Maximum you'd pay for sex- the ultimate fantasy punt

[The Architect]

Purely for the purposes of discussion and general titillation, I thought I'd pose a question that I've been wondering about for a while; What's the absolute maximum you'd ever pay for sex? And I'm not just talking about prossies. We're talking fantasy land here;

- That girl at school you always lusted after.
- The ridiculously fit little waitress at your local restaurant.
- Your favourite celebrity.
- Whatever...

Rules:

- A single, let's say, 2-hour session.
- They'll do whatever filthy shit you want and be loving it.
- You can get in a time machine- ie. fuck that girl in school just as you remember her (not the ugly whale with 4 kids that she probably is now)
- No condoms required (we don't have to worry about shit like pregnancy and STD's in fantasy land).

Perhaps your ultimate fantasy is to fuck Beyonce Knowles up the arse.

Well let's say I'm your superhero pimp and I can arrange that for you, for a price. How much would you pay?

Let the bidding commence.

I'll start: A grand (not necessarily for Beyonce Knowles; I'd only pay £500 for that  )

Anyone prepared to hand over more than a grand to fulfil an ultimate fantasy?

[vorian]

£2000 but I want to be able to professionally film the whole thing.

[The Architect]

Good point. Yeah, you can film it 

I should say you're allowed more than one lady as well, threesomes/foursomes all fine if that's your thing. Just one continuous session though.

[vorian]

Good point. Yeah, you can film it 

I should say you're allowed more than one lady as well, threesomes/foursomes all fine if that's your thing. Just one continuous session though.

OK, in that case £3000 the hot twins and their red headed best mate from 6th form.

And the hot English teacher.

[The Architect]

£2000... a lot of money. Probably pushing it for me. Perhaps I'd up my max to £1500 on a payday with a bad dose of the horn...

Of course it's all highly dependant on how much you earn.

[smiths]

Purely for the purposes of discussion and general titillation, I thought I'd pose a question that I've been wondering about for a while; What's the absolute maximum you'd ever pay for sex? And I'm not just talking about prossies. We're talking fantasy land here;

- That girl at school you always lusted after.
- The ridiculously fit little waitress at your local restaurant.
- Your favourite celebrity.
- Whatever...

Rules:

- A single, let's say, 2-hour session.
- They'll do whatever filthy shit you want and be loving it.
- You can get in a time machine- ie. fuck that girl in school just as you remember her (not the ugly whale with 4 kids that she probably is now)
- No condoms required (we don't have to worry about shit like pregnancy and STD's in fantasy land).

Perhaps your ultimate fantasy is to fuck Beyonce Knowles up the arse.

Well let's say I'm your superhero pimp and I can arrange that for you, for a price. How much would you pay?

Let the bidding commence.

I'll start: A grand (not necessarily for Beyonce Knowles; I'd only pay £500 for that  )

Anyone prepared to hand over more than a grand to fulfil an ultimate fantasy?

I wouldnt ever again pay more than £200 an hour to punt or have sex with ANY one woman on earth. I have paid £350 an hour to punt in the past some years ago.

I would consider paying £500 or so for a Reverse Gangbang with 3 or 4 WGs though, and have paid around this for 8 hours partying in the past which was excellent VFM to me.

[The Architect]

They must have been stunners, mate 

You've already broken the upper limit of what I was expecting... I wonder if anyone will surpass...

[smiths]

£2000... a lot of money. Probably pushing it for me. Perhaps I'd up my max to £1500 on a payday with a bad dose of the horn...

Of course it's all highly dependant on how much you earn.

To clarify, its got absolutely nothing to do with what i earn, its what i choose to pay and see as VFM not what i can afford to pay.

[vorian]

£2000... a lot of money. Probably pushing it for me. Perhaps I'd up my max to £1500 on a payday with a bad dose of the horn...

Of course it's all highly dependant on how much you earn.

I would sell it online and make my money back ten times over.

[The Architect]

I wouldnt ever again pay more than £200 an hour to punt or have sex with ANY one woman on earth. I have paid £350 an hour to punt in the past some years ago.

I would consider paying £500 or so for a Reverse Gangbang with 3 or 4 WGs though, and have paid around this for 8 hours partying in the past which was excellent VFM to me.

No fantasies from your youth? Did you go to an all-boys boarding school?

[The Architect]

I would sell it online and make my money back ten times over.

Hmmm... might be bending the rules a bit there. I reckon a caveat should be that there's no profiteering allowed   

Sorry.

[smiths]

No fantasies from your youth? Did you go to an all-boys boarding school?

I have experienced things through punting beyond my wildest fantasies as a youth.

[jackdaw]

500 quid tops. And I certainly wouldn't film it.

Only circumstances I'd pay more was if I was sure I was going to die soon.

[The Architect]

I have experienced things through punting beyond my wildest fantasies as a youth.

The thing about punting is that you're limited to prossies. Surely there's 'civvie' women you'd pay premium for, no? Each to their own I suppose.

[cockneybstrd]

Easy one for me Nigella Lawson Circa 2004

Money spent 400 quid for 2 hours plus 2gs of coke.

Nigella is clucking and desperate for the cash to pay off her pimp (Charles) so she waves the extras for facial and anal.

Loads of deep throat rimming anal as well as A2M which ends up with me jerking over her face and her telling me to ice her face, I end up giving her 5 day load which leaves her looking like a plasterers radio or fat kid left in the Kipling factory overnight

[smiths]

The thing about punting is that you're limited to prossies. Surely there's 'civvie' women you'd pay premium for, no? Each to their own I suppose.

Thats right, each to their own, no suppose about it.

[smiths]

Easy one for me Nigella Lawson Circa 2004

Money spent 400 quid for 2 hours plus 2gs of coke.

Nigella is clucking and desperate for the cash to pay off her pimp (Charles) so she waves the extras for facial and anal.

Loads of deep throat rimming anal as well as A2M which ends up with me jerking over her face and her telling me to ice her face, I end up giving her 5 day load which leaves her looking like a plasterers radio or fat kid left in the Kipling factory overnight

Classic.

[Tailpipe]

I paid 2k for 5 days with a polish girl who was stunning , don,t regret it but not sure if I would do it again.


In fact if someone had said there is all materials to make any women you like, physically I would not have changed a thing as to me this was as
near perfect as you could ever get.

Her head was a fuckup and the sex was poor but she did look the part.  I new her for some time and often said it was like owning
a Bugatti Veyron but not been able to drive the fucking thing 

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Easy one for me Nigella Lawson Circa 2004

Money spent 400 quid for 2 hours plus 2gs of coke.

Nigella is clucking and desperate for the cash to pay off her pimp (Charles) so she waves the extras for facial and anal.

Loads of deep throat rimming anal as well as A2M which ends up with me jerking over her face and her telling me to ice her face, I end up giving her 5 day load which leaves her looking like a plasterers radio or fat kid left in the Kipling factory overnight

Nice scenario...this should get your juices flowing then...

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[cockneybstrd]

Nice scenario...this should get your juices flowing then...

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Well that rolling pin is going up her cunt then while I'm up her arse

[cockneybstrd]

I ll do HP's one for him Anne Widdecombe and Diane Abbot the ultimate BBW Ebony and Ivory Threesome

[The Architect]

I ll do HP's one for him Anne Widdecombe and Diane Abbot the ultimate BBW Ebony and Ivory Threesome

 

I'm dreading what his imagination will conjure up...

[wazzockchops]

I'd pay a vrand for a two hour piss spunk and fucking session like in a GGG Devot film. Don't give a fuck which GGG models it is with apart from I don't want to bang Kirie.

Oh thinking about it, I'd like Betty to drink my piss.

[threechilliman]

Not sure what I'd pay to stick one up Suzanna Reid's arse and then cumblast her face. I'd certainly raid my piggybank though. Possibly even more if I could involve Louise Minchin in a little girl-on-girl action as well. 

[socks]

I'd find £500 to FFM two of my OH's friends. They'd each have to wank me while the other did a striptease, I'd need them to talk slutty filth throughout, there's the requirement for them to take turns to deep throat me while the other ate my arsehole and it would be a no holes barred sex fest with multiple twin facials, BB cumming in all their holes (I'd bag up in reality lol), snowballing, pissing etc. I don't want much

[mh]

I don't think I can imagine paying any one girl more than £300 for an hour even with some specialist services thrown in because so many top-rated girls I've not yet seen are below this figure. Above this figure I don't believe you would get any increase in performance/services/satisfaction.

But a fantasy punt would have to be longer than an hour and would probably involve 2 or more girls so I can probably arrive at a figure of approaching £2K as well. But I'd pretty much have to be directing my own porn movie for that.

Of course this type of spending would not be possible to cover up to my other half. I dread to think how much I would be spending on punting if I were single and not having to cover up the cash withdrawals for my punts!

[Siadwel]

This is going to be embarrassing, but 'civvies' don't turn me on half as much as WG's (that doesn't include out and out crack-whore street skanks), so I would opt for WG's every time. In fact, the only civvie that really interests me is my ex, and she'd rather duvet-up with a nice cup of tea and a good book.

How much would I pay for a full-on bi/lesbian FFM? About £800 to a grand, I think, which is what I'm planning on when I get my retirement lump-sum. More than that and we're into Fantasy Land, and in my Fantasy Land, they do it because I'm such an all-round Regular Guy.

[socks]

I'd find £500 to FFM two of my OH's friends. They'd each have to wank me while the other did a striptease, I'd need them to talk slutty filth throughout, there's the requirement for them to take turns to deep throat me while the other ate my arsehole and it would be a no holes barred sex fest with multiple twin facials, BB cumming in all their holes (I'd bag up in reality lol), snowballing, pissing etc. I don't want much

Thinking about it I'd probably pay £500 just to chuck my muck on Katie Perry

[GeeWiz]

I had a booking arranged once in London with Brandy Talore for £500.  An absolute fantasy for me.  However, common sense prevailed and I backed out.  Went to Soho instead.  Still have slight regrets.

[vorian]

Thinking about it I'd probably pay £500 just to chuck my muck on Katie Perry

Good call, I would throw Katie in the mix as well, now up to a MFFFFF in my punt.

[Tailpipe]

Good call, I would throw Katie in the mix as well, now up to a MFFFFF in my punt.

5 Fs to one , brave man , I could not Handel that  , sounds like a job for hendrix

[SirFrank]

I'd stretch to £200 for a 3some shagfest with the cheeky girls. I'd rub their little titties black and blue and then go in for a two girl BJ which would culminate in one of them sucking me knackers while the other tongues my brown eye while singing we are the cheeky girls. I'd then treat them both to my signature move - the 4fingastinga - an elaborate activity that took years of practice to perfect. Essentially all 4 fingers have a very clearly defined action in the undercarriage department - clit, clodge and shitbox. I'd then finish off by blowing my rancid seed over one of their fannies and then watch the other one drink it all up with a straw. Obviously as they are Romanians there'd be no DFK and lots of fake moans but I can live with that on this occasion cos that's how I fucking roll

[Bigus Dickus]

I'd pay £10K to fuck Girls Aloud! All of them at once!

My opening move from the starter block would be to have Cheryl Cole in the Mish position with my cock up her arse! Nadine Coyne would be standing above Cheryl bent over with my tongue double tapping her arse and cunt! Sarah Harding and Kimberly Walsh would be positioned to my left and right getting their twats and ring pieces finger bashed! The ginger one would be behind me, out of sight, rimming my rusty sheriffs badge as if her life depended on it!

Following on they'd all be fucking destroyed by many hours of sexual frolics!

If that's not worth £10K nothing is!

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[ciscoxxx69]

I was seriously considering paying £600 for Jill Kelly the American Porn star who was over here last year........I was feeling ultra horny and convinced myself I should do it.
I emailed the agency to find that was her last day and she wouldn't be coming back.....

In the cold light of a post wank come down, I was glad I had saved the £600 !

[cockneybstrd]

I had a booking arranged once in London with Brandy Talore for £500.  An absolute fantasy for me.  However, common sense prevailed and I backed out.  Went to Soho instead.  Still have slight regrets.

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Common Sense.... I fucking hate bouts of Common Sense especially when I have them

Anyway here is brandy flicking you the V's after reading this

[cockneybstrd]

I'd stretch to £200 for a 3some shagfest with the cheeky girls. I'd rub their little titties black and blue and then go in for a two girl BJ which would culminate in one of them sucking me knackers while the other tongues my brown eye while singing we are the cheeky girls. I'd then treat them both to my signature move - the 4fingastinga - an elaborate activity that took years of practice to perfect. Essentially all 4 fingers have a very clearly defined action in the undercarriage department - clit, clodge and shitbox. I'd then finish off by blowing my rancid seed over one of their fannies and then watch the other one drink it all up with a straw. Obviously as they are Romanians there'd be no DFK and lots of fake moans but I can live with that on this occasion cos that's how I fucking roll

it would probably be a bait and switch and you would end up with the mother and the gay brother

[socks]

I'd stretch to £200 for a 3some shagfest with the cheeky girls. I'd rub their little titties black and blue and then go in for a two girl BJ which would culminate in one of them sucking me knackers while the other tongues my brown eye while singing we are the cheeky girls. I'd then treat them both to my signature move - the 4fingastinga - an elaborate activity that took years of practice to perfect. Essentially all 4 fingers have a very clearly defined action in the undercarriage department - clit, clodge and shitbox. I'd then finish off by blowing my rancid seed over one of their fannies and then watch the other one drink it all up with a straw. Obviously as they are Romanians there'd be no DFK and lots of fake moans but I can live with that on this occasion cos that's how I fucking roll

You should come with a health warning!!! Nearly choked on my fruitcake and had to hide behind the screen as the OH walked in sight. Killed the mirth a bit that did, not dissimilar to frothing up your population paste just as you hear your mum turning the door handle.

[Curious6705]

I think I'd pay a couple of grand to hang out with a number of girls in a luxury apartment for a day. Sex on the menu whenever I wanted, and filthy scenarios acted out. 

But that's not too far away from a sex party, and I already go to those for much less money. 

[Matium]

£10,000 for Petra Verkaik.

Quite simply, she is sex on legs.

[The happy one]

Hi


I have paid £700 for two hours with a top page three girl once

Then went back a week later for another go

Done nearly a months wage

But fuck she was as dirty as din

Rimmed
Loved it in her arse

Just lived up to every fantasy I had ever had

[yorkshire123]

Natalie Imbruglia, she could have my house, car & dog just for a soapy tit wank.
If she begged i might even let her rim me, just the once though!
Wonder if she's on AW? 

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[ciscoxxx69]

I'd stretch to £200 for a 3some shagfest with the cheeky girls. I'd rub their little titties black and blue and then go in for a two girl BJ which would culminate in one of them sucking me knackers while the other tongues my brown eye while singing we are the cheeky girls. I'd then treat them both to my signature move - the 4fingastinga - an elaborate activity that took years of practice to perfect. Essentially all 4 fingers have a very clearly defined action in the undercarriage department - clit, clodge and shitbox. I'd then finish off by blowing my rancid seed over one of their fannies and then watch the other one drink it all up with a straw. Obviously as they are Romanians there'd be no DFK and lots of fake moans but I can live with that on this occasion cos that's how I fucking roll

And.....Scenario of the week goes to .........SirFrank !

[ciscoxxx69]

Hi


I have paid £700 for two hours with a top page three girl once

Then went back a week later for another go

Done nearly a months wage

But fuck she was as dirty as din

Rimmed
Loved it in her arse

Just lived up to every fantasy I had ever had

It's no good unless you tell us who.....

[Curious6705]

Hi


I have paid £700 for two hours with a top page three girl once

Then went back a week later for another go

Done nearly a months wage

But fuck she was as dirty as din

Rimmed
Loved it in her arse

Just lived up to every fantasy I had ever had

If it's the one in my avatar I think I'd have paid that too!

[vorian]

Natalie Imbruglia, she could have my house, car & dog just for a soapy tit wank.
If she begged i might even let her rim me, just the once though!
Wonder if she's on AW? 

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Her name sounds a bit Romanian to me, so probably.

[cockneybstrd]

Hi


I have paid £700 for two hours with a top page three girl once

Then went back a week later for another go

Done nearly a months wage

But fuck she was as dirty as din

Rimmed
Loved it in her arse

Just lived up to every fantasy I had ever had

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i hope its adele stephens

[The happy one]

Ahhhh

But I just googled her and she is everywhere even came up with her twitter

So not sure where I would stand

Know she could not take legal action as I still have the photos and video I done

She looks filth with spunk dribbling off her chin

May be I should use that as my avitar

[Tailpipe]

Her name sounds a bit Romanian to me, so probably.

May be Jim would like a go , face picture , looks about size 8', young may be 20 ,

But where does she live as he likes to punt local 

[The happy one]

Lol

Very very close

But a little less hippy

But around that era and looks

[Tailpipe]

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i hope its adele stephens

Fuck she's smoking hot great body shape