton from the 60s
5. Kim Basinger and Jaqueline Bisset from the 70s
6. Brooke Shields, Sharon Stone and Michelle Pfeiffer from the 80s
7. Laetitia Casta, Pamela Anderson and Lena Headey from the 90s
8. Adriana Lima, Megan Fox and Doutzen Kroes from the 2000s

From 2014 I would choose Natali Danish. This is her selfie: External Link/Members Only

[The happy one]

Lynsey ward 

[akauya]

£500 for Amber Heard, not a penny more. Ok maybe I would add another tenner in case she complains.

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[Siadwel]

Her name sounds a bit Romanian to me, so probably.

She's Australian, used to be in Neighbours or Home and Away, I think. Had a song released, 'Torn', External Link/Members Only

[Tailpipe]

£500 for Amber Heard, not a penny more. Ok maybe I would add another tenner in case she complains.

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I am guessing that would inc up the wrong one 

[akauya]

I am guessing that would inc up the wrong one 

For £500 damn right it would

[CoolTiger]

Well if I had a time machine the first thing I would do was to play EuroMillions after knowing the winning numbers! Do it 8-10 times for jackpots and you become a billionaire. Surely money wouldn’t be a constraint then.  I would then use the time machine to go to each of the previous decades and do threesomes or foursomes with the most beautiful women of the time. Examples:
1. Hedy Lamarr, Elizabeth Allan and Ginger Rogers from the 30s
2. Gene Tierney, Lauren Bacall and Jennifer Jones from the 40s
3. Brigitte Bardott, Marilyn Monroe and Grace Kelly from the 50s
4. Ann-Margret, Claudia Cardinale and Jean Shrimpton from the 60s
5. Kim Basinger and Jaqueline Bisset from the 70s
6. Brooke Shields, Sharon Stone and Michelle Pfeiffer from the 80s
7. Laetitia Casta, Pamela Anderson and Lena Headey from the 90s
8. Adriana Lima, Megan Fox and Doutzen Kroes from the 2000s

From 2014 I would choose Natali Danish. This is her selfie: External Link/Members Only

Tut tut Jason. disappointed that Audrey Hepburn is not in your list!!! 

[vorian]

Tut tut Jason. disappointed that Audrey Hepburn is not in your list!!! 

She's the one I would marry. 

[Curious6705]

I am guessing that would inc up the wrong one 

I thought the £10 extra is for OWO - other extras might cost more.

Anyway, bi-sexual muscle car and gun enthusiast?! - she sounds like GF material!

[Tailpipe]

She's the one I would marry. 

If you marry her CIM and BJ comes straight off the enjoys list 

And only "A" on your birthday and you have to be quick 

Plus shit texts and emails all day when you are trying to work .

Words like learn , make love to me not just fuck me will come in to play 

[vorian]

If you marry her CIM and BJ comes straight off the enjoys list 

And only "A" on your birthday and you have to be quick 

Plus shit texts and emails all day when you are trying to work .

Words like learn , make love to me not just fuck me will come in to play 

Hey, I didn't say I would give up punting. 

[Jason]

Tut tut Jason. disappointed that Audrey Hepburn is not in your list!!! 

Well I had to select the best 3 of each decade and in the 50s there existed some true natural beauties - not the artificial ones we have today. If I were to choose another 3 from the 1950s I would of course pick Audrey along with Elizabeth Taylor and Anita Ekberg. Also although surprising for the public today Audrey was not universally regarded as a perfect natural beauty at her time! Yes her eyes are perhaps the best ever a woman ever had but the rest hmmm –not sufficient in my opinion to leapfrog Bardott, Kelly or Monroe (post plastic). I could choose her though for the late 40s ahead of Jones. Same goes for Bette Davis in the 30s. Her eyes were majestic –they even have a song- but the rest are not top 3 for the 1930s, top 10 perhaps.

[Bigus Dickus]

I'll chip in if the two of you want to join me gangbanging her 

I am up for making her airtight! 

[SirFrank]

Lynsey ward 

Yuk. Isn't she a tub of lard?

[The Architect]

Downloaded a rather good Alina Li torrent last night. I'd hand over £1k in a heartbeat for an hour's session with her. Provided I could be rough as fuck, jizz right in her without a rubber, and film the whole thing.

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